Wading through a puddle of muddy water, was a troll wearing sunglasses. We'll call him Lattamont. His head was looking downward and he hummed a little tune, as he dragged his wet feet. It just happened to be a beautiful day after a heavy rain. As Lattamont trudged through through the mud, seven raggedy vagabonds stopped him in his path. One of them spoke. He asked Lattamont, "What in the hell are you, anyway?" Lattamont was stunned. He wasn't quite sure what to say. This had never happened to him before. Lattamont was a quick thinker, however, so he said to the group, " I am the fairy king!" The seven raggedy vagabonds all looked at each other briefly, then turned and walked away, laughing hysterically.