Shinoh's Official Leotardo DiCappucino Home Page
"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a sopping wet pool of sweat and just thank God I make enough money so that I don't have to launder these sheets myself."
-Leotardo DiCappucino
You are Leotardo Lover # 
Since December 1997
Little 'ol me...
Hello, hello, hello! It's ol' Shinoh here again, finally with an updated version of this fabulous celebrity web page! On my Brat Renfro Page I feature Brad's long lost cousin, but here the circumstances are slightly different altogether, folks. You see, Leonardo, that fine young star, was actually a twin as a result of scientific experiements, kinda like all that crazy cloning and X-Files stuff that's going on, you know. And, of course, greedy 'ol Hollywood wished to suppress his equally talented brother for fear of competition. Well! You know Shinoh ain't gonna let that stuff fly, so here is the whole truth about Leotardo and his contributions to the world of the television and film. Also, check out the brand spankin' new DDT Fan Page hosted by my niece, Sheena.
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Comment: I am not Leotardo DiCappucino. If I was, do you think I'd waste this much time making a page for myself filled with ridiculous inaccuracies and silly trivial tidbits? So please do not send me love letters, cologne, muffin recipes, small pieces of broken-off metal, lemon-scented cardboard, or cats who can speak obscure Scandinavian dialects. Thank you.
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Last Updated 10-25-98
