Filk from the Three Broomsticks  

  Many travelers arrive in London by train, while others choose to fly. London may also be reached by motorway, or by boat along the Thames. But when I find it necessary to visit the metropolis, I generally find it preferable to travel by invisible carnivorous reptilian flying horse.  

Most of these are by me (R. Smallburrow / Naill Renfro); some are by Fool of a T. / Alaska Ravenclaw and Lupine-known-as-Dulcinea.  I've marked my current favorites with a .

Adieu Ron Ron (to the tune of Da Doo Ron Ron [The Crystals])

Azkaban Rock (to the tune of Jailhouse Rock [Elvis Presley])

Department of Mysteries (to the tune of Building a Mystery [Sarah McLachlan])

Don't Know Much Arithmancy (to the tune of (What a) Wonderful World [Herman's Hermits])

Dumbledore's Army (to the tune of The Song of the Temperance Union, aka The Song of the Salvation Army)

Getting Stronger All the Time (to the tune of Getting Better All the Time [The Beatles])

Give Our Regards to Hogwarts (to the tune of Give My Regards to Broadway [artists too various to mention; words & music by George M. Cohan])

The Grand Old Game (to the tune of The Grand Old Flag [George M. Cohan])

Harry Potter's Anti-Dark Arts Class (to the tune of Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band [the Beatles])

Harry Potter Dandy (to the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy [George M. Cohan])

Hermione! (to the tune of Teenage Lobotomy [The Ramones])

Hey, Dobby! (to the tune of Hey Baby (They're Playin' Our Song)[The Buckinghams])

I Am Muggle (to the tune of I Am Woman [Helen Reddy])

I Fought the Law (to the tune of I Fought the Law [Bobby Fuller Four, The Clash, Bryan Adams])

Immaterial Girl (to the tune of Material Girl [Madonna])

It's All About the Golden Snitch (verse one) (to the tune of It's All About The Benjamins [Puff Daddy et al.])

Muggle Boy (to the tune of Thank God I'm a Country Boy [John Denver])

My Old School (to the tune of My Old School [Steely Dan])

Nearly Headless Nick (to the tune of Good Saint Nick [traditional])

Ol' You Know Who (to the tune of  Sweet Holy Grail [The Nields])

One Bad Mother (to the tune of I'm On Fire [Tori Amos])

Pressure (to the tune of Pressure! [Billy Joel])

The Quibbler (to the tune of Sing A Song of Sixpence [traditional])

Ron's Daydream (to the tune of Help Me Rhonda [the Beach Boys])

Ron's Brag (to the tune of Centerfield [John Fogerty])

Stayin' Alive (to the tune of Stayin' Alive [the Bee Gees])

That's What I Like About Snape (to the tune of That’s What I Like About You [The Romantics])

This is My Night (to the tune of This is My Life [Billy Joel])

The Witch is Back (to the tune of The B*tch is Back [Elton John])

You're So Vain (to the tune of You're So Vain [Carly Simon])