My diverse mailbox...
You've done it again! Only a wonderfully twisted mind could parody so
much in
one fell swoop. Congratulations!
wintrhart1@aol.com
Wonderful!
Your Brat and Leotardo pages are amazingly funny! Keep up the good work!
Who's next to be skewered?
Kyle
i don't understand your page at all. please explain.
dana
ngreenaw@mb.sympatico.ca
It has something to do with the moon and the tides. -Shinoh
Leonardo DiCaprio is the hottest guy in the world. You have no right to
have
a web page dedicated to ruining him. You obviously have no life.
Tigger55@aol.com
If you can believe it, this person told me she's 24. God help us all. -Shinoh
To whom it may concern,
You probably get lots of letters like this but I found
your
page on leo very funny, keep up the good work!
Yours,
Ron
You Suck! It was kinda funny though.
The you suck is because LeoNARDO hotter than hot and you are just
jealous
because more girls like him than they like you. So why don't you stop
picking
on him and make one of yourself because I bet that there is so much more
that
you can put into it. Thanks For your time and Effort talk to ya later or
e-
mail me back
Love the fans of hottie LeoNARDO DICAPRIO
Aliem650@aol.com
You hate me, but you love me. Not an uncommon response. -Shinoh
what's up leotardo? i must admit that i love your page dedicated to
yourself. as i sit here surfing the net i happened to come across your
page and found it quite amusing! your sense of humor cracks my shit up!
i think that the pictures added a good personal touch. i appreciated
your style/humor. alright, well, since i took the time to email you,
you yourself can email me back at kstrahsm@vt.edu. i'd like to hear
from your sarcastic self. talk to you later.
katti
You are one sick puppy. Why are you so jealous of the hottest actor in
movie making.
He makes more money in one movie than you will ever see in your life.
Phyllis Wayman
abanchee@suite224.net
I think your page SUCKS!!!!!! it's as crappy as hell.
-A true leo Fan
dlsecssc@visi.com
I'm not exactly sure what your position on the matter is. Could you please be a little more specific? -Shinoh
I love your Leotardo DiCappucino page! It is so funny!
dreamz@mindless.com
Dear Retarted Person,
Hello, who do you think you are? You must be the the biggest asshole
on the face of the Earth. Do you think that was funny? You are just a
stuck up whore you knows that Leonardo DiCaprio would never go out with
a fat ass like you. And I don't blame him!!! I think you probally said
all that because you are a 300 pound lard ass! I don't really care
either if you go cry to your dad King Kong. Why don't you shit and die.
But you would eating yourself wouldn't you. Go eat a big foot pizza
for a snack. Ever heard of 1-800-94-JENNY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
flandis@ruraltel.net
Public education: ya can't beat it. -Shinoh
To: Leotardo,
After having seen your web site, I had to say I really like it !!! I'm
a fan of Leonardo DiCaprio and I have seen a lot of his fan web sites
which are really the same. I think you are one of his fan, too. That's
why you know a lot how to imitate their style. It's good though. You
make me laugh, you know that?
Well, just want to say that I like your web page. You are doing a good
job. Okay, bye...
~ one comment from one visiter. :-)
your page is awesome!
jmrego@MCI2000.com
Hi, my name is Chrissy. I just wanted to let you know that your sight is
really funny. I couldn't stop laughing. Is that you or is that one of
your friends? Whoever it is they really do look like Leonardo DiCaprio.
Well thanks for the laugh!
Chrissy
dude:
I think your site is brilliant! I love the quotes attached to the
links.. especially the one about the magic markers.. strange but
strange...
Mike
Congratulations! Leotardo DiCappuchino has been chosen as one of the
Top Ten Leonardo DiCaprio fan sites by Total TV Online, the website
companion to Total TV weekly and The Cable Guide monthly. The Leo Top
Ten is part of a big "Leopalooza" at Totally Teen TV, our rockin' new
teenzine, where Leo IS Oscar. To see the good company you're in, check
it out at:
http://www.totaltv.com/teen/index.html
I just visited your page and thought it was pretty funny. I was just
wondering - do you have something against the REAL Leo? It seems as
though
you do.
A Devout Leo Fan,
KV
My name is Kacey Johnon,
If I'm right it sounds to me you are making fun of Leonardo DiCaprio.
I might be wrong but I doubt it. I can get your site banished. I don't
like to be rude but LEONARDO DICAPRIO is the most talented and bueatiful
actors of our generation.
Very Upset,
Kacey Johnson
P.S If I am wrong please forgive my rudeness.
You might be smart, but I doubt it. -Shinoh
I love your website of Leo!!! it was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo
funny!!!!!
Romy1185@aol.com
Hi,
My name is Cyndie and I visited your Leo page. I disapprove of it and
so soon as I get the word out to a lot of Leo fans online they will be
very angry too. You shouldn't be making rude jokes or etc about Leonardo
DiCaprio. It so so so so obvious that you are very immature and
decusing. And it proves that you are jealous of Leo because of his
talent, intelligence, looks, and I could on and on and on. I hope you
change your attuide about the WONDERFUL LEONARDO DICAPRIO! bye!
A Very Displeased Leo Fan,
Cyndie
jaycod57@erols.com
What the hell is "decusing"? -Shinoh
I "was" looking at your Leonardo DiCaprio web page. Or as you would say
it
"Leotardo DiCappucino." I think that by you making this page to make
Leo look
bad you are making it show more that you are jealouse of him anbd his
good
looks. Well Thankx for your time!
Eeyore5136@aol.com
Yore Wellcum! -Shinoh
I have never laughed so hard in my life...I mean I guess I don't
have to tell you what a genius you are!!!
My God, Robin Williams should be as talented as you.
I am sitting at this computer and lauging my head off, to the
extent my entire family is wondering, "what is wrong with her now?"
I just had to send this e-mail to you, and thank you for a serious
round of laughter. I am so impressed...please know that I will check in
periodically to know the latest and greatest!..........You are going to
write more aren't you??????????Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Alexis
what do u have against leo anyway???????there's nothing wrong w/him,and
u are
just cutting him up for no damn good reason,well F u!!!!!!!!!!
me
SM10000@aol.com
Hey! Don't use that strong language on me, young lady! -Shinoh
Hey you freak who gave you the right to make fun Leonardo Dicaprio
your a
fruit loop
Katewwjd@aol.com
Um...the Constitution? -Shinoh
a hilarious site...thanks for making at least 15 minutes of my life
enjoyable!
I laughed, I cried, and then realized that your DiCapalike model is
actually
WAY better looking than Mr. Hollywoodie himself. What a crazy
mess...now I
must obsess over this new & improved version.....
later,
Kyle Chicago
Hello my name is Maura I'm Italian
and I'm working to a new site Cinema World
which contains the links to the pages of international artists and films
In the Leonardo Di Caprio section I've linked your amusing site
The address of Cinema World is
http://www.resoftlinks.com/cinema
Bye
Maura Iannaccone
hello bitch!
leo is a kind, nice guy and you shouldnt bash him like this!
its not human or reasonably fationable comments about him they are just
mean and crule!! if i were him i would kick your asss in a second!
i dont like it and im sure he doesnt eather!please remove your site from
the webring or i will have it removed! by calling your server and having
you dissconected!thankyou and have a nice day!:P~~~~~~~~~~~~~``````
McNaughton
plmcn@iaw.com
That would be assuming my server can translate your finely written letters. -Shinoh
Well all i have to say is that i am a fan of Leonardo (to make the
dissention
clear), but i think that what you have come up with on your page is
quite
clever. Leotardo doesn't look half as good as Leonardo, but he is still
blond
so it works.(lol) I think that everyone who is a "true Leo fan" who is
upset by
this should take a chill pill. I mean, i was laughing so hard, not
because i
don't like Leonardo but because this guy is really funny. I think that
Leonardo himself would laugh at this page, because he has a sense of
humor,
and he would realize that it is all in good fun--whether or not this guy
likes
him as an actor or not--no one would waste the time to write something
like
this with out it being a label of respect. (Like a girl that i work with
said:"They make fun of me while i am working, so they must love me!" The
point
being that this guy isn't secretly, not that it would pay for him to be,
hating and talking about Leonardo without him knowing (I know, i know,
it
doesn't make much sense...lol), he is very open and honest about it! (lol)
Leonardo would probably say "Finally there's not a shrine devoted to me
in the
page!" (lol) So yes I am a "true Leo fan" like the rest of you out there
but, i
can see where even Leonardo would find this funny, so don't be so
uptight
about it. If you want a shrine dedicated to Leonardo you have come to
the
right place, check out my site at
http://members.aol.com/Kayla92077/leosmine.html
Kayla
Right on! (lol) -Shinoh
Hello! Your site makes NO sense at all! It can be very misleading too
(duh!) The jokes are gay (probably as gay as you) and very stupid. Maybe
you should go see a movie called Titanic and maybe your views on
Leonardo DiCaprio might change. Thanx for your time.
Suzanne : )
leoloveriam@hotmail.com
Nothing like a polite insulter. Love the smiley face, babe. -Shinoh
HA HA...that was funny!!!!! I think that that was about the funniest
thing I
saw..my sister was online looking up her nonexistint boyfriend and then
she
showed me this!!!
that was great!!oh and another thing all those people that are mad cause you hurt there
perfect Leo...GET THE F*** [Shinoh's censor] OVER IT!!!!!!!!! You don't even know him!!
Thanks,
Allison
You go, girl! Thanks for the support. -Shinoh
When TITANIC came out I was a huge Leo fan, but lately I think he is way
overated. When I found your website I thought how rude, he is just
jealous,
until I started reading it and looking at the pictures. I laughed my ass
off.
(Especially at the pictures.) Whoever you are, I think you are
brilliant for
creating a site that proves that some people take life way to
seriously!!!!
Thanks for the laugh, awesome site!!!!
Jonzer5150
Take life too seriously, hmmm? Who could those people be...? -Shinoh
I think your sight is pretty rad even though Im a Leo fan. But let me
ask you a question. And dont put any sarcastic comments under it. Why
did you make this sight. Obiviously you have something personal against
Leonardo DiCaprio or you wouldnt have taken the time to put up a Leo
bashing sight. So while you are saying that the people who are offended
by this page take life too seriously(by the way im not offended at all)
what about a person who dedicates a web page to ragging on a guy they
dont even know. By the way, I thought the site was cool, but how would
you like to see a sight like this about you. For your sake, I hope Leo
never runs across this page.
Abigail Rose Dearing
Dear friend,
I understand the pain you must feel, torn between loving and hating my page.
First off, once and for all, for the record: I ACTUALLY LIKE LEONARDO DiCAPRIO! He is a damn good actor, attractive, and successful. I also think he's a big boy who can take a few jokes. Anyone who regards their idols as perfect have a real problem. I simply wanted to do something different from all those look-alike Leo loving pages that have drool running down the screen. My page is more of a satire of those pages' styles than of Leo himself, I feel.
So, take your assumed amateur psychological theories about why I would make this page and toss them out with this morning's trash.
I also run ten other websites, so this is just for fun.
Thanks for writing!
- Shinoh
Hi, my name is Penny and I also run a large website on Leonardo
DiCaprio..
I was wondering if you could add a link for my webite on yours?
The URL is:
The LEO Files
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Studio/8848/index.html
By the way I love the website, Its so so so so funny!!! :)
I have been cracking up in class all morning!
Penny
P.S. Congratulations on being named in the top 10 at Teen TV! I was
also picked in the Top 10 List!! Woo Hoo!
We are kings of the world! (Or queens)-Shinoh
You are a very Funny Person. It takes alot of creativity to think of
something
like this. I am a Fan of Leonardo's but I have to say this is the
funniest
hate pages I have seen. It is kinda Degrading To Leonardo though don't
you
think.
Jennifer
Degrading? It's not degrading. Degrading would be showing Leo French-kissing a staple gun, or eating Uma Thurma's feces, or lopping his own head off and frying it in a Bernaise sauce. Compared to that, I'm pretty tame I think. -Shinoh
i laughed my ass off! your page is the funniest i've ever seen. your
sense of humor is brillant! i'm a 17/f. u? please write back & tell me
about yourself.
P.S. was that u in those pics.?
stephanie
Okay, okay, so who am I? Well, I'm not the skinny dude in the pics. I am pictured as Shinoh, Queen of Andelusia, defeater of the Saxons, sovereign of all muffins, blueberry or bran. But seriously, I am a 25 year old male, and a college graduate with a B.A. in Theatre. I'm currently a low budget filmmaker, a young adults novelist, a screenwriter, a caricature artist (check out my DDT Page), and at one time I was actually a prospective Catholic seminarian! Figure that one out. I am Shinoh, the eternal enigma. - Shinoh
Dear Shinoh,
I already feel so close to you after reading your page, but
especially seeing your flawless photo. I do realise that you are
an "all important star reporter" and everything, but you are going
to give away some of your beauty secrets aren't you???I mean, not
every female is as "blessed by God" with such drop-dead georgous looks
as you!!!! I mean,...........hey, I know that you are busy with all
your stellar (and I don't mean Stevens) reporting, just please think
about divulging some of those beauty tips and perhaps a teen page....I
mean, only another female can truly understand our complusive yearnings
to visit each and every Leonardo site listed before Good Friday!!!...so,
I guess I can assume that I will soon be adressing you as "Dear Shinoh".
So, move over Abigail Van Lisper!!!
Alexis.
You already did address me as "Dear Shinoh." But thanks for the kissing up anyway! - Shinoh
I found your site a while back and have been sending it to all of my
friends.
This is a great site. And I'm a Leo fan and I don't find this degrading
at
all. Maybe all of you obsessed people should take a look at one of my
pages
Signs You're
Obsessed
With Leo and then get a clue. He is a brilliant actor but he doesn't
know
you and never ever will. And congrats on The Top Ten , Shinoh. I was
listed
too. Don't we rock ?
Leonardo DiCaprio : Unplugged. Keep up the good work and can you
hook me
up with Leotardo ? I find him very attractive. :):)
- Angel
I have just finished enjoying your excellent website. Not only is it
genuine humor (rare!), but the beautiful presentation and the correct
spelling (!) were rare treats. I don't know when I last enjoyed a
website so much. But that probably doesn't count for much...I haven't
got a hell of a lot going for me.
Neither does Pauly Shore, and he lives a comfortable life! -Shinoh
The "Leotardo" web page is hilarious. Great job! You just forgot the
Shirtless Pinup Gallery! That's my favorite part of the Brat Renfro
Page!
Lisa
p.s. wanna check out my teen hunk website?
http://members.aol.com/boink86
Thanks! I'm sure all the chicks will dig it! Good job! - Shinoh
WHY DID YOU MAKE THAT STUFF UP ABOUT LEONARDO AND IN THEM PICTURES YOU
HAVE OF
HIM..ITS NOT EVEN HIM!!! I LOVE LEONARDO MORE THEN LIFE ITS SELF AND FOR
YOU 2
MAKE A JOKE OUT OF HIM YOU MUST HAVING SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU...WHO DO
YOU
THINK YOU ARE?!?I BET YOU ARE SOME UGLY FAT PERSON AND YOU KNOW YOU LIKE
HIM
BUT YOU KNOW IF YOU EVER MET HIM HE WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE THERE SO
YOU
GOTTA ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE HIM..WELL YOU WHAT I THINK YOU HAVE
SOMETHING
REALLY REALLY WRONG WITH YOU....I THINK YOU SHOULD CHANGE ALL THAT
STUFF..THATS NOT EVEN FUNNY WHAT YOU PUT!
DANIELLE DICAPRIO
LilBit1985@aol.com
Dear Mrs. DiCaprio,
I understand your need to defend your husband, but let's face it...he loves me more than you or deviled eggs or garden gnomes or Zimbabwe. It's time to let him go, hon, and move on with your life, no matter how difficult that might seem. By the way, good luck with your career in psychiatry. It was eerie the way you got into my mind and actually could tell so much about me. - Shinoh
I have a message from Mr. Cappucino for all of you who have been
slamming him, he thinks you are all, "poopy". For those of you who want
his body, he says, "if you can make it past my up-and-coming star
director babe, then you might have a chance, but a warning to you, she
hits hard with a belt." Straight from the horse's mouth. (By the way
Shinoh, Mr. Cappucino is anxious to do another photo shoot with you so
give us a call, or we'll twist your nipples)
-- Up-and-Coming Star Director Babe
This is the real deal, folks, from Leotardo's main squeeze. So watch out...-Shinoh
Brilliant site, luv!
Especially enjoy the correct spelling and decent grammar. I'm a
mid-level DiCaprio fan, think he's a handsome old son, and your pix
model is a sweet one -- and a fair likeness! Love the wit and wackiness.
Please keep it up, I laughed until my sides hurt.
A suggestion: Why not do Michael T. Weiss (The Pretender) next? I
suspect you'd do a wonderful job lampooning him (gently and with taste,
as evidenced here), and I'd like to see a site like that.
By the way, loved your "Mrs. DiCaprio" response... had to laugh as I
read the tirade. I didn't know the Appalachians were wired for cable,
never mind the Internet.
BTW, once met the gent (very briefly at a gas station in LA), and he
gave me $4 to pay for gas when I came up short. Sweet, huh? Kissed his
cheek to thank him; he drove away in a silver car (think it was a
Porsche, don't really know).
Diz. (sybarite86@hotmail.com)
Thanks luv! Pip pip, cheerio, and all that rot! -Shinoh
omg i luved ure page!! omg it made me laugh soo hard, i was crying!!
Well
anywayz r u a girl or a guy that did that page?? Well w/b, l8er!
Amanda
And who says they don't teach shorthand in school anymore? -Shinoh
I'm confused. Do you like Leo or not? If your not I would tell
you not to do a page on him like that. That was pretty stupied. What
I'm trying to say is I hate your page.
P.S.
I'm not telling you my name.HA!!
LOUIS MAZARAKIS,
mazarakis@erols.com
Thanks, Louis! (Or whoever is using your account) -Shinoh
Dear Shinoh,
Everyone here at Tripod just loves your Leotardo page! Every week we
feature a few special member pages in the Tripod Insider newsletter. We
would like to feature your page in next week's issue of the Insider. Is
that all right with you? Let me know.
Sincerely, Gail
Gail M. Burns,
Assistant Editor,
Tripod, Inc.
Woo hoo! - Shinoh
Dear Shinoh14:
I am writing a piece for the New York Times Circuits and would like to
talk
to you about your involvement in/creation of the DiCaprio Web ring.
Can you please e-mail me a phone number where I can call you, along with
some appropriate times to call? Thanks.
Charlie Bermant
He did a really cool article, too! Thanks Charlie! - Shinoh
Just had to email and let you know that your page is the most awesome
Leo
site on the net! I'm a totally devoted Leo fan but I can tell you are
too
or else why would you make such an awesome page? It's completely laugh
out
loud funny and I'm sure Leo himself would really enjoy reading it unlike
some of the amazingly BORING Leonardo fan sites which just repeat the
same
info as any other!
And to all the people hating this page? Obviously their life is so
worthless and boring that their only source of enjoyment is bashing
anyone
who has a slightly different view on a guy that they will NEVER meet!
And
if you do meet him? Well I feel extremely sorry for the guy!
Love the page!
Samara@timaru.com
Hello,
I am enjoying your NOTHING page! I could not imagine NOTHING?
I had to click on to nothing...to see for myself. I am still laughing at myself...
Good show! Laughing doesn't hurt anyone...but just the opposite...keep up the good work... even if it is nothing.
Dick Lower (Lauer)
Just wanted you to know how entertaining your web site(s) are!!!
ILMAO!!! Sorry about some of the hostile comments...when we become so
anal that we can't enjoy some playful banter about our media
icons...life becomes very sad...
Cherrie Carter
Shinoh,
just had to write and tell you how much I enjoyed your page. I get such a kick out of your sarcastic humor! Keep up the
great work. Hope you don't mind, but I added this page to my favorites so I can check back periodically and get another
taste of your humor!
Lys
Man, that page was pretty funny. I'm still sore that Leo got that part
in Titanic and I didn't. WHO CARES if I really don't like water. I like
drawing naked chicks; so it works out, right? But NOOOO "Mr. Camera"
says I got to like water. Go figure. I thought site was amusing.
Philip Wesley
Thank you all so much! I'm glad I could make you laugh. I appreciate your letters. - Shinoh
Okay, I have to say that your page is the most funny page I have ever
seen in my life! I love pages like yours. They take a big hollywood
star and make them look stupid as monkeys. Okay, this didn't make Leo
look like a monkey :-), but it made his fans look a little silly. I
mean come on people, can we say stalkers? Gosh, I'm just glad to see
someone has a brain!
~^*Danax AKA Dawn Princess*^~
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, not that I am done reading the hate mail you got..I would like to say that your page kicks ass! I am the PRESIDENT of the Active Leonardo
DiCaprio Fan Club. Obviously, you have some rather slow visitors, so I will spell that for you:
A-C-T-I-V-E L-E-O-N-A-R-D-O F-A-N C-L-U-B
That's right! I am the president, and I find the page EXTREMELY funny! You people need to grow up and have a little sense of humor. I would
bet you right now that even Leo himself would find the page funny.
On a side note~~ Where do these people come from? If these people are from the United States, I'm moving to a different country man!
~*REGAN*~
cameron@ccomm.com
https://www.angelfire.com/pa2/aldfc
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