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My Mind is Messing With my Mind

I went to a fast-food drive thru yesterday. When I got to the window, I realized that I had forgotten my money. When I went to look for it, I realized I'd forgotten my purse. As I stood there, in an embarrassing panic, I'd be damned if I hadn't forgotten my car.

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After paging myself numerous times with no response, I finally gave up. Then I realized I had the wrong damn pager number.
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Someone knocked on the door this morning. I tried to open the door but it was jammed. Looking through the peephole, I saw a boy standing there. I yelled through the door that it wouldn't open. He yelled back that he was the paperboy coming to collect. I didn't know I had a paperboy.
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