Before leaving Havana, I visited with a colony of Earthlings who were able to communicate telepathically. I told them about the Big Cheese and his promise to beam me up if I could locate his hiding place here on Earth. A wise one teleported himself close to my face and sent me the mental message, "It all smells a little fishy to me," he commented. This is the wisdom of the ages. I wish other Earthlings were as sage as this one.

I sat down next to the distinquished gentleman on the park bench in New Orleans, Louisiana. "Hi, I'm One-Of-Three," I said in my friendliest voice. Then I added, "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."

My Snazzy List of Links

Movie Talk

Earthlings go here to write about the movies they have just seen. I could tell a story or two myself.

My Favorite Dessert

Earthlings have strange ways for setting up marriage contracts. This one requires some sort of recipe.

Book of Descendants

I discovered I might be related to some of these Earthlings.

The Cancer Research Center of Hungary

Diseased organ slides and music midis. What more could you want ....

PhD Gets His Own Page

Back to the 3rd Rock

Search for the Big Cheese in new Mexico

Search for the Big Cheese in Havana.

My trials in the Florida everglades.

My search ends.