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up to date? Does your server support Internet...or Windows?? If it doesn't,then
throw that stupid COMMODORE-64 away and get yourself a REAL computer!!
If you're having a hard time getting this page loaded, visit the WILFRID's WORLD MIRROR SITE!!!
Then again it may be slower.....in that case....you're outta luck....***
MATT's WORLD: The Mirror Site!
I sat for hours upon hours trying to find a way to welcome you to
my latest creation, WILFRID'S WORLD ONLINE. Nothing came to mind,
so I asked and innocent passerby if he could help me.
He suggested that perhaps I should try pretending I was writing to someone tha I HATE!! Then it HIT ME!! (an Idea...not the man)
I'd pretend I was writing to someone I HATE!!
SO, you STUPID yet BRAINY INSECTS!!! I'd welcome you all to my page,
but I don't welcome POND SCUM!! You'r head..uh...is a bag of puke and
your feet are ugly!! I'd tell you all to go to Hell, but you'd need
directions!!! You're so...uh....um....
I could tell this wasn't going to work. I'm no good at being mad.
Then the man sugggested that perhaps I should try pretending I was writing to someone I LOVE!! Then it HIT ME!! (another Idea...not the man)
I'd pretend I was writing to someone I LOVE!!
So...my little carpet fiber of lust, I'd welcome you to my page, but I'd
MUCH rather take you home with me and give you a close look at my beautiful
brass bed. You're so...uh....um....
I could tell this wasn't going to work either. I don't even HAVE a
brass bed! Then the man said I should just be myself, and then he
HIT ME!! (the man....not an idea..)
So welcome to my page! I'm Matt..and I'm a mammal...(((*did I say the
right thing mother??*))) SO don't just stand there...COME IN AND LOOK AROUND!!
HEY...HOLD ON A SECOND, While you're here,you might as well sign
my GUESTBOOK. I like to know who's dropping by...it'll make may day,
it really will!!!
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My Guestbook
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My Guestbook
In the World of Matt, you will find great links to some wild sites, Chat rooms, and friends' Webpages!
Have fun during your visit to my crazy,wacked out world, but just a word to the wise......
.......Don't Touch The Hamsters......
(Updated: April 18th/'98)
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