street's like a jungle
so call the police
following the herd
down to Greece
on holiday -
love in the 90's
is paranoid
on sunny beaches
take your chances looking for
(Chorus)
GIRLS WHO ARE BOYS
WHO LIKE BOYS TO BE GIRLS
WHO DO BOYS LIKE THEY'RE GIRLS
WHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE BOYS
ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE
avoiding all work
because there's none available
like battery thinkers
count your thoughts on 1 2 3 4 5 fingers
nothing is wasted
only reproduced
get nasty blisters
du bist sehr schon
but we haven't been introduced
(Chorus)
Parklife
confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as
(parklife)
and morning soup can be avoided if you take a route straight through
what is known as
(parklife)
John's got brewers droop he gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons
they love a bit of it (parklife)
who's that gut lord marching... you should cut down on your porklife
mate... get some
exercise
(Chorus)
ALL THE PEOPLE
SO MANY PEOPLE
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR PARKLIFE
know what I mean
I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by
the dustmen
(parklife)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about leaving the
house (parklife)
I feed the pigeons I sometimes feed the sparrows too it gives me a sense
of enormous well
being (parklife)
and then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there
will always be a bit
of my heart devoted to it (parklife)
(Chorus)
parklife (parklife)
parklife (parklife)
it's got nothing to do with vorsprung durch technic you know
and it's not about you joggers who go round and round and round
parklife (parklife)
(Chorus x 2)
Country House
(SO THE STORY BEGINS)
CITY DWELLER
SUCCESSFUL FELLA
THOUGHT TO HIMSELF
OOPS I'VE GOT A LOT OF MONEY
I'M CAUGHT IN A RAT RACE TERMINALLY
I'M A PROFESSIONAL CYNIC
BUT MY HEART'S NOT IN IT
I'M PAYING THE PRICE OF LIVING LIFE AT THE LEGAL LIMIT
CAUGHT UP IN THE CENTURIES ANXIETY
IT PREYS ON HIM
HE'S GETTING THIN
NOW HE LIVES IN A HOUSE A VERY BIG HOUSE IN THE COUNTRY
WATCHING AFTERNOON REPEATS AND THE FOOD HE EATS IN THE COUNTRY
HE TAKES ALL MANNER OF PILLS AND PILES UP ANALYST BILLS IN THE COUNTRY
IT'S LIKE AN ANIMAL FARM LOT'S OF RURAL CHARM IN THE COUNTRY
NOW HE'S GOT MORNING GLORY
LIFE'S A DIFFERENT STORY
EVERYTHING GOING JACKANORY
IN TOUCH WITH HIS OWN MORTALITY
HE'S READING BALZAC
KNOCKING BACK PROZAC
IT'S A HELPING HAND
THAT MAKES YOU FEEL WONDERFULLY BLAND
OH IT'S THE CENTURIES REMEDY
FOR THE FAINT AT HEART
A NEW START
HE LIVES IN A HOUSE A VERY BIG HOUSE IN THE COUNTRY
HE'S GOT A FOG IN HIS CHEST SO HE NEEDS A LOT OF REST IN THE COUNTRY
HE DOESN'T DRINK SMOKE LAUGH HE TAKES HERBAL BATHS IN THE COUNTRY
OH IT'S LIKE ANIMAL FARM BUT YOU'LL COME TO NO HARM IN THE COUNTRY
BLOW BLOW ME OUT I AM SO SAD I DON'T KNOW WHY
Charmless Man
I MET HIM IN A CROWDED ROOM
WHERE PEOPLE GO TO DRINK AWAY THEIR GLOOM
HE SAT ME DOWN AND SO BEGAN
THE STORY OF A CHARM LESS MAN
EDUCATED THE EXPENSIVE WAY
HE KNOWS HIS CLARET FROM A BEAUJOLAIS
I THINK HE'D LIKE TO HAVE BEEN RONNIE KRAY
BUT THEN NATURE DIDN'T MAKE HIM THAT WAY
HE THINKS HIS EDUCATED AIRS THOSE FAMILY SHARES
WILL PROTECT HIM, THAT WE WILL RESPECT HIM
HE MOVES IN CIRCLES OF FRIENDS WHO JUST PRETEND THAT THEY LIKE HIM
HE DOES THE SAME TO THEM
AND WHEN YOU PUT IT ALL TOGETHER THERE'S THE MODEL OF A CHARM LESS MAN
HE KNOWS THE SWINGERS AND THEIR CAVALRY
SAYS HE CAN GET IN ANYWHERE FOR FREE
I BEGAN TO GO A LITTLE CROSS EYED
AND FROM THIS CHARMLESS MAN I JUST HAD TO HIDE
HE TALKS AT SPEED HE GETS NOSE BLEEDS
HE DOESN'T SEE HIS DAYS ARE TUMBLING DOWN UPON HIM
AND YET HE TRIES SO HARD TO PLEASE HE'S JUST SO KEEN FOR YOU TO LISTEN
BUT NO-ONE IS LISTENING AND WHEN YOU PUT IT ALL TOGETHER
THERE'S THE MODEL OF A CHARM LESS MAN
SONG 2
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy but nothing is
No
When I feel heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well I lie and I'm easy
All the time but I am never sure
Why I need you
Pleased to meet you
I got my head down
When I was young
It's not my problem
It's not my problem
When I feel heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well I lie and I'm easy
All the time but I am never sure
Why I need you
Pleased to meet you
Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah
Oh Yeah
There's No Other Way
You're taking the fun
Out of everything
Making me run
When I don't want to think
You're taking the fun
Out of everything
I don't want to think at all
There's no other way
There's no other way
All that you can do
Is watch them play
You're taking the fun
Out of everything
You're making it clear
When I don't want to think
You're taking me up when
I dont want to go up anymore
I'm just watching it all
There's no other way
There's no other way
All that you can do
ls watch them play
I'll watch you play
Castles In The Air
Fool
Sorry
But I don't understand
The things you say
They make no sense at all
Funny
But I think that you mean them all
This time
Don't you
I know that you think I'm a fool
But couldn't you try
To forgive a fool
One more time
Sorry
But I'm not really listening
I've got my mind
On something else
And sometimes I wonder if I'm here
If I'm here at all
I know that you want me to go
Don't you
But it's not as easy as it seems
I know that you think I'm not here at all
But I'm just as fed up as you
I know that you want me to leave
I'm amazed at how cold you can be
Well, may my weak and insipid soul grow stronger in your absence
Come Together
\ I don't understand
You're walking over me
All over me
To you
Well, you must be mad
And you know you are
You should have known
I'd do anything for you
So, why
Why
Can't we come together
Why
Inside my head
There's nothing left
It's all been taken out
By you
And do I care
Well, you know I do
You should have known
I'd do anything for you
So, why
Why
Can't we come together
Why
Now it's all been said
And you know it all
Then you should have known
I'd do anything for you
For you
London Loves
a malady has taken him over
coughing tar in his japanese motor
the lights are magic
and he feels lucky
and he's got money
shoots like an arrow - oh
LONDON LOVES
THE MYSTERY OF A SPEEDING CAR
LONDON LOVES
THE MISERY OF A SPEEDING HEART
its love u like, and everyone's at it
and words are cheap when the mind is elastic
he loves the violence
keeps ticking over
so sleep together
before today is sold forever
LONDON LOVES
THE WAY PEOPLE JUST FALL APART
LONDON LOVES
THE WAY YOU JUST DON'T STAND A CHANCE
LONDON LOVES
THE MYSTERY OF A SPEEDING CAR
O-OH O-OH O-OH O-OH
LONDON LOVES
THE MYSTERY OF A SPEEDING CAR
LONDON LOVES
THE MISERY OF A SPEEDING HEART
LONDON LOVES
THE MYSTERY
LONDON LOVES
THE WAY PEOPLE JUST FALL APART
LONDON LOVES
THE WAY WE JUST DON'T STAND A CHANCE
LONDON LOVES
A SPEEDING HEART
Trouble On THE Message Centre
I am the message centre
local and direct
room to room an operator
no calls today they'll just have to wait dear
I call and I collect
so just strike him softly away from the body
YOU'RE MADE UP TOO SHINY TODAY (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE)
THOUGHTS ARE JUST PISSING AWAY (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE)
I am a manager
I am in control
as the local delegator
no calls today dear they'll just have to wait dear
I offer no guarantee at all
so don't take it lightly you'll put yourself under
YOU'RE MADE UP TOO SHINY TODAY (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE)
THOUGHTS ARE JUST PISSING AWAY (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE)
A NEW TYPE FACE AND NEW DAY (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE)
YOU CAN'T REMEMBER TEN MINUTES AGO (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE)
IT'S TOO MUCH TROUBLE
YOU'RE MADE UP TOO SHINY TODAY (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE)
THOUGHTS ARE JUST PISSING AWAY (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE)
A NEW TYPE FACE AND NEW DAY (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE)
YOU CAN'T REMEMBER TEN MINUTES AGO (IN SO MUCH TROUBLE)
IT'S TOO MUCH TROUBLE