If music be the food of love, then this song tastes like getting dumped in your car on a rainy Sunday afternoon and what are you going to do about it? All your friends are out or off or ostracized because you made her the center of your life so instead you drive around trying to find the right balance of heat and cool to keep the windshield from fogging up, obstructing your view and sending you hurtling into a telephone pole or jogger or mailbox.
This bit of stream-of-consciousness nonsense is brought to you purely as a space-filler so this grey bar over here isn't empty and it isn't obvious that I'm using it solely for its aesthetic effects.
This page is for stuff that isn't literature, music or politics. You sort it out.
  • Guess I might as well start off with my ever-enjoyable quotes. Will there be anything new this time? Perhaps, because, you know, redesigning this whole friggin' page just wasn't enough for you people, was it?!

  • Here you can learn how to give a fun little sensual massage.

  • Sometimes in that important transition from childhood to adulthood we miss out on little skills that may come in handy like how to change a tire or, say, do laundry. Rather than calling your mom, why not try Learn2.com. It will answer most of those nagging questions, but it won't love you...

  • If you look closely at this sight, you'll find a drawing of me that makes me look like an overweight Asian man. If that isn't reason enought to visit Stickgirl, I don't know what is.

  • Last time I checked, the nice people at Seattle Filmworks would send you two free rolls of film. They'll also do a darn fine job developing it, or so I'm told. They'll also put your pictures on disk for you. Nice when you don't have access to a scanner.

  • "I surmise that your basement is made of skin and is never depleted of nurses." is but one of the possible compliments you'll recieve at the Surrealist Compliment Generator.

  • Someone else's oddities. Enjoy interesting facts like #41- The only real person to be a PEZ head was Betsy Ross. Fascinating.

  • As long as we're talking about food, let's not forget what must be one of the greatest resturants in the solar system. Waffle House is the #1 reason I will never move out of the South, as well as being the World's leading server of Cheese 'n Eggs.

  • If you're like me, you can't afford to get a daily newspaper so it's tough to get movie listings. Of course, you'd never go without internet access, so you can hop on over to Just Go for movie listing in Columbia, Myrtle Beach, Charlotte, and a few other places I don't live.

  • Let's face it, cafeteria food sucks. But you're broke, so you can't go out to dinner for every meal. The option? Cook for yourself. This page is devoted to college students who have no time or money but still have to eat. Educate yourself with Student Cooking.

  • If you decide to make yourself a sandwich, you'll need mayo. This site definitely qualifies as odd with sections for the strangest sandwich, a place to build your own cyber-sandwich, but, alas, THE GREAT MAYO BLASTER is no more.

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