Why me? Who me?
Lang Skrimshire
"Just what the internet needs, another lame personal site telling me
about someone's pathetic life and their loser friends"
Well you're still reading aren't you?
I had to build this site as part of a course requirement But now school's out and I have to brave the real world. By that I don't mean live in an Ikea furnished apartment with a load of models.
Here's a little about me (just humour me and pretend you're interested) I was born in Rochford, England on July 4th 1972. My mother is a jazz writer and my father is a jazz guitarist and they are very cool people who gave me a very good start in life and were always proud of whatever I did. Unfortunately for me they traded wealth for sanity so I had to learn to stand on my own two feet.
I lived most my life in Sunny Southend-on-Sea, but now I'm living in Kent with my partner right near Bluewater shopping mall