Elvironator'sHouse of Distruction

I'm glad you finnaly showed up. I was just getting ready to begin the auction.

As you should know this is the first on line body auction.We will be auctioning off a limited time with certain body parts of mine.

The sole purpose of this is to allow all men the opportunity for gratification.

I of course will not but then how many of the people bidding really care.

Now to be eligitable to bid you must first pass a stringent test.

Can you read this? Ok You passed !

All right Let's start the auction

First on the block for all you wild foot fetish guys is the 15 min Kmart special with my feet.

Lets start the bidding at 25 cents shall we..

Next is the legs that can move men to tears.For this we will be looking for a man with stubble on his mind.

And we will be looking ion the range of 50 cents..

To bid enter your name and bid.

Now we have entered into the butt end of our auction .My massuese has informed me that this is the largest item in the auction and should carry a hefty load.

Lets start at 50,000 dollars..

To bid enter your name and bid.

(offer only available in greek)

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