"I must have been at home when the truck was stolen. Wait. I was visiting my brother downtown in Chicago, you know -- where that news network, CNN, is located. My brother, in fact, did a stint at CNN, but was fired as soon as they found out that his brother was an ex-con. If that's not discrimination, I donno what is. Anyway, after that, -- must have been around 7:35pm -- we went upstate to Atlanta to see the Jerry Springer Show. Man, was it weird! There was this ingenuous, and I mean ingenuous, guy claiming to be a magician. He performed an allusion around 10:25pm. I know, 'coz it was around that time that I was woken up by an ambulance siren passing outside. Anyways, you know like that David Copperfield doode does? Well, that's what this guy was trying to do. Why these people think we don't know we're being fooled, I'll never know."