"I'm going to go eat cornflakes now...and pretend they're Hot Pockets." - Collette
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"You KNOW you want me..." - Lupin, "Lupin the 3rd"
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Jon Stewart - "So, do you have any children?"
Martin Lawrence - "Yes, yes I do. 3 beautiful daughters."
Jon - "...May I have one?"
Martin - "No, Jon, no you may not. You leave my daughters alone."
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"Remember when you were a kid, and it seemed as though there was too much time? I can remember, at around age
9, having so much spare time, especially during the summer, that I could afford to spend entire days coloring my stomach blue
with a ballpoint pen, or breaking the world's record for Highest Pile of Cheerios Stuck Together with Peanut Butter, or conducting
a scientific experiment to see exactly how many candles the dog could eat before it started walking funny." - Dave Barry
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Me - "Did you finish the prom photos yet?"
Deej - *STAB!!!*
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"...Hardy fuckin' har." - Mr. White, "Reservoir Dogs"
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Joe - "You're Mr. Brown. You're Mr. Orange. You're Mr. White. You're Mr. Blue. You're Mr. Blonde. And...you're
Mr. Pink."
Mr. Pink - "Whoa, why the fuck do I have to be Mr. Pink? Why can't I be Mr. White?"
Joe - "...Cause you're a fuckin' faggot."
- "Reservoir Dogs"
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"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?" - Mr. Blonde, "Reservoir Dogs"
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*Talking about how he hit a deer with his car*
"But I fucked that deer up, so he learned his lesson...one less animal for liberals to give rights to." - McGarry
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"You're right actually. I am pretty troubled and I am pretty confused and I'm really really really really afraid.
But I think you're the fucking Antichrist." - Donnie Darko
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"You'll find it. Just stop looking, and it'll jump out at you...Kinda like ovens tend to do." - Adi
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Me - "Oh my god! Samaurai Pizza Cats!!!"
Adi - "Oh my god! Whale Treehouse Foxtrot!!! ... What the fuck are you talking about?!"
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"NoNoNoNo, less safety. More beer." - Me
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*Talking about the Alvian religion*
"Look, I'm an Alvian. Maybe not the best one ever, maybe not even 5th best. But I'm the boss, and THIS year,
Alvis is in the hizzy!" - Captain Murphy, "Sealab 2021"
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" 'Vengeance is mine!' quoth Alvis...then he shot that guy right in the freakin' face." - Captain Murphy, "Sealab
2021"
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*takes stimulant*
"Whoa! Who-hoo-hoo! Hey Hey! It's like...I mean it's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!!!" - Murphy,
"Sealab 2021"
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"Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet." - Jack Handey
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"Yeah I have Tourette's...Tourette's of the FUCKING finger!!!" - Jamescorey
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Vinacco - "I'm calling Foss to find out what his password is. *calls foss* Foss, what's your password? Yeah...okay..."
Tom - "It's probably 'cocks.'"
Vinacco - "Okay, with a 'cks'?"
Tom - "I knew it! It WAS cocks!!"
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*sitting in Vinacco's playing Halo*
Vinacco - "McGarry, did you just kill him and squat on his face?"
McGarry - "Yes. Yes I did."
Vinacco - "Oh my god, I love you."
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Me - *makes fun of Cait*
Cait - "I believe a formal 'fuck you' follows as my response."
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Richard - "So by finesse, do you mean sputtering out sentence fragments and lighting things on fire?"
Tommy - "...Shut up, Richard..." - "Tommy Boy"
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"Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!" - Strong Bad
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"Well well...look who thinks he's Clever Dan." - Strong Bad
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"Whoa...this is like...the never-ending soda." - Homestar Runner
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"I'd burn a small village to own a rosewood guitar. They're so beautiful." - Amanda
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"In the beginning, the universe was created. This had made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded
as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
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"Thank you cards = spawn of Satan." - Adi
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"I wish I was dead...wait, not me, you." - Jack Handey
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"You know you've got to back the fuck up." - Fear Factory, "Back the Fuck Up"
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"Everyone leave...I have to poop... ... ...NOW!" - Peter, "Family Guy"
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Peter - "Hey, is the Count a vampire?"
Brian - "Hmm?"
Peter - "Well, he's got those fangs. Have they ever shown him doin' someone in and then feeding on em?"
Brian - "You-You're asking if they've ever done an episode of Sesame Street where the Count kills someone...and
then sucks their blood for sustainance."
Peter - "Yea-"
Brian - "No, they've never done that." - Family Guy
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*Dylan kicks Ryan in the jaw, Ryan falls down*
Ryan *recovering* - "Oh man, that was a good kick."
Dylan - "Yeah, I know."
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Me - "Yeah, Deej. Ryan's gotten injured like...8 times in 3 hours or something."
Ryan - "Shut up." *VHS tape hits him on the foot* "MOTHERFUCKER! I broke my fucking toe!!!"
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*Nighttime, Casey's back yard*
Casey - "Wow! Look at that cloud!"
Kurt - "Don't look at the clouds, look at the stars, you asshole."
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**This is an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland
in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.**
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier US Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet.
We are accompanied by three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course
15 degrees. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this
ship.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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Me - "Yeah...a lot of people were pissing me off at RIC."
Kyle - "Figures. Lemme guess, they were the types of people that pissed you off incessantly, right?"
Me - "No, they left me alone."
Kyle - "What'd you do?"
Me - "Stood outside my room naked with a shotgun."
Kyle - "...That'll do it."
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*singing*
"The doors on the bus go open and shut, open and shut, open and shut!
The doors on the bus go openand shut,
Just like Duffer's mom!" - Foss
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*to drill team*
"By the end of this week, you will be flawless. You will be perfect. You will be one. Your parents will be creaming
themselves when they see how good you are." - Duffer
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"Oh man...I'm so black." - Matt Clifford
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Adi - "How are ya?"
Me - "Pretty good. I'm still breathing."
Adi - "Good. I don't want to lose you before I get a chance to kill you myself..."
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Me - *Hurls stick into air like a spear* *gets lodged into the ground*
Vinacco - "Holy shit, you're like a crazy fucking Irish ninja thing."
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"Daaaaamn...I was NOT made for pushups. I think I'll keep going with the comedy thing." - McGarry
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"What? You're 'full'? Eat the fucking potatoes, you goddamn mick." - Burke
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*playing with whipped cream*
"Whoa...it kinda looks like two eyes...or a head...or a guy in a hood who's about to kill a black guy." - James
Corey
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"This is the roast of Denis Leary. You're Irish. Shouldn't we be boiling you?" - Adam Ferrara
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"Adam Ferrara...you crazy fucking guinea bastard." - Denis Leary
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"I'm an asshole, and I'm fucking proud of it." - Denis Leary
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"We're working on our new summer box-office hit, 'Dangeresque 2: This Time It's Not Dangeresque 1.'"
- Strong Bad
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"Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion, tiger, or elephant. The most dangerous
animal is a shark riding on an elephant, just trampling and eating everything they see." - Jack Handey
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"I think there is more wisdom in a single drop of rain than there is in all the books in all the libraries of
the world. Wait, not rain. Super-concentrated brain juice." - Jack Handey
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"Sexyspin, march!" - Duffer
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***At Ozzfest***
Foss - "I LOVE SEX!"
*crowd cheers*
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"Are you gonna give up like a bitch, or jump the fuck up?" - Corey Taylor, with Soulfly
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"I CAN'T FUCKING HEAR YOU!!!" - Ozzy
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"Dude...how boring would the world be without conspiracies?" - Sarah
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"So, I've hired the best Feng Shui guy in the business to come down here and get my yin and yang in balance,
cause I friggin' love harmony!!!" - Cpt. Murphy, Sealab 2021
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Murphy - "Master Liu...I'm...I'm speechless!"
Liu - "Yeah...ya know, a 50,000 dollar toilet'll do that."
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Quinn - "Hey! What's going on out there?"
Sparks - "Well, Murphy hired a Feng Shui dude to redecorate the joint."
Quinn - "Feng Shui? That's not in the budget! How can we afford to do all this?"
Sparks - "Selling pot... ... ... holders... ... ... made of hemp." - Sealab
2021
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Meg - "So yeah, how have you been in the past month? Been behaving?"
Me - "Of course not."
Meg - "Haha...yup. That's the McGill in ya."
(You'd have to know my family to understand)
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Matt - "Jesus, look at me!"
Me - "What about you?"
Matt - "I'm such a fucking negro."
Me - "Shut your mouth, cracka. You're whiter than me."
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Mulligan *holding video camera* - "Josh Kane! Okay, state your name, affiliation with James, penis size, and
anything else significant."
Me - "Sure. Well, I'm Josh. I've known James for four years and counting. I'm--"
Duffer - "16 inches!"
Shannon - "Negative 4 inches!"
Me - "What the fuck! I just went from horse to chick in under a second!"
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"Shut the fuck up. I don't even know you." - Stamps
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"Hey! Hey you! Yeah, you! With the face! Shut up!" - Duffer
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*Dad to my cat*
"You're such an asshole." - Dad
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"If liberals started a newspaper, the toilet paper companies would go out of business." - Zack
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"I went to an exhilerating family reunion. 2,467 old people. WHOA MAN." - Cait
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"Halo 2 is a lot like Halo 1, only it's on fire, going 130 miles per hour through a hospital zone, being chased
by helicopters and ninjas." - Jason Jones, Bungie Studios head
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Dad - "Hey, look. I just found out what Alvin's breed is. Turkish Van cat."
Me - "Oh great. My cat's a fucking arab."
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Me - "There are plenty of exciting and thrilling shows on the FOX network..."
D.A. - "Like 'The Simpsons' and 'News at 10.'"
Me - "And that show...with the stuff...and the guy...with the face..."
D.A. *yelling* - "I HATE THAT SHOW!"
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"There's nothing a little Starbucks can't fix!" - Me
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"I wonder if this church has a Starbucks..." - Vinacco
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*acting stoned at Dennys*
"Dude...we're like...God's salt. He just eats us and farts us out into space...FUCK, man. I don't wanna be eaten!
I don't wanna be eaten!" - James Corey
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Mr. Garrepy - "Josh, I want to have an adult conversation with you. *puts hand on my shoulder*"
Me - "...I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!"
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Kenny - "I want the blue one!"
D.A. - "No."
Kenny - "The green one?"
D.A. - "NO!"
Kenny - "Please?!"
D.A. - "Quiet, you slow-witted oaf!"
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"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us...and the world will be as
one." - "Imagine", John Lennon
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"A mime is a terrible thing to waste." - Sir George Coombs III of English Class (originally, Prince John from
"Robin Hood, Men in Tights)
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"Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread
their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God." - Il Duce, "The Boondock Saints"
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*gun goes off* *cat smears all over the wall*
Murphy McManus - "I can't fucking believe that just happened!"
Rocco - "...Is it dead?" - "The Boondock Saints"
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"...You and your fucking rope." - Murphy McManus, "The Boondock Saints"
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Compimplating
Com Together; with; joint; jointly
[pimp]
lat To let; to allow
ing Used to form the present participle of verbs
Therefore, we can conjecture that 'Compimplating' can be defined as follows:
"The act of currently allowing communal pimping." - Courtesy
of Nick Vinacco
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"A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HENRY VIII"
"wake up
fuck the queen
take a shit
kill the queen
eat six chickens
get married
kill the new
queen
eat a cow
take a shit
start dating
belch for an hour
eat a sheep
kill my date
defy the pope
eat
a goat
take a shit
fuck a bishop
get engaged
kill my fiancee
eat a pig
marry a pig
kill the pig
eat
the pope
vomit
go to sleep" - Dylan
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"They say only the good die young...so if it works the other way, I'm an immortal." - Kurt
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"I'm up at the crack of dawn every day...that's when I'm vomiting." - Doug Stanhope
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"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." - Amanda
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"I hate grading papers. There's not enough for you to be graded ON. I mean, it's not like math. If you said 2
+ 2 = 5, I could just put a big, fat X on it. Cause you and I both know that 2 +2 = 6...Shit! Wait!" - Prof. Walton
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"I'm high on Viketin. Just ignore me." - Prof. DeOrio
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"Huh? It's 3:20 already? Well, what are you all still doing here? Get the hell out!" - Prof. Walton
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*about someone she hates asking her to dinner*
"I mean...what do you say to that? Do I eat alone, or do I go out with someone I hate? I guess it's a good time
to once again bring up that I hate being all by myself." *I get up and begin to walk away* "Fuck,
dude! Where are you going?!" - Mozie
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"Sleep no brain function no good yes perhaps crackers." - Paglia
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"Dude...Imagine Walton stoned..." - Jake
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"Yeah, you skip class more than 5 times, I stab you." - Prof. Roche
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"I can't really eat a lot of spicy stuff. I have a bad case of what I like to call 'Volcano Ass.'" - Colin Bove
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Vinacco - "Yeah? Well, blow my ass."
*I walk over*
Vinacco - "Stay the fuck away from me, you crazy mick bastard!"
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"There was a lot of streaking in the 70's, and there were more men streakers than women streakers. A naked woman
running down the street is a beautiful thing, but a naked man running down the street is hairy and awkward." - Mark Hoppus
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"The Magic 8 Ball...I asked it questions that any kid in the 70's would ask. When will the energy crisis end?
*shakes 8 Ball* ...Outlook good." - Mo Rocca
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"We gonna rumble in the jungle..." - Mahommad Ali
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"You know the Fonz was getting a lot of action. He was getting more ass than a toilet seat." - Hal Sparks
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"I once slapped a guy so hard, his mom lit on fire! And that bitch is in Alaska! YOU figure it out!" - Nuclear
Rabbit, "Champion of the World"
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Me - "I miss Marcinko."
Bailey - "Yeah, we gotta go visit his Neo-loving ass."
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"Get the fuck out of my world!" - "Black and White" - Static-X
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Ed - "I took it apart, Double D! Am I smart now?"
Edd - "Let's not ask for miracles, Ed." - Ed, Edd, and Eddy
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Peter - "Hey, Lawrence, lemme ask you something. Has anyone ever asked you if you had the case of the Mondays?"
Lawrence - "...No, man. GOD no, Peter man...I believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that."
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Kyle - "Damn it, Cartman! What the hell is wrong with you?!"
Cartman - "I...I dunno...it's like my brain keeps...jackin' off." - South Park
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"Where did Tudino get her teaching degree? Papa Gino's?" - D.A.
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Deej - "Guidelines for Seminar Papers: ... 9.) Brevity and succinctness are praiseworthy. 10.) Loquaciousness,
complexity, and bullshit are frowned upon. Shit! Where's the fun now?!"
D.A. - "11.) Dan, make sure you see number 10."
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"I've been having a lot of sex lately, and by sex, I mean chronic masturbation." - Tom
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"I love you with all of my heart...and most of my left arm." - Katy to Dave
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Me - "You're one cynical motherfucker."
Dylan - "Damn fucking straight."
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"Nobody likes you. Leave." - Rob
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Rob - "Those assholes at Cartoon Network take Thundercats off the air. And what do they replace it with? Lu Lu
and Og."
Me - "I think it's Mike, Lu, and Og."
Rob - "Whatever! It fucking sucks!"
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"What? Did everything just jump around, or did my brain wander off again?" - Professor, "Futurama"
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"The doomsday device is set. Maybe blasting this quadrant of space into a catostrophic hellhole will cheer me
up." - Bender, "Futurama"
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"Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes...and The Cheat learned to fly!" - Strong Bad
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"Well, some people need to go get an ice cream sandwich. Strong Bad needs to go get an ice cream sandwich." -
Strong Bad
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Strong Bad - "Try it again. 'Fhqwhgads.'"
Homestar - "Fooboogad."
Strong Bad - "Say it with a flourish. 'Fhqwhgads.'"
Homestar - "Fugamagoo."
Strong Bad - "No, it's like-"
Coach Z - "FLAHORDLINGRAD!!!"
Strong Bad - "Coach Z, I thought I asked you to leave like...an hour ago."
Strong Mad - "FOO GOO GADS!"
Strong Bad - "Whoa! We have a breakthrough! You get a gold star."
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"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." - John F. Kennedy
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"I always wanted to be somebody...I guess I should have been a little more specific." - Lily Tomlin
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Leela - "Hey, you know what would be fun?"
Professor - "No! Why would I know that?!" - "Futurama"
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"And when I can't eat anymore, I go to the bathroom...and then I CAN eat more!" - Fry, "Futurama"
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Fry - "I love youuuuu..."
Lucy Lu - "No, I love youuuuu..."
Fry - "No, youuuuu..."
Lucy Lu - "No, youuuuuu..."
Professor - "Look, she's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot. Well, that's love for you." -
Futurama
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"My wife is a benevolent bitch." - Prof. DeOrio
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"I WILL STAB YOU." - Kurt
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Katy - "Ugh...my dating life has been screwed a total of three times this weekend."
Me - "Damn...sorry."
Katy - "I'm serious. It's starting to walk like a duck."
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*5 textbooks fall off kid's desk*
Kid - "Awwww, shit!"
Prof. Roche - "Hahahaha! Loser!"
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Kristen - "Dude! I have my new slogan! DDDD!!!
Me - "...DDDD?"
Kristen - "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt-cheap!!!"
Me - "Gee, isn't that fitting."
Kristen - "Fuck you."
Me - "Dirt cheap?"
Kristen - "GAH! I hate you!"
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"I mean, c'mon. If Hendricken went to war, Joe Cichon would be the general." - Kurt
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Professor - "Some idiot must have put metal in the microwave!"
Fry - "Yo." - Futurama
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*Professor catches Bender's funeral bouquet*
Amy - "I think I know who's funeral we'll be attending next!!!"
Professor - "Oh stop..." - Futurama
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"Oh great! We're getting a lesson from Mr I'm My Own Grandpa. Steal that radar dish and get us
the hell out of here! Screw history!" - Professor, "Futurama"
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"There's a fucking hot tub on my deck!!" - Ayla
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"Local News: Where Americans get the crap scared out of them more than any other source." - Jon Stewart
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Brian - "Man, I have way too much time on my hands."
Me - "What? College not keeping you busy enough?"
Brian - "No, no. It is. But I think it's time to call it quits when you realize that the 4th division of paper
clips has overrun the pushpin infantry, and General White-Out has requested reinforcements."
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"There's no text messaging. This a suck phone." - Meatwad, "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"
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"I think people should be able to engage in any sexual practices they choose...they should draw a line at the
goats though." - Elton John
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Dr. Weird - "Steve..."
Steve - "Yeah?"
Dr. Weird *with rattlesnake wrapped around head* - "Pick up that stick...and slowly, carefully now...ADJITATE
THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE!"
Steve - "Aww HELL no!" -
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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"I just picked up a chick. I'm so proud of myself." - Dave Roy (yes, "what the fuck?!?!?!" is a suitable
response)
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"Gonna fight the war and use my music as a weapon!" - Disturbed, "Droppin' Plates"
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Me - "Dude, quit spitting on me when you talk."
Foss - "What are you talking about. You love it when I spit on you."
Me - "Yeah, but not with that mouth."
Foss - "OH MY GOD!"
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"That cat is an obnoxious jackass with Tourette's." - Dad
