Official
Erisian
Calendar
of
Pope
Antonivs
I
Almost all religions have their own calendars, in order to preserve
Confusion and Discord I hereby consecrate this new and improved
Discordian Calendar. The days of the week are Sunday, Monday,
Humpday, Friday, and Saturday. Tuesday and Thursday are evil and
have been outlawed. Enjoy the new 3 day work week and don't forget
Friday is still a casual day. Hail Eris, all hail Discoria!
Regular Year:
Old New
Month Month
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July 26 27 28 29 30 Spätsommer 1 2 3 4 5
Aug 31 1 2 3 4 6 7 8 9 10
5 6 7 8 9 11 12 13 14 15
10 11 12 13 14 16 17 18 19 20
15 16 17 18 19 21 22 23 24 25
20 21 22 23 24 26 27 28 29 30
25 26 27 28 29 31 32 33 34 35
Sept 30 31 1 2 3 36 37 38 39 40
4 5 6 7 8 41 42 43 44 45
9 10 11 12 13 46 47 48 49 50
14 15 16 17 18 51 52 53 54 55
19 20 21 22 23 56 57 58 59 60
24 25 26 27 28 61 62 63 64 65
Oct 29 30 1 2 3 66 67 68 69 70
4 5 6 7 8 Herbst 71 72 73 1 2
9 10 11 12 13 3 4 5 6 7
14 15 16 17 18 8 9 10 11 12
19 20 21 22 23 13 14 15 16 17
24 25 26 27 28 18 19 20 21 22
Nov 29 30 31 1 2 23 24 25 26 27
3 4 5 6 7 28 29 30 31 32
8 9 10 11 12 33 34 35 36 37
13 14 15 16 17 38 39 40 41 42
18 19 20 21 22 43 44 45 46 47
23 24 25 26 27 48 49 50 51 52
Dec 28 29 30 1 2 53 54 55 56 57
3 4 5 6 7 58 59 60 61 62
8 9 10 11 12 63 64 65 66 67
13 14 15 16 17 68 69 70 71 72
18 19 20 21 22 Winter 73 1 2 3 4
23 24 25 26 27 5 6 7 8 9
Jan 28 29 30 31 1 10 11 12 13 14
2 3 4 5 6 15 16 17 18 19
7 8 9 10 11 20 21 22 23 24
12 13 14 15 16 25 26 27 28 29
17 18 19 20 21 30 31 32 33 34
22 23 24 25 26 35 36 37 38 39
27 28 29 30 31 40 41 42 43 44
Feb 1 2 3 4 5 45 46 47 48 49
6 7 8 9 10 50 51 52 53 54
11 12 13 14 15 55 56 57 58 59
16 17 18 19 20 60 61 62 63 64
21 22 23 24 25 65 66 67 68 69
Mar 26 27 28 1 2 Frühling 70 71 72 73 1
3 4 5 6 7 2 3 4 5 6
8 9 10 11 12 7 8 9 10 11
13 14 15 16 17 12 13 14 15 16
18 19 20 21 22 17 18 19 20 21
23 24 25 26 27 22 23 24 25 26
Apr 28 29 30 31 1 27 28 29 30 31
2 3 4 5 6 32 33 34 35 36
7 8 9 10 11 37 38 39 40 41
12 13 14 15 16 42 43 44 45 46
17 18 19 20 21 47 48 49 50 51
22 23 24 25 26 52 53 54 55 56
May 27 28 29 30 1 57 58 59 60 61
2 3 4 5 6 62 63 64 65 66
7 8 9 10 11 67 68 69 70 71
12 13 14 15 16 Frühsommer 72 73 1 2 3
17 18 19 20 21 4 5 6 7 8
22 23 24 25 26 9 10 11 12 13
27 28 29 30 31 14 15 16 17 18
June 1 2 3 4 5 19 20 21 22 23
6 7 8 9 10 24 25 26 27 28
11 12 13 14 15 29 30 31 32 33
16 17 18 19 20 34 35 36 37 38
21 22 23 24 25 39 40 41 42 43
26 27 28 29 30 44 45 46 47 48
July 1 2 3 4 5 49 50 51 52 53
6 7 8 9 10 54 55 56 57 58
11 12 13 14 15 59 60 61 62 63
16 17 18 19 20 64 65 66 67 68
21 22 23 24 25 69 70 71 72 73
Leap Year Calendar
Leap Year:
Old New
Month Month
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July 26 27 28 29 30 Spätsommer 1 2 3 4 5
Aug 31 1 2 3 4 6 7 8 9 10
5 6 7 8 9 11 12 13 14 15
10 11 12 13 14 16 17 18 19 20
15 16 17 18 19 21 22 23 24 25
20 21 22 23 24 26 27 28 29 30
25 26 27 28 29 31 32 33 34 35
Sept 30 31 1 2 3 36 37 38 39 40
4 5 6 7 8 41 42 43 44 45
9 10 11 12 13 46 47 48 49 50
14 15 16 17 18 51 52 53 54 55
19 20 21 22 23 56 57 58 59 60
24 25 26 27 28 61 62 63 64 65
Oct 29 30 1 2 3 66 67 68 69 70
4 5 6 7 8 Herbst 71 72 73 1 2
9 10 11 12 13 3 4 5 6 7
14 15 16 17 18 8 9 10 11 12
19 20 21 22 23 13 14 15 16 17
24 25 26 27 28 18 19 20 21 22
Nov 29 30 31 1 2 23 24 25 26 27
3 4 5 6 7 28 29 30 31 32
8 9 10 11 12 33 34 35 36 37
13 14 15 16 17 38 39 40 41 42
18 19 20 21 22 43 44 45 46 47
23 24 25 26 27 48 49 50 51 52
Dec 28 29 30 1 2 53 54 55 56 57
3 4 5 6 7 58 59 60 61 62
8 9 10 11 12 63 64 65 66 67
13 14 15 16 17 68 69 70 71 72
18 19 20 21 22 Winter 73 1 2 3 4
23 24 25 26 27 5 6 7 8 9
Jan 28 29 30 31 1 10 11 12 13 14
2 3 4 5 6 15 16 17 18 19
7 8 9 10 11 20 21 22 23 24
12 13 14 15 16 25 26 27 28 29
17 18 19 20 21 30 31 32 33 34
22 23 24 25 26 35 36 37 38 39
27 28 29 30 31 40 41 42 43 44
Feb 1 2 3 4 5 45 46 47 48 49
6 7 8 9 10 50 51 52 53 54
11 12 13 14 15 55 56 57 58 59
16 17 18 19 20 60 61 62 63 64
21 22 23 24 25 65 66 67 68 69
Mar 26 27 28 29 1 Frühling 70 71 72 73 1
2 3 4 5 6 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 27 28 29 30 31
Apr 1 2 3 4 5 32 33 34 35 36
6 7 8 9 10 37 38 39 40 41
11 12 13 14 15 42 43 44 45 46
16 17 18 19 20 47 48 49 50 51
21 22 23 24 25 52 53 54 55 56
26 27 28 29 30 57 58 59 60 61
May 1 2 3 4 5 62 63 64 65 66
6 7 8 9 10 67 68 69 70 71
11 12 13 14 15 Frühsommer 72 73 1 2 3
16 17 18 19 20 4 5 6 7 8
21 22 23 24 25 9 10 11 12 13
26 27 28 29 30 14 15 16 17 18
June 31 1 2 3 4 19 20 21 22 23
5 6 7 8 9 24 25 26 27 28
10 11 12 13 14 29 30 31 32 33
15 16 17 18 19 34 35 36 37 38
20 21 22 23 24 39 40 41 42 43
25 26 27 28 29 44 45 46 47 48
July 30 1 2 3 4 49 50 51 52 53
5 6 7 8 9 54 55 56 57 58
10 11 12 13 14 59 60 61 62 63
15 16 17 18 19 64 65 66 67 68
20 21 22 23 24 69 70 71 72 73
July 25 = Leap Year's Day
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