Please
Beam
Me
Up
Big
Cheese!
I had been looking for the Big Cheese in the Florida everglades for over a year now. Trying to communicate with the crocodiles and alligators was next to impossible. Not one reptile knew where the Big Cheese might be hiding. I thought they might be concealing him under some moss or a cypress stump so I continued my search for exactly 365 days. Then, faint with hunger, I had to hold on to the trees while making my way out of everglades. Tired as I was, when I came out of the glades my eyes fell on something in the sky that made me smile.
It
was
in
the
sky!
Yes, there he was, in the sky. Yes, it was him. THE BIG CHEESE!
You can imagine my joy when I finally got back home.
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