What computer names really stand for

Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers (MICROSOFT). We produce Defective Operating System (DOS) in the past. But when we learnt that Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity (APPLE), we restructured our company. We told our employees Do Expect Cuts (DEC) and changed our company objective into a Big Attempt to Seize Industry Control (BASIC). We realised that using our products, Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs (MACINTOSH). So after a World Wide wait (WWW) we added Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis (LISP) in the code of our new operating system. From now onwards our operating system Will Install Needless Data On Whole System (WINDOWS) and report . Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed (MIPS) to our users. But we felt that it is ok as the System Can't See It (SCSI). This is because our operating system runs on a chip which Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics (PENTIUM). However, we did try to make things right by introducing Garbage In Rubbish Out (GIRO) techniques into newer versions of our operating system but It Still Does Nothing (ISDN). In order to recover our development cost,we still market this latest version of our operating system. We lied to our customers that the latest operating system has Plug and Play (some ppl called plug and pray, pray that it will work) technology even though we know that our operating system only use Plug and Pray (PnP) technology. We felt no guilt as we know our operating system will Obsolete Soon, Too (OS/2). When it happens, we'll just introduce another new version of our operating system. We know that most People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms (PCMCIA), so we'll just use new acronyms for our old technology when we market the new operating system. I never realise there is any problem with this strategy until my son brought a sound card and the Plug and Pay (PnP) technology crashed my PC. All my code for the next operating system is Reduced Into Silly Code (RISC) and now I know I'll Blame Microsoft (IBM) for it. Friends, do you still remember how many times we need to press to continue to use our computers. How many times we need to accept the fact that a crash is the normal way to terminate a program. How many times our commands just become suggestions to the computer. Our computers are now run on faith but not electrons. Who is the culprit? Everyone knows but nobody does anything. If you love this planet, never let Micro$oft dominates it. They flood the world with inferior technology. Protect the helpless victims of computers from Microsoft. Latest TRUE news, there will be delay in releasing Windows 98 OS. The days of Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers (MICROSOFT) is doomed. It will be replaced by Lots Of Teenagers Using Soon (LOTUS)

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