Andreas' Joke Page

Here are some Jokes I collected
Computer Jokes
21st century, HAL 9000 first test
If Operating Systems Were Beers...
What computer names really stand for
If Operating Systems Were Airlines
New Generation of Computers
Yesterday...
Helpline customer templates
Year 2000 Bug
Hotline Support

Microsoft Jokes
Bill Gates dies...
Instructions for Microsoft's new TV Dinner Product
Microsoft Error Codes
If Microsoft made movies...
Lessons in Customer Support
Disasters of the Century
Use for Windows 95
If Microsoft would make cars

Girls and Boys
101 Things NOT to say during sex
Stringbags and Tentacles
DICTIONARY OF DATING...
Chocolate v. Sex
Man Bashing
Men and women are NOT alike

The Rest of it!!!
answering machine messages
Lawyers. This says it all really...
The F...... word seen a different way!
Beer Warning!
The Boss, your Best Friend
How to Speak Widda Dubbelin Accident
The English Language in the EU
Titanic

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