"Hey! Have I got a deal for you! You can have this mint-condition, barely driven Porsche for a mere $100! I know what you're thinking...How can I possibly be making such a great offer? Well, I'd tell you my secret sales techniques but those are reserved for any future sons or daughters that may come about...Know what I mean ladies?.....Anyway, how 'bout it? The offer's only on for a short while, so you better grab it while its still in stock!"
$100
Buy the Porsche | Move on