Mulder Goes For a Drinkie


With no consideration for the inappropriateness of the hour, Mulder drags his sorry drunken ass to Scully's door.

Mulder:  ... Did I wake you?

Scully:  No.

Mulder:  Why not?  It's three in the morning...

Scully:  Are you drunk, Mulder?

Mulder:  I...I...I was until about 20 minutes ago, yeah.

Scully:  Was that before or after you decided to come here?

Mulder:  What exactly are you implying?

That you're a Punk with no concept of a decent hour nor any consideration for the sleeping habits of others?  Just a guess on my part.

General Punkesque Behavior

When Mulder is drunk what's left of his few remaining manners go right out the door.  Something tells me that Mama Mulder taught him to articulate his wants rather than the pointing and grunting technique he used to get another shot.

Surely Mulder couldn't be that surprised when the bartender cut him off.  How many times does Mulder have to be reminded not to start yammering on about aliens in public?  Has his little hospital stay taught him nothing about the dangers of sounding crazy?

I can't be sure but I'm willing to bet that he didn't tip the bartender.  He is after all the cheapest man on the planet.

Peeing in the alley:  I don't care what the reasoning is I hate it when men use the side of buildings or trees as urinals.  Why hang out somewhere that would continue to run without appropriate bathroom facilities?

Once again Mulder comes a knocking on Scully's door with absolutely no consideration for the time of day.  This time the visit was at 3am.

Lying to Scully:  The proper answer to her question ("Are you drunk Mulder?") was "yes" not "I was until 20 minutes ago yeah."

This was a particularly galling bit of behavior:  Mulder drops by Scully's apartment without invitation or notice then demands that she gets dressed without telling her why or telling her where he wants to go.


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