Two Fathers

Mulder:  Hey, Homegirl, what up. Scully:  Mulder, it's my distinct impression that you just cheated.  And that you're not coming in again today. Mulder:  Oh, Scully, I got game. Scully:  Yeah, you got so much game I'm wondering if you have any work left in you. Mulder:  No, I'm ready to J-O-B just not on some jag-off shoeshine tip. Scully:  No "jag-off shoeshine tip"? Mulder:  No background checkin' jag-off shoeshine tip. Scully:  Well, about your J-O-B, Mulder, somebody's been trying very hard to reach you by phone.  Somebody who wants you back at the FBI ASAP.

Mulder better hurry up before he ends up J-O-B-L-E-S-S.  I'm not sure he could get by strictly by hustling some B-ball at the "Y".

General Punkesque Behavior

Middle-aged White men should not try to talk like a Black teenager.  In fact no middle-aged man should not try to talk like a teenager but coming from "Milk" it's even funnier.  If he's not embarrassed by it I certainly am for him.

Unprofessional Behavior

Playing hooky:  If one plays hooky too often without calling in one ends up without a job.

Criminal Activity

Breaking and Entering:  A little trespassing to snoop in Baby Spender's computer is always a good way to get into trouble.