Throughout history, many great men and women have gone on to make important discoveries, accomplish spectacular feats, and make the world a better place for mankind. These people hold a special place in our hearts and have etched their names into our history books. But then again, there's always Space Ranger. Aside from surviving the 70's, Space Ranger's most recent accomplishment is his sharing his prophecies from the corners of the galaxy. Space Ranger shares most of these prophecies on the popular radio station 93.3 WMMR in Philadelphia, PA, thanks to weekday DJ Donielle Flynn. Check back often for Space Ranger's latest words of wisdom as they will be updated as often as Space Ranger feels they should be.
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"Since this is my words of wisdom number double-0 seven, I wanted to do something in the tradition of James Bond. It won't be spy related. Nor will it have to do with the fact that he and I share tastes in pretty women. What it does have to with is our taste in drinks. Space Ranger isn't big on martinis, shaken or stirred, but a martini is alcohol which Space Ranger will take part in anytime."
"Bring a cushion to space if you plan on watching ball games, they move really slow. Even home runs will set you back a few weeks because everyone has to be certain they'll go out of the park."