101 Things That Taste Like Chicken !!!!

Quote Of The Update

"Next time we should bring some lettuce."
"Yeah, I have a head in the fridge."
"Human?"
*** Long Pause ***
"Human LETTUCE? What the hell is human lettuce?!"
"*sigh* Human HEAD, you moron."

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Dragon Ball Z. Possibly one of the best Japanese anime in existence. Study the picture well - there will be a quiz after class! :)

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Let The Insanity Begin...

Ba Weep Grana Weep Ninny Bong or as the normal people would say it - What's up people? Well twenty eons ago I said I would update this page and 70 years later HERE I AM !!!! OK so I'm, slow as all things go but who gives a rats ass - Its my page not yours so NYAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!

Anywho to commemorate for my first update since the dawn of humanity I have added whole new sections - How to Nack Your Weasel For Fun And Profit !" - My rants page ( JUST LIKE YOU LORI !!!!!!! ), "Dante's Inferno - Without The Heat" ( Special thanks to my bud Dark Gibbon for that one! ) - My Art Page, "Credits Are For Sissies!!!!!" - My credits page, and "Sailor Chicken Surprise And His His Cosmic Icky Stick!" - My FUN page......But dont ask me just WHAT "Nacking Ones Weasel" is. If I told you I'd have to kill you........

This page is dedicated to two special people....

My mother, Josephine Gray, the light of my life and the peaches of my cream, who has ALWAYS been there in my times of need. You are truly the definition of a real mother, and for that I love you with all that is in me. This page and everyone that is connected to it is dedicated to you and Grandma (May God show rest on her soul) as an example of the handiwork created by the two most influential women in my life. Your essences shall continue to live through in what you have helped to create, a young man with much to learn about life. May God watch over the both of you with a gentle omnipotent smile. *warm and fuzzy feeling*

Now onto the nitty gritty - What will you find on this page? Well just like I promised - ITS ALL HERE READY FOR THE TAKING !!!! (My mind reeks with unfathomable loads of stuff! Chicken and incomprehensible nonsense, but stuff nonetheless.)

The WB Will See You Now!	Find out about the man behind this and all his other pages! What does WB stand for? What is the world according to WB? Why chicken? What does the sick, sick person that made this page look like??? What makes Dubba Flubba Tick? How many licks does it take to get to the center of WB's brain? The world may never know.....
Dante's Inferno - Minus The Heat	Wanna see my art? Come here! Wanna see my drawings? Come here! Wanna see some cool stuff I did? Come here! Wanna see a nude woman sprawled all over a canvas doing nasty unimaginable things? Well then you're just a BIG FAT PERVERT !!!!!!!
The Chicken List!!! - Friend Division	Friends Taste Like Chicken!!!! From Buddies on the net to The Pals At Home this page is dedicated to my bestest best friends everywhere! I've also put some links to thier homepages here! So check them out please - lest they band together and do something horribly evil and nasty to you...
Family Tastes Like Popcorn Shrimp !!!	Dedicated to the fam! AND NO YOU MAY NOT BORROW ANY MONEY!!!! However all donations may be sent to Jonathan Gray c/o Tennesee State University. Cash only please. No checks, credit cards may be accepted with verified approval.
Nacking Your Weasel For Fun And Profit !!!	When my bestest bud Lori made a "Things That Really Chap My Ass Page" I died laughing - So now I must emulate. Imitating things is not like me but a page where I can *itch about things that are on my mind is what I really need - Y'know? Release some tension.....
Laugh Tracks From Planet Nine	This page is devoted to the REALLY crazy stuff, from Psycho Analysis Tests to stories to Miscellaneous piles of bunk that are bound to leave you in hysterics! For instance - Who is Jack Schidtt? You'lljust have to find out here - won't you?
Do Penguins Have Knees?	BEHOLD !! The section comprised of some of the stupidest questions that make you go hmmmm.... From "What color does a choked smurf turn?" to "Do Horses Have Charleypeople?" these questions are designed to make one think or just laugh your behind off! Anyone can contribute as well! Designed to make your weak little brains sit up and think !!!!
Rythmic Rumbles And Unorganized Noise	The Cartoon Music station and My personal Pride And Joy! Reminisce as here you will be able to find what will hopefully become my personal collection of selected wav's from cartoons on the net! From old to new these tunes are sure to bring back memories! Included will be a description of each cartoon, and episode guide and tons of info bound to bring a smile to your face! From the Paw Paw Bears And Dynomutt to Scooby Doo and Sailor Moon - You name it, 9 times out of ten I got it! Note that all of these files ARE in Winzip - I DON'T have unlimited webspace. I can't ball like that...
Sonic HQ	In my spare time I'm the webmaster of the Comics And Games Info pages on one of the largest "Sonic The Hedgehog" related sites on the net! Its part of my hobby and since I like web design so much - why not? So check it out and be dazzled by the awesome html....and stuff...
Gee Brain, What Do Ya Wanna Do Tonight?	The Links Page!!! Looking for somewhere to go? Just trying to get the heck up out of here? Look here to find access to some of the most asinine sites on the net, AND BROTHER will they be crazy. From humor pages like "Bert Is Evil" and "The Nerd Liberation Movement" to links like "The Jihad To Destroy Barney The Dinosaur", one shall be sure to have thier fancy tickled in any of these places!