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Elaine Sounds
4fakes.wav 101KB
Jerry:
It was all an act?
Elaine:
Not bad huh?
Jerry:
What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the
screaming.
Elaine:
Fake, fake, fake, fake.
diaphram.wav 80KB
Elaine:
I was talking to this guy, you know, and I just happened
to throw my purse on to the sofa, and my diaphragm goes
flying out!
dingo.wav 73KB
Elaine:
Maybe the dingo ate your baby ...... the dingo ate your
baby!
fauxpas.wav 99KB
Jerry:
Jill's father is in the hospital and you call to ask
about him on a cell phone?
Elaine:
What? No good?
Jerry:
Faux pas.
Elaine:
Faux pas?
George:
Big, hefty, stinking faux pas.
frendsex.wav 183KB
Elaine:
All right, lets go, I'll give you half an hour.
Jerry:
Are you serious?
Elaine:
Look, Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.
Jerry:
Sex.... to save the friendship...well... if we
have to, we have to.
gotohell.wav 46KB
Peterman:
Elaine, you don't like the movie?
Elaine:
I hate it!!
***sshhhhh***
Elaine:
Oh, go to hell!
lessnwmn.wav 57KB
Elaine: Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the
eye.
Jerry:
No. There's less.
yadasex.wav 175KB
Elaine:
I've yada yada'd sex
George:
Really?
Elaine:
Yep, I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the
lobster bisque, we went back to my place ,yada yada yada,
I never heard from him again.
Jerry:
But you yada yada'd over the best part
Elaine:
No, I mentioned the bisque.