**INFO**

1. Name: Jonathan
2. Middle Name: Brian
3. Last Name: Birch
4. Are you named after anybody? My grandpa, middle name after my dad
5. Parents Names: Brian and Karen
6. Nicknames: Jon, Jonny... an a few others depending on which person u talk to
7. Birthday:  February 6th 1982
8. Zodiac sign: Aquarius
9. Where were you born? Richmond
10. Where do you live now? Ladner
11. Age: 23
12. Guy or Gal: Guy
13. Siblings: ok
                Blood Related 5 Riley, Cassie, Heather, Tina, Amy
                Non-Blood related 5 Shane, Kelsey, Ashley, Kayla, Jessica
14. Siblings ages: 18, 15, 31, 28, 26
                      16, 13, 15, 15, 15    (I hope all the ages are right lol)
15. Pet(s): One stupid dog named bingo and a cat named Lizzy

**LOOKS**

16. Hair Color:  Dark brown might bleach it soon tho
17. Eye Color: I dunno
18. Height: 6'3
19. Weight: i dunno... maybe 140
20. Fat/Skinny: Skinny DUH
21. Tall/Short: Tall
22. What hand do you write with? Right
23. Hair Length: short gettin long tho
24. Do you think you are cute? Hell no
25. Do others think you're cute? Apperently
26. Shoe Size: 12
27. What colour pants are you wearing right now? black
28. Do you wear contacts? Yep

**FAVORITIES**

29. Colour(S): White and Red baby! (CANADA RULES!)
30. Number: 13
31. Band/group of the moment: Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Trivium

32. Band/group of all time: Nirvana, Avenged Sevenfold, KoRn, Stutterfly, The White Stripes
33. Song of the moment: The Rememberance ballad by Atreyu
34. Song of all time: I wont see you tonight part 1 by Avenged Sevenfold, Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana   And   Alone I Break by KoRn
35. Lyrics in a song: "Maybe things happen for a reason, and wherein lies the answer, to overcome griveing of lifes unrulely lessons, i'm handed in succession... It builds my pain which makes me strong"  Flaw - Only the Strong
36. Movie: Rock Star, The Crow, American History X, Arlington Road, The Edge
37. Candy: Skor bars!!!!
38. Animal: Wolf
39. Word or phrase: Hardcore!
40. Brand: Easylay? adidas
41. Flower: hm... hows about a Snap Dragon
42. Place to be? Listening to music or watching a movie with a girl I like...
43. TV show: all time X- Files    right now  The O.C. Everybody Loves Raymond
44. Fast food restaurant: Tim Hortons baby! and SUBWAY
45. Girl Names: Chloe, Caelan (kee-lin), Shealyn, Triona, Paige, Aoife (ee-fa), Neala, Cadence, Caoimhe (kee-va), Cliona, Saoirse (sear-sha)
46. Boy Names: Logan, Aidan, Brian, Conor, Lance, Cian (key-in), Declan, Quinn, Conall
47. Flavor/Taste: Banana!! or Raspberries! MmMmMmmm
48. Scent: dunno
49. Nail polish color: i dont care how bout white
50. Subject in school you like: Guitar!
51. Radio Stations: dont listen to the radio
52. Cereal: Froot Loops  or that Banana stuff i get sumtimes
53. Teacher: Mrs. Beasoeli (thats so spelt wrong)
54. Drink: 7 up and Nestea Cool
55. Food: lotsa stuff i dunno
56. Day of the year: Canada Day
57. Month: dont care...
58. Web Site: i dont care
59. Store: A&B Sound orr  Long & McQuade
60. Magazine: Maxim and Guitar World

**ABOUT YOU**

61. What is one word to describe u? Loser
62. Do you have any piercings?  my Labret and my eyebrow
63. If not, what do you want pierced? mroe in my labret
64. Do you have any tattoos? Not yet
65. If not, do you want any or do u want anymore?? Prolly at least like 3
66. Do you do drugs? nope
67. Do you drink? Not much
68. Do you want to get married? Yes
69. Do you get along with your parents? my dad yes and sumtimes my mom
70. Do you sleep with Stuffed animals? yes  (SHUTUP!)
71. How often do you shower? usualy everyday
72. Pet peeves? when i loose the remote for the TV
73. Who are your BEST friends? omg sucha huge list! Lisa, Shannon, Shane.. fuck it theres too many
74. Which group do you or did you hang out with in school? nobody ever
75. Do you or did you get good grades in school? HA! no!
76. What sport(s) do you play? used to play hockey, baseball, soccer, and taekwondo
77. What do you do most often when you are bored? play guitar come on msn watch movies listen to music
78. What is your favorite piece of clothing? any of my long sleeves
79. What are you most scared of? Nothing
80. Where is ONE place you HAVE to go at some point in your life? The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Ireland
81. If you could go on a trip/hoilday anywhere in the world where would you go? Ireland!
82. Who would you go with? whoever wanted to go but i'd rather you  be Irish
83. What kind of Shampoo and Conditioner do you use? whatevers there
84. Worst sickness u ever had? whats worse Streap Throat, insomnia or depression?
85. Whats the stupidest thing u have ever done? i do lotsa stupid stuff
86. What was the nastiest dream you ever had? i dunno i have too many fucked up dreams!

**STUFF**

87. How are u today? meh... could go either way
88. How do u eat an Oreo? With milk!! MMMMMMMM
89.What makes u happy? um... Music and Love?
90. What do you like to do? listen to music, play guitar
91. If you could do anything in the world what would it be? be on stage with my band
92. If you could be anywhere in the world where would it be? see above
93. Do you like e-mail or snail mail better? Snail mail, makes me feel special
94. What's the next cd you're gonna get? I've got a list of like 50 CDs i wanna buy
95. What are your future goals? Get a job
96. Most annoying thing people ask you:  "did that hurt? (my labret piercing)
97.What is the most fun trip youve ever gone on? either the camping trips or my trip to Disneyland
98. Do u like to dance? Meh ill dance if the girl can convince me to do it
99. Do you like Bey Blades? fuck no!
100. What kids show DO you watch? old cartoons like Tom and Jerry
101. If you could choose anyone to rule the world, who would it be? Me! Id be the fucken best
102. If you won the lottery what would you do with your, let's say, 18 million dollars? Travel and buy my 2 dream Guitars
103.What is the single most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you? Thats private, most ppl know it tho
104. If you could design your perfect mate what would he/she look like and be like?  Have to be into music first off, not really any kinda hair I like not to long tho, short is good. I like pretty eyes and I like cute for some reason cute is sexy
105. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? Long & McQuade or A&B Sound
106. Whats the best advice given to u? Believe none of what you hear, half of what you read and all that you see
107. What song are u listening to right now? Crossfade - Cold
108. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes, smile then hair
109. How often do you talk on the phone? whenever someone calls me, not often tho i'm not much of a phone person
110. How often are you on the net? like 12 hours a day almost or more
111. If you could have 1 wish what would it be? To be happy  or to win the lottery
112. Do you think your fashion is nice? Who cares
113. Who are you talking to right now? Rhia :)
114. What time is it? 10:36pm
115. What was the Last movie you watched? Resident Evil :Apocolypse
116. Whats the next movie you want to see? The Jacket or Be Cool

**WHICH ONE? **

117. Bath or Shower: Shower
118. Night or Day: Night
119. Chocolate Chip or Mint Chip: Mint Chip
120. Car or Truck: Truck
121. Croutons or bacon bits: Bacon Bits
122. Universal Studios or Disneyland: BOTH!
123. Ocean or lake: Lake i guess
124. Music or Movies: Music
125. Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
126. Letterman or Leno: Letterman!!!
127. Radio or Live: LIVE!!!
128. MTV or VH1: fuck'em both Muchmusic! (the Loud channel)
129. Lion or Tiger: Tiger
130. Milk or Juice: Milk!!
131. Theater or Video: Depends on the movie
132. Love or lust: Love
133. Sad movie or happy: Neither, just realistic
134. Silver or gold: Silver
135. Pencil or pen: Pen
136. Skirt or jeans: neither
137. Rose or tulip: doesnt matter to me
138. Snow, Sun or rain: Rain!! sometimes sun
139. Summer or winter: Fall or Winter and somtimes summer
140. Hugs or kisses: Hugs, always but kisses if its the right girl
141. Make love, have sex or Fuck:  Make Love

**YOUR FRIENDS**

142. Coolest: we're not cool
143. Cutest: Lindsay, Lisa, Leah, Shea
144. Mysterious: Dunno really
145. Funniest: everybody you all make me laff at some point J
146. Smartest: Shannon, Shane, Lindsay... well ... everybodys smarter then me
147. Happiest: Daniela, Danielle, Lindsey
148. Meanest: nobodys mean cept Aleixs wants to kill me, YOU KNOW YOU DO!
149. Nicest: hm... tuff call
150. Most Straight Forward: Steph
151. Loudest: I dunno thats a tuff one Shane or Lucas
152. Quietest: me?
153. Silliest: Shea
155. Best Shape: Shannon as always
156. Most Confident: not me
157. Would you ever date any of your friends? Yes, obviously
158. If So who? its a secret shhhhh :P
159. Who is always there? everybody
160. Who do you go to for advice? Shannon
161. Who is the ONE person you tell EVERYTHING to, who know more then anybody else? Lisa, Dawn and Shannon Hope
162. Who do you REALLY trust? Shannon, Dawn and Lisa

163. Now here is your chance to say anything you wanna say. Apologize to someone for being mean, tell the person you love exactly how you feel. Tell the truth about something youve lied about. Just spill your guts about anything and everything. Go Ahead:  I love you all

**HAVE YOU EVER...**

164. Eaten an entire pack of KD? always!
165. Met anyone famous? Nickelback, Default, Finger Eleven, Stutterfly, Offspring, Slaves on Dope, Gladyss Patches, and Johnny Depp
166. Caused a car accident? i dont think so
167. Streaked? No
168. Seen the ocean? yeah anytime i want its like almost my dads back yard
169. Run into a wall? prolly a few times
170. Had an imaginary friend? when i was lil yea
171. Gone out in public in your pjs? yep
172. Went movie hopping? Hell yeah! Me and Shane!
173. Had your life threatened? once...
174. Fallin in front of someone you thought was hot? probably
175. Broken any bones? no
176. Broke the law? yep
177. Ran from the cops? yep
178. Sleepwalked or talked in your sleep? oh yeah
179. Told your brother/sister he/she was a bitch? all the time
180. Cussed when your parents were around? all the time
181. Made yourself throw up? Fuck no
182. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? nope
183. Won any special awards? I got MVP in hockey once thats it
184. Been out of the country? just Disneyland

**PERSONAL**

185. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? I wish...
186. If so what is their name? oh yeah rub it in why dont ya
187. Do you have a crush on anyone? yes
188. Who is your crush? i guess i have a few
189. Have you ever kissed your crush? yes :) well... one or two of them
190. Do you want to kiss your crush? again? no... WTF DO YOU THINK!? Of course! like... more then anything!   Stupid fucken question
191. Have you ever had a wet dream about someone? I'ma guy isnt that a given?
192. Are You A Virgin? nope
193. What clothes do you sleep in? usually jammies or just boxers
194. Do you sleep naked? sometimes
195. Would you? yep
196. What is the longest youve gone out with someone? like 8 months i think it was
197. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? yea...
198. How old were you your first kiss? 19 (yep I'm a loser)
199. Your Shortest relationship? 2 days? if that
200. Are you gay? nope
201. Ever thought about being gay? no
202. Gone skinny-dipping? nope
203. Been In Love? yep
204. Are u shy to ask someone out? Extreamly
205. Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? We'll see

**WOULD YOU EVER**

206. Jump out of a plane? I plan to!
207. Kiss your best girl/guy friend: yep
208. go bungee jumping? Cant wait to try it
209. Stay in your room for a whole day: i have for a week
210. Go in the snow without clothes? sure why not
211. Go skinny dipping? I doubt it but maybe
212. Drink salt water? no its gross
213. Touch road kill? meh sure wont kill me
214. Take a job even if it meant youd be away from your guy/girl: no
215. Smile at your worst enemy? sure... wtf they gonna do?
216. Play 8,000 bowling games in one night? NO! thats not even fucken possible!
217. Go to Reno to get married? doubtful
218. Gamble? sure why not
219. Go to a make-out party? doubt it but maybe... depending on whos there
220. Throw a party without your parents? without?? pft of course!
221. Go to a foreign country? Yep!  Ireland, remember?
222. Fly a plane? YES that'd rock!

**WHO**

223. Who is your Idol? Kurt Cobain and Jonathan Davis
224. If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own to? Lets see what happens tomorrow
225. If you had to go live far away for the rest of your life and you could take one person, who would you take? hm whoever was up for coming with me
226. Could you stand spending a straight 24 hours with and not get the slightest bit annoyed with? I've done it with lotsa people
227. If you woke up one morning and your leg was missing who would be the first person you would call? nobody, probably go back to sleep
228. Let's say your dad came in your room one day and told you that you had to get married in the next week but you can pick the person. But you have to stay with them for the rest of your life no getting out of it, who would you pick?  dunno if theres anybody who'd be willing to marry me like that...
229. If you woke up tomorrow and you were someone else completely, who would you be? just me...

**WHAT**

230. Would be the first thing you would do if you woke up one morning and you were the opposite sex? oh lotsa things
231. If all of a sudden you had the ability to do one thing better than everyone else, have one amazing talent, what would it be? Sing and scream better then anybody or Be able to speak every language
232. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change (personality and looks)?  looks...  everything
233. What is your dream career?  Musician  (or talent agent for a record company that'd be pretty sweet)
234. Is the one thing you just have to do before you die? Play on stage
235. If you could be a member of any band that has ever existed, what band would that be? Kurt Cobain or Jonathan Davis or maybe M. Shadows from A7X
236. Is the thing you care about most in your life? Happiness and Music

**WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU HEAR THESE WORDS? **

237. Heaven: hell
238. Pleasure: sex/orgasm
239. Red: white
240. Cow: milk
241. Test: fail
242. Hate: inside
243. Silver: shinny
244. Love: wish
245. Sweat: sex
246. Pride: Lion King!!
247. Life: death
248. Blessed: Nirvana
249. Trust: nobody
250. Death: Life
251. Pig: they have 30 minute orgasms
252. Pain: life
253. Hell: Heaven
254. Chocolate: milk!
255. Sex: love
256. Breasts: love them! (of course) :P

**IN THE PAST 24 HOURS, HAVE YOU...**

257. Cried: dont think so
258. Worn a skirt: um no
259. Gotten in Trouble: dont think so
260. Gotten changed: yep
261. Had sex: HA! yea right
262. Had an orgasm? yep
263. Gone for a walk: yep
264. Gone driving: nope
265. Gone out for dinner: nope
266. Taken a test: does this count?
267. Talked to an ex: yes
268. Missed an ex: nope
269. Lost something: nope
270. Given someone a present: nope
271. Missed someone: Yes
272. Hugged someone: no :(
273. Kissed someone: no :(
274. Danced with someone: nope
275. Had a nightmare: no.. weird dream tho
276. Fought with your parents?: no

**WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU**

277. Smiled? earlier
278. Bought Something? food yesterday
279. Danced? No clue
280. Were Sarcastic? earlier
281. Kissed Someone (who)? Leah in Dec.
282. Hugged Someone (who) maybe Arielle the other day
283. Had sex? Dec
284. Talked to an ex? earlier today
285. Read Something: I read the question
286. Watched your favorite movie: few days ago
287. Saw a Movie On the Big Screen? Hide and Seek... horrible
288. Listened to a song? (which one)?  Right now Fleetwood Mac - Rhiannon
289. Watche something on TV? Raw on monday
290. Had something to drink? milk jus now
291. Had something to Eat? bout half an hour ago

**THE FEELING SIDE**

292. What do you feel about Ouija board: They could be real
293. Do u believe in yourself: Not really
294. Worst feeling in the world: being alone
295. Best feeling in the world: being held, cuddling, waking up next to someone
296. Are you for world peace: PFT give it up! its not happening
297. Are you a health freak: NO!
298. Believe in Love at First sight? yes
299. Believe in life after death? Its possible
300. Believe in Miracles? its possible
301. Believe in God? could be up there
302. Believe its Possible to remain Faithful Forever? Yes
303. Are you in love? no... least i dont think so :S
304. Do you think youve found "The One"? who knows

**IF YOU WERE STRANDED ON AN ISLAND**

305. Who would you take? who plans to get stranded??? lol
306. Who would you take if you could only bring two people? first two volenteers
307. What 3 things would you bring? food water and music with endless supply of batteries
308. What Island would you want to be on? who cares?
309. What animal would you kill for food? whichever ones there
310. Would you write "help" in the sand? maybe after awhile lol
311. Would you panic or relax? Relax Id like it

**VERY PERSONAL**

312. How old were you your first time having sex? 20
313. Was it any good? Very good
314. Are you horny? usually
315. How many people have you slept with? 13 i think
316. How many people have you had sex with? 4
317. Ever had Cybersex? sure
318. Ever had Phonesex? sure
319. What have you done with someone, besides sex? pretty much everything i think
320. What do you really like done to you or what do u like to do in bed? whaever feels good ;)
321. How many people have seen you naked? A few
322. Do you masturbate?  Im a guy, itsa given
323. How often? I dunno, do you really wanna know that??
324. Who do you fantasize about? Stuff..
325. Ever use "toys"? nope
326. Ever had an orgasm? yep
327. Has someone else ever given you an orgasm? yess
328. Have you ever given someone an orgasm? yess
329. Gone down on someone? yesss  damn I miss that

330. I WANT :  whatever I can get
331. I HAVE :  stuff
332. I REGRET : some things
333. I WISH : for money, a gf and success
334. I LOVE : (nuff said)
335. I HATE : (again nuff said)
336. I FEAR : nothing
337. I SEARCH : but I dont really know why
338. I WONDER : why i'm like this
339. I KNOW : thats all I just Know

**THE END**

340. Do you like filling these out? sure i was bored
341. How many people are you sending this to? its on my website
342. Who was the person who sent this to you? Dont remember
343. How did you meet them? Prolly on the net
344. What do you think of the person that sent this to you? If I could remember who Id tell ya
345. Would you ever go out with this person? Couldnt tell u
346. Would you ever think of having sex with this person? since i dunno who.. then no
347. Who will send it back? anybody who copys it and sends it to me?
348. What are you gonna once you've finished sending this back? probably have a shower then come back then go play guitar
349. Do you think this is the best survey ever? sure why not
350. This is pretty long eh? no shit eh