A man who lived at the end of a dead-end road observed a hunter walk past his house to a nearby marsh nearly every morning. The hunter would return several hours later with a limit of ducks. The incredible thing was that the hunter never carried a gun and the man never heard any shooting. After this happened a few days, the man decided to ask the hunter how he was so successful.

The hunter told the man to be ready to go the following morning and he would show him. The next morning, the man and the hunter walked to a blind in the marsh. Not long after it got light, a flight of ducks approached the blind. As the birds came into range, the hunter yelled and turned his face skyward. Three ducks fell dead.

The man was amazed. "How did you do that?",he asked. The hunter said, " I'm so ugly that when the ducks see my face,they are scared to death." The man was incredulous. "Have you ever shown this to anyone else?", he asked the hunter. The hunter replied, "I haven't taken anyone else in a while." I used to take my wife, but she tears 'em up too bad!"