Here's your chance to unload your ghosts! All of us have little things we do that are silly or, ah, well, not exactly socially acceptable... Tell us about it - anonymously - and we'll post it to the great confessorial here on the internet! Yall - try to keep em clean... we've had to edit some for graphic content! (And a few we can't post at all!) Please NO names and NO references to locations and NO obscene material!!! We don't wanna know!!!
A note for all yall... we've been receiving some confessions of a very serious nature. If you feel better using this forum to tell someone about it, feel free, but because this is a page for light hearted commentary on human nature by us fallible humans, we will not be posting the confessions of that nature. Please, if this applies to you, check the first pages of your phone book for a Crisis or Help Line and seek help - people DO care about you, and we'll say a prayer for you if you confess here. Now CALL the hotline. TODAY!!!
I love to swing. And I daydream all sorts of little fantasy worlds while I swong. =)
I confess- i am cheating on my girlfriend to get back at her for cheating on me. this is my first time ever straying-and i actually enjoy it.
I watch beach volleyball on late night ESPN and wonder what it would be like to encounter Gabby on a dark night in some alley....oooola la!
i purposefully put white stuff in the laundry with red to turn it pink. i love that particular pink.
I look through other people's wallets, desks, pockets, etc. not to be nosy or sneaky and certainly not to steal, but just because I like to see what sort of "stuff" other people have. I'll do it right in front of them, unless they object. I know it's an invasion of privacy, and I get really pissed off when people do things like that to me, but I can't seem to stop. Maybe it's a control thing, I like having small advantages over others.
I have temporary, intense crushes on male and female celebrities for a brief period of time. Actors, scientists, astronauts, musicians... I lose my mind. I think my parents let me watch too much tv as a child, and reality is different for me. (I'm no Hinkley!)
I look through my partner's e-mail at home and at work sometimes to check on an old lover's messages. She almost broke us up then, so even though she's married I keep tabs on her. She nearly attacked my partner right before she got married,and my "intuition" tells me she hasn't lost interest since. I know she thinks I'm not "smart," "cultured," "well-educated," "employed," or "yankee" enough as her background, but she doesn't know me. There's a reason we've been together for 7 years/she's not: I'm better in bed, and I don't smell! I'll not even address the remainder of my attributes, being a coy belle, n'all. Besides, unlike her I don't trash talk her to my partner, like she does, and that makes me look all the better to my partner. Never underestimate a southern woman; what you see isn't always what you get!
Oral sex isn't everything it's cracked up to be--especially since I'd rather receive than give. It doesn't repulse me, it just feels mechanical. I'd rather kiss someone on the mouth for hours. Also, women are much better than men at both, but only men can really "bring it home!" Life is funny. Guess that's why there are two sexes, and bisexuals!
As a bisexual, I've had to make peace with being attracted to twice as many people as everyone else. Therefore, I've concluded that my infrequent slips from monogamy are just a matter of math. I don't do anything tactless, or hurtful, but as the song goes, "Promises--Words." My partner of many years made mistakes, too, but I just don't admit mine. They think I'm unusual for being so under- standing and truthful. Truth is, they can't handle honesty; sometimes I'd rather tell them, and actually hold this against THEM! Life is fluid; can't promise I won't do it again.
I fart a lot, and have always enjoyed it a little TOO much (esp. for a "girl"). It's kind of a stinky sadistic act towards others. The various smells intrigue me, but even my dog, who is VERY gassy, too, gets bitter about the smell and leaves the room! Hee Hee! :o
I must confess that I have a strange fascination with Bea Arthur--ever since the maude show and golden girls tv shows. I sneak the programs in but can't tell my friends cause they're *too cool* her voice soothes me to sleep... I have nothing in common with the geriatric crowd! shhhh, don't tell.
I play with my ears when I'm tired, and if my ears aren't cold enough, then I play with my partner's or my kids' ears...I actually choose cats who look and feel like they'll have cold ears...(the nick big oriental ones that are kinda thick, rather than thin and translucent are the best!!!)
I dumped my girlfriend for a straight married woman affair, and now I know I completely messed up. I can only hope my girlfriend will take me back after my temporary lapse in sanity.
I am a friend from [outside the US]. I confess when I told my bf that I love both man and woman, right in the depth of my heart came out a slight but firm voice: woman is much more lovely than man, especially for the physical matters.
I am maaadly in love with my wife, and she lives in a different country than I do.. for now. She rocks!
I'm 15, I'm a girl. I've had 2 intimate relationships, they were both with 25 year old guys. One when I was 13, and the other this past July. I'm not a victim of abuse, I'm not some stupid teen mall brat, I'm not Lolita. But I did it. These guys are friends of mine. I talk to them regularly, and except for being mopey little gothboys I think they are a lot more well adjusted then they'd like to think. As for myself, the only trauma in my life is how to keep my TankGirl haircut from looking like I'm some kind of skinhead (I'm not).
Sure, dating mopey 25 year olds isn't a very safe thing to do. But I come from (a major city in the US) private school network, try tolerating one of those ninnys for more then six seconds. And you just know they're all gonna grow up the be collage football playing date rapists. (even in same city! is nowhere safe?!) No thanks, I got some real men.
My affair of almost a year now is over. Now she's single.
well...in 9th grade I had a complete and total crush on my best friends mother...she was 42 and I was 15....and they were mormon! sometimes, we would go out--minus her daughter...actually, we did that a lot! once, I fell asleep next to her after watching a movie on her bed....I slept there all night...OF COURSE nothing ever happened....but I liked that lady a lot! I went to visit her for the first time in over a year the other day, but she wasn't there:(:(:(
I like metamucil in my OJ
I am still in love with my exgirlfriend..
Sometimes I pee while talking on the cordless phone. I was caught once by a friend who was honestly disgusted with me. I pee in the shower...in the pool...in the hot tub. teehee
I am "married", and must remain so due to responsibilities in the relationship and kids, but still have strong feelings about a cyber friend who I have a romantic friendship with. We have never met. I cant help but hope some day eventually to meet her, but know I cant expect her to wait that long, and wish her well (and wish every day I could go to her when I cant even check her emails but a couple times a month - my heart leaps when I see I have a letter from her). Friends say it would be best if we never met. If we met, we'd probably look at each other and think we were both crazy. But what if we didn't think that????? You ever know someone you "fit" with, that you felt like you were destined to eventually be involved with them - just not as fast as you hoped?? Its hard to be between your heart and your honour.
I eat my ear wax.
I confess to being a doormat and hating it but not having the energy or balls to do anything about it. I know it's my problem, but I just don't care about solving it. So I vetch and bitch and change nothing. So does that make me a whiner?
This has been my secret until now. So scared to let my family knows. My father has only 1 brother. So, that means they were only 2 in the family. My fathere died when I was 11. When my father was stll alive. My uncle used to go to our place everyday (though he lives about almost 300 miles away)And I get to see all my cousins most of the time. But since my father died, they had stopped visiting us. So let's see...I was 12 and my cousin at that time was 16. Then after 7 yrs. I finally get to see her again. And I was 18 and she was what? 23! Geeesshhh....when I first saw her again after that long 7 yrs. I felt like I really need to be in bed with this woman. I know It sounds silly. But guess what? I got her to sleep with me! We had a relationship. She's my first cousin! And she became my gf! And no one knows BUT U! SO, DON'T TELL ANYONE! Note: Um... you sent this to us knowing we post the confessions... but we do promise that we won't ever put a name to it (since we have NO idea where it comes from either - it's set up to be completely untraceable - we don't wanna know!)... and we don't know who you are.. so don't worry... if posting anonymously bothers you, let us know and we'll remove it, but we suspect your situation is more common than you realize and others reading it may actually be helped knowing they aren't alone, so we decided to go ahead and post your reply.
my grandmother was the first woman to join the merchant navy at age 16.runaway to sea,jumped ship in perth,became involved in a bar room braul,killing a man with a broken beer glass,got charged with murder but was aquitted on man slaughter and went on to become the first woman to cross the swiss alps solo on camel back......my confession is that I tell fibs!
Ok i fell head over heels in love with a chick here on the internet which is something i always swore was impossible (we still haven't met)..and although i should stop there b4 y'all think i am nuts i am gonna continue on.I burp a lot and sometimes try to burp and sing the words to Melissa Etheridge or Indigo Girls songs.I don't fart in front of other people but i do fart when i am alone and i umm well i kinda uhhhh well errrrr sometimes i like the smell..LOL
I am a lesbian who hates oral sex, am also considering having sex with a man, simply because sex is sex and if you cannot get it anywhere else???? I also will not give him oral sex, and I also will still identify as lesbian before during and after the event. ...[next section deleted ... not material we could put in print]... I sometimes wish I had been born male, but have no desire to have an op to achieve it. I often fantasise about killing people who have hurt others previously, but its cool cos my doctor knows and tells me it is normal. (I own no weapons) I have recently undergone tests and it is official that I have an overwhelming need to confess and debate, just wanted you to know that, and these confessions are nothing compared to others I have up my sleeve. I confess also I love to shock people :)
I have no idea what the "penis game" is! Note: Would someone who submitted a "penis game" confession like to please write us and define what it is?? We have a pretty good idea but would like to know how you define it so we can enlighten our readers.
I confess, I don't know what the penis game is. Does that make me a lesbian?
I love my bf more than anything , but im cheating on him w/ this other guy . and i talk to them both simitanteously everynight on icq. i feel so bad , that i can talk to them both at the same time and they will never know, i just like to share
I hated the movie TITANIC.
If my whole life was reading and eating and listening to music and sitting on the beach, and in general being a lump, I don't think I'd mind a world that didn't have any people in it. And I like the smell of skunks.
I am a married owman, with the ... exec hubby. I tried to have 2.5 kids and ended up with a girl and twin boys. Hubby a republican and lutheran. We have a comfortable life and I only need to work during the school hours to keep me from going nuts. I grew up wanting to be June Cleaver and now I have fantasy about being dangerous and wooing June. I'd love to break out of the soccer mom set and enjoy and erotic interlude w/ a female friend. Am I that repressed??? Note: We suspect you already know the answer to that...
I'm a closet procrastinator. I'm the one who always have everything done on time at work, I was a model student in college, I never forget to pay a bill, I'm always on time for an appointment. But -- my desk is a pile of two-month old newspapers, the pet hair has congealed into rat-sized balls under my bed, and when I DO laundry (about once a month) I just leave it in the baskets, so soon I have a huge pile of clothes, socks & underwear, with the dirty on top of the clean. I'm embarrased by this messiness, so I just keep shoving things into my closet when I have company over. I have to move in two months & the piles are so overwhelming I haven't started to clean them out. I need a maid!
what can i say about myself....Hmmm...Well i have a fairly large clitoris!! and it does come in handy at times....When i go pee sometimes i can literally reach orgasam. Weird?? my doctors are a bit surprised that i never once had an infection of any kind. Luck me! I also can ejaculate. now that...to me is a bit surprising!!! LOL Note: we would normally edit one like this, but thought it might be of interest to the medical community... so... and by the way, you might want to be checked out for polycystic ovaries, particularly if your menses are small or nearly non-existant, you have excess body hair, or your dad was short, chubby and balding (seriously!)... clitoramegaly a common symptom of that, and PCO should be (and can easily be) treated. Don't worry - treatment is hormonal and won't "shrink" it... (grin)
I confess I don't know what the "penis" game is!!!!!
Sometimes I try to look down my best friend's cleavage, even though I know she's straight and would probably be annoyed. But damn, she's got such nice breasts!
Further confessions--I have been known to watch "Where In the World is Carmen SanDiego?" AND "Where in Time is Carmen SanDiego?" on the local PBS station. My personal fave is "Where in the World------??"
I am in love with 4 women....3 on the internet and one in town. I am driving myself crazy trying to keep up. Oh, well, what is a lesbian to do? Also, I am femme, but secretly want to be butch. I am thinking things I never thought about before....but I am getting older and need to fulfill my fantanies soon or I will burst. I have never lied to anyone before...something comes over me....but am enjoying the hell outta life right now....until I get caught. :-)
I'm part of the subhumans "organization" that took the art dept handmade spider webs from the Forest of Arden and hung them on the President's house at Stetson University in the mid 1970s - hey - we hadn't had a President in over a year... and what do we get when they finally pick one? A Pope (that was his name!) - for a Southern Baptist College!
My g/f has been dieting for over a year and has gained weight ever since. I keep telling her I love her more voluptuous so whenever she loses a pound, I buy her a brick of cheese as a reward; I'm a happy woman but wonder if she'll catch on soon...
I pour the milk on my cereal FIRST---THEN put the sugar on!! I am also such a chocoholic that I have been known to: A)scrape off small pieces of baker's chocolate, ingest them and THEN put a spoonful of sugar in my mouth with them; B)eat instant cocoa mix with a spoon, right out of the packet and C)Make chocolate sauce using the WHOLE square of Baker's Chocolate, as little water as I can manage, and sugar--JUST enough to cut the 'truly bitter taste' of the Baker's Chocolate!!!
I pick my nose, I fart, I pee in the shower, I hate doing housework, have even pretended to be hurting so I could get out of it....I was suppose to have been born into a rich family, must have been switched at birth with someone from a poor working class family... darn.....
When I was little, I colored on the rug with a crayon, and then blamed it on my little brother. Everyone still thinks he did it.
I'm butch - AND - a sorority girl (LOL).