Welcome to Martha's little world. If you should become uneasy,try these kitchen-tested links:

Museum Of Advertising Icons: How many Dough-People are in that damn Pillsbury family anyway?!!
Official Chiquita Banana Website: Everything you always wanted to know about bananas- all brought to you in glorious "Bananavision"!
The DAVCO Web Empire: Just go there. You'll thank me later.
Ian's Home Page!: My pal Ian takes you on a tour of his mind. Lotsa larfs and links
The Billy Nayer Show: Bow down before the greatest band ever.On your knees, maggot.
Nadine's White Trash Cookin': How much love can you fit into a double-wide trailer? According to Nadine: a whole heap.
Time For Teletubbies!: Tubbie Custard (and other English delicacies) await you inside the Technicolor Turfdome..
Picpal's Wino Xing: One-stop shopping for all your Bukowski needs.
Bukowski's Poetry: If yer too damn lazy to crack a book, stop by here for poetry to go!
Vaccination Records: Wondering where all the GOOD bands are? Some of them are here. Hear them with Real Audio Player-ooooohh....
Iron Chef: Get the scoop on the only television show guaranteed to make you sweat profusely.


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PARIS

never
even in calmer times
have I ever
dreamed of
bicycling through that
city
wearing a
beret

and
Camus
always
pissed
me
off.

-by Charles Bukowski

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Tell me all about Carmen Miranda:
10% of my brain:
Alberto Vargas, not Antonio Fargas:
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