Rated R Jokes

I know this page is a little over-represented, but what can I do? You all send me this stuff.

Tequilar	Middle Finger	1955
Pianist	Horth	Sister Margaret
My Kids
Theft	Birch	Ballerina
Lent	Earrings	Ham Sandwich
Chained	Tenth Husband	Good Bye
Train	Deaf Bookkeeper	Hello Brain Cell
New Priest	Anger Management	Mafia Don
Chicano	Midget	Speedo
Yardwork	Last Word	Poor Guy
Wrong Turn	Test Aids	Comeback Line
Barber Shop	Single Man	Checking Account
The Cruise	Embarrassing Story	Nursery
Communication Failure	Condom Sponsors	Fly Unzipped
Irish Bar	Fallen	Ladies Night Out
Bassackwards
The Beach	Do The Math	Successful Son
Parking	Sisters of Mercy	Port
Nick The Dragon Slayer	Retirement	Copier
Boot Camp	Calories	Dentist
Sick Day	Cowboy and Indian	Fire Wagon
Bless Me Father	Lulu	Math
Bra Sizes	The Affairs	3 Wishes
3 Women and Ducks	Baseball	Look Out
Race Track	Fireman	Vices
Ashes	Bottle of Wine	A Good Excuse
Blind Man	Redneck Letter	Peters
Bear	The Smiths	Home For Lunch
Hell	Flower	Confession
Potatoes	Doctors	Headache
Messages	Musical Octopus	Valuable Information
Adult Fairy Tales	Vaseline	Medicine Works
Dr. Laura	Redneck Birth Control	Coyote
Last Wish	Crazy Old Man	Breasts
Contest	Condoms	Camps
License Platest	Doorbell	Dora
Equipped	Eskimo	Aggie
Jar	Golf Genie	Homeless
Rancher	Read	Rosary
Fluctuations	Fly	Ed Zachary
My Son	Sick Irishman	Spaghetti
Season Pass	Mississippi	Preists on Vacation
What Is	Ford	Blind
Maid	Arnold	Chicken and Horse
Abby Wedding	Viagra Coffee	Raffle
Cowboy Toothache
Three Daughters	Detective Lee	Benefits of Sex
Fired Secretary	Answer	Across River
Jack Schitt	Elder Love
Toilet Paper	Chinese Doctor
Viagra	Viagra Durgs	Upper
My Cox	Loozy Anna	Chili Cook Off
Mexican Maid
Golf Moment	Golf Fun	Ginco
Restroom	Foot and a Half	A Better Plan
Dad Phone Home	The Bum Test	That Works
Alaska	Cold	Fire Department
Tarzan	Teddy Bear	Southwest
Closet	Belt	Cab
Hunting	Smoking Rain	Shipwreck
Girlfriend Test	Gorilla	I Like Money
Locker Room	Pepper	Picture
Professor	Confusion	Halloween Custome
Hand Job	Drugstore	Snake
Password	Witch	Mrs. Jones
BMW	Dear Terri	Guess
The Talking Clock	Ladle	Vet
Turkey	Night	Mailman
Southerner	Darrell	Biker
Boots	Hair Cut	Running in Rain
Texas Farmer	Husband's Face	Polish Sausage
Irish Women	Drugs	Miracle Grow
13 Canaries	Peggy Sue and Bobby	Gov Study
Toes	Response	Cinco De Mayo
Pirate	Captain	Interview
Taser	Ship	Cold Balls
Little Jonny
Little Johnny