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(MICROSOFT). We produce Defective Operating System (DOS) in the past.
But when we learnt that Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity (APPLE),
we restructured our company. We told our employees Do Expect Cuts (DEC)
and changed our company objective into a Big Attempt to Seize Industry
Control (BASIC). We realised that using our products, Most Applications
Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs (MACINTOSH). So after a World
Wide wait (WWW) we added Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis (LISP)
in the code of our new operating system. From now onwards our operating
system Will Install Needless Data On Whole System (WINDOWS) and report .
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed (MIPS) to our users. But we
felt that it is ok as the System Can't See It (SCSI). This is because
our operating system runs on a chip which Produces Erroneous Numbers
Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics (PENTIUM). However, we did
try to make things right by introducing Garbage In Rubbish Out (GIRO)
techniques into newer versions of our operating system but It Still Does
Nothing (ISDN). In order to recover our development cost,we still market
this latest version of our operating system. We lied to our customers
that the latest operating system has Plug and Play (some ppl called
plug and pray, pray that it will work) technology even though we know
that our operating system only use Plug and Pray (PnP) technology. We
felt no guilt as we know our operating system will Obsolete Soon, Too
(OS/2). When it happens, we'll just introduce another new version of our
operating system. We know that most People Can't Memorize Computer
Industry Acronyms (PCMCIA), so we'll just use new acronyms for our old
technology when we market the new operating system. I never realise
there is any problem with this strategy until my son brought a sound
card and the Plug and Pay (PnP) technology crashed my PC. All my code
for the next operating system is Reduced Into Silly Code (RISC) and now
I know I'll Blame Microsoft (IBM) for it. Friends, do you still remember
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