YESTERDAY

• Quote from a recent meeting:
  "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".

• Quote from the Boss...
  "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."

• A motivational sign at work:
  "The beatings will continue until morale improves."

• A direct quote from the Boss:
  "We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired."

• My Boss said to me,
  "What you see as a glass ceiling, I see as a protective barrier."

• Quote from the Boss after overriding the decision of a task force he created to find a solution " I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project!"

• Human Resource Manager to job candidate "I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for our entry level positions."

• Quote from telephone inquiry "We're only hiring one summer intern this year and we won't start interviewing candidates for that position until the boss' daughter finishes her summer classes.