People seem to be real big on reality based entertainment these days. So we decided to get a foot in the door and present you with the Adventures of Phil. That’s right. Phil in all his glory has arrived.
The exchanges Phil had there are all with real people. (I mean, I’m pretty sure they’re people. I take their word for it.) With their permission, I am reposting the events that transpired on the fateful night when Phil arrived for his... er ... crusade. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. Also, a terrible background has been chosen.
For those of you who never had the luxury of Phil’s acquantance or are not from Pathfinder, let me give you a bit of background. Philip II was a peculiar fellow who paid a visit to a certain message board, which shall remain unnamed. At these boards all sorts of people come to discuss religion and chat. There’re Wiccans, Atheists, a Muslim, a Satanist, just about every stripe of Christian, and more.
Here are the people who put up with Phil and here’s a bit of background on them. (All were magnanimous to give their approval to this undertaking of mine. If any of you change your minds or if I put you up by mistake, just say the word and I’ll remove/change your name.)