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11th July: I went to ground to fight for the resistance. And because I was recovering from bulimia. I declare this month to be "Insult Minorities Month."
29th June: It's all becoming rather clear that webmaster has entered mui mui annoyo mode. Be afraid.
28th June: Second update in one day. EU now pushed to DefCon 3. Governments are under pressure to plan retaliatory strikes.
28th June: States throughout the European Union are in panic mode as BSB is updated for a third time. Author is clearly on some kind of juiced up power trip. Author has had eight hours' sleep in the last three days, a new record!
25th June: BSB actually updated, or rather, cleansed and purified. Author promises to be "more regular". Announcement met with some scepticism
14th June: BSB finally online. World rejoices
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Posted by Mr Greenfish
"Queensryche was the raddest band of the 90s"
2.45am - Wednesday, 4th September, 2001 - So Long.
Well, this is it, last post. Bus Stop Bread has a new home, so FEEL FREE TO CLICK ON THIS BIG OL' LINK HERE.
2.10am - Tuesday, 4th September, 2001 - Gear.
OK I have a decent html editor again, so as of tomorrow there will be MAJOR CHANGES. 'Night.
5.06pm - Saturday, 25th August, 2001 - F1r5t P05t!Wouldn't ya know it. I just finished the update and my computer explodes. This one is inferior and not full of as many chicken jokes, but, well, tough banookies, Pavla. I gots to go out now and get the stuff out of the trunk.
Okay I will post lots of new stuff shortly, just you wait, maybe even a video that some friends of mine made. But for now, tootles. Oh, and don't eat the yellow snow.
10:35pm - Wednesday, 7th August, 2001 - C'mon Everybody!Oh shit I just ate two big macs and I feel like I just took the biggest hit of fucking marijuana in my life. Perhaps I should have taken them out of the cardboard before putting them in the oven to heat up.
Well, Jesus folks, I'm real busy right now, yesiree. Alcohol and serial masturbation take up a lot of someone's time, you know. Not to mention the fact that I have a job, which I just might lose! Woohoo! Hey, Skid Row, pleased to fucking meet you. Fuck me if this Hotdog program is hard to come to terms with. I wish it came with a manual, like legal software.
3:57am - Friday, August 3rd, 2001 - Fucking Hell.I have nothing to say and I am saying it and that is the internet, to paraphrase and murderise a popular poem for you. Where have I been? None of your fucking business. I will however reveal that I have been laughing my ass off for the last five minutes looking at this site. Stileproject has reached new lows since it got hacked, I am most impressed. I am using hotdog to edit my site at the moment, and it is unfamiliar, so I'm only going to put myself through this torture once a week for the time being. Go look at something else.
3:52am - Sunday, 22nd July, 2001 - Hmm...Here is a nice site for you males. I'm not sure how many females have visited this site. I'm not sure if any females have visited this site. Just in case, this shall redress the balance.
Just updated the news site in a minor fashion. That is all.
Twelve forty-five ante
meridian, Friday 20th July 2001
Posted by Mr Greenfish
"Eat drink and be unintelligible"
Tee hee heeOh sweet Jesus. You have to check this out, it is beautiful. I think I may have to kill myself now, I don't see how this can be topped.
Heard about the G8 conference coming up in Genoa? No? Well, you should have. Noticed how it is described as "the world's richest nations, plus Russia"? Of course ... this sets a precedent. "the best countries in the world to live in, and Russia, got together today ...", "the world's most influential nations, and Russia, released a joint statement condemning the situation in Chechnya", "war broke out between the eight most important countries in the world, and Russia, with Russia."
OK I'm STILL redesigning the site. Just get with the fucking program, already. Whitney Houston tribute is lookin' good, however.
Shake yo booty
Jesus so I was on the bus the other day and this total mentalcase was talking to the whole fucking bus, as he normally does because I've seen him pull this shit before, and I make the mistake of looking at him, and suddenly he starts on about the white power and that us whites got to stick together, and like he'll see me round cause he knows what I'm thinking and yeah I'm right we got to stop the whites from going down OH FUCK MAN WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY Okay okay he does have some sort of mental disorder but that doesn't matter that shit just ain't worth printing. And I've fucking printed it already. Oh crap. Go visit stileproject, they have autopsy videos for your sick arse.
Oh and I forgot to mention the entire reason for extending this post, the fucking Taliban. Fuck I hate them. I'm not a hateful person, per-se, but Keeeeeeriiiiiiiiiiiist I hate the Taliban. Every single fucking one of them.
Oh yeah, these are the greatest comics in the history of the intermanet. Do you want to fuck with me, muthafucka? I thought not.
Don't fuckin download this less'n you got yerself some broadband
Two PM Friday 20th July
2001
Posted by Mr Greenfish
"Gimme a break"
_blankAh, another day, another pointless missive. Just saw Amores Perros, and even though between two and seven people die in that film, the saddest part for me was the death of the old man's dogs. I think it can be summed up best by the parable of the snake, which you've probably heard before:
A woman finds a snake lying injured near her house, takes it inside and nurses it back to health. When it is well again, it bites her while she is sleeping. Before she slips out of consciousness one last time, she asks the snake "why did you do this? I saved you", to which the snake replies, "lady, you knew I was a snake when you took me in". That was on the toilet wall of my old flat, although the toilet version used the word bitch a lot more.
That pretty much sums up my feelings on Amores Perros. I would also say that it's a really nice commentary on the whole "grass is greener" idea. The grass is greener wherever the heart is, if you'll permit me to mix metaphors. Love's a bitch, all right. I really wish I had someone to love, apart from my relatives that is.
Shitty picture quality though. Oh, and speaking of films, go see Requiem for a Dream now, or at least visit the excellent website. So good it made my computer crash, and I didn't even mind.
Midnight Thursday 19th July
2001
Posted by Mr Greenfish
"Street value $250k"
DaHappy Birthday, Bro!
I have decided to revamp the site. This may take anywhere between one week and twenty years. I will continue to post, but sporadically, without rhyme or reason and whenever I damn well please. I might have that Whitney Houston Flash Tribute ready by then as well. We can only hope, kiddo, we can only hope. In the mean time, here's some more pr0n and warez!
pr0n: Ahh the Mediterranean ... Connoisseur's Selection Celebs
warez: Adobe Premiere 6 + Crack 3D Studio Max
And now I shall bake some bread, ready for tomorrow morning's bus stop. I fucking love pay day. Bitch won't put out though.
LET ME IN TRIPOD YOU PIECE OF SHIT
9:09pm Monday 16th July
2001
Posted by Mr Greenfish
"Pam and Tommy up a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
If pr0n links don't boost my
goddamn hits, nothing fucking will!Coming soon, a Whitney Houston flash tribute. Seriously.
Feeling dirty yet? Wash your mind out here!
Ahh, shit. I feel like I should put a little effort into this post. I mean, fuck, I bothered to set up this ridiculous waste of precious hours of my life, and now I'm just casting it aside like a stupid fucking buzzing insect toy that I bought off Rodney down the road for 12 dollars even thought it was only worth, like, 5 at the most, and he never told me it was broken but he's bigger than me the fucker so what can I do? The first step involves a nailgun, I know that much. Fucken stupid toy.
NEWSFLASH! Henson.com is putting up classic Muppet Show and movie clips. Is that fucking good or what? OF COURSE IT IS.
7:21pm Sunday 15th July
2001
Posted by Mr Greenfish
"Just bear with me here, okay?"
A small noteAnyone like Heroes of Might and Magic III? I designed a map for it. It is quite good. It is for the Shadow of Death expansion.
9:39pm Saturday 14th July
2001
Posted by Mr Greenfish
"Faster pussycat, blah blah!"
It's funny when you reach a point where you wonder whether your real life is more interesting or your internet life is. At the moment, I'm rather enjoying my internet life, except of course that you and your computer can't lie in bed and keep one another warm. Maybe I should tie this site in with my real life, the way matt@x-e does. Or perhaps I should just shut out the real world virtually altogether and become a scowling, balding, misanthropic netizen with no respect for anything but data, lovely lovely data in all its myriad shapes and forms. You can do anything with bytes, you can shape them at your whimsy. Parents stomping on your rights? Bitch about them freely and openly on the net! Fat, ugly and incapable of leaving the house to pick up a hooker? Sit your wide load back in that reinforced chair and get yourself a Bucket o' Porn!™ Hate minorities? Sure ya do! Tell people about it on the Intermanet. Unless you're in Afghanistan.
Enough. Now on to the Good Shit!
Good Shit part one. I fucking love Family Guy. When I heard it was to be cancelled after one season I wanted to burn things. Of course, I want to burn things all the time anyway, but it was still a traumatic time for me. Anyway, I guess it was just a rumour or the demons or something, because it's now been cleared for a third wincingly funny season of debauchery. Excellent. At the moment I don't have a TV, so I have to rely on generous individuals like Jay to get my fix of Good Shit. So here's an episode of Family Guy for you all, courtesy of sawedoff
Good Shit part two. Check out the Classic Games section. New stuff for you and your familys but not your pets.
Good Shit part three. This is a link to the entire, unabridged, spoken word version of Neuromancer, by William Gibson. Wow. Trés cool.
Good Shit part four. I have uploaded for your pleasure, links and cracks for various programs, available in Downloads.
OK, that is all, I'm going to create a violent flash animation now.
3:49am Saturday 14th July
2001
Posted by Paul White
"No comment"
Mr G asked me to post this so here i am, posting this ;)
Apparently, if your left ear is burning, (that is to say hot not
literally on fire) someone is talking about loving you - left for love.
If the right one is burning it means someone is speaking ill of you - right for spite. Of
course, there is a counter attack for burning ears. In the case of your right ear burning,
pinch it. The person speaking spitefully of you will immediately bite his or her tongue.
Hmm ...
I will upload lots of stuff for you tomorrow. Until then, try not to kill everybody
9:39pm Friday 13th July
2001
Posted by Mr Greenfish
"If I can't get to sleep at night it serves me right"
New Lars and
Pepe, click hereGoing to a
party, gonna get real 
,
fall on my arse, yippee state health provisions! I wonder if they'll take me to the
hospital first to fix my arse, or whether it'll just be straight to the loony bin in time
for 1am bridge and licorice. Mmmmmm licorice.
Came across a great shot from The Time Machine. Damn, this movie is looking good, except of course for that ludicrously bad tagline. Guy Pearce fucking rules, he's the maharaja, he's liquid steel, man, he's ... hmmm, Guy Pearce for Galactic Overlord*. I think that sums it up. Is Dreamworks great or what? Can I please work for you Dreamworks? No? Okay. Sorry.
Jeremy Irons too! Holy Shit! Simon says go watch this fucking movie, McClane!
Major update coming this weekend, stay tuned ...
* None of this intended homoerotically. Unless you want it to be, sugar.
4:17am Friday 13th July
2001
Posted by Mr Greenfish
"That senator don't like no women, he prefers young boys in leather"
No really
I've lost it and my teeth are rottingJust a short note to ask, does anyone else think Space Moose is Really Fucking Fantastic?
Download the icons. Then your computer can be like the moose.
Just finished the Apple ][ tribute in Classic Games corner!
8:02am Thursday 12th July
2001
Posted by Mr Greenfish
"If you can't walk, crawl, but by all means keep moving"
Have you
seen my toothbrushAfter a substantial hiatus I have returned to the site, having jacked off to some porn and laughed my arse off about some poor fucking camgirl who thinks her life is over. C'mon and share your love with the peeps, awwwww yeyah.
So turns out males are redundant now. Who woulda thunk it, Bill? This is good news for men, as it means we can live vicarious lives as God intended, existing solely as pleasure bots and perhaps quitting our jobs en masse to hang around on couches munching grapes like the Romans.
Ha ha, I just had this weird flashback of when I was doing a bullshit voluntary doormat job for a play last year and got really drunk with one of the costume designers and she suddenly and really abruptly turned to me and said "do you like photography?" No, truly, it was weird. Saw her in the paper the other day too. Mad.
No, not really. Should have posted something earlier but I didn't. BUT I have now uploaded the Classic Games section, like I promised. I was going to last week but I came down with a sudden stomach upset which lasted until two minutes ago.
Soon I will start a new section containing instant message and chat pranks. You can click on it now if you want, but it will take you nowhere, much like my life. Warez are cool. That is all.
Goddammit Sound Forge build those fucking peaks and STOP WASTING MY FUCKING TIME! Anyone want to buy me a nice computer? I'll add it to my Amazon wish list, and if you do I won't post any naked photos of your fat momma.
Copyright is such an
outdated concept ex