i decided i am going to use this extra page to put down some of the best quotes i've ever heard. some are from songs, others from movies, and some i don't even remember where they came from.

"I'm not an addict, maybe that's a lie."
-Kay's Choice-

"Everyone here is fucking crazy."
"You want to go home?"
"Same Problem."
-Wynona Ryder, Girl Inturrepted-

"If i were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything. Norweigon lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sign."
-Bloodhoud Gang-

"So vote for me for savior and you'll go to heaven."
-Bloodhound Gang-

"My mistake she was more flakey than a leper colony."
-Bloodhound Gang-

"Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying."
-Bloodhound Gang-

"Life is like a penis, most people don't know it, but most people suck so they usually blow it."
-Bloodhound Gang-

"Let me tell you about my new obsession. I'm runnning high upon a deep depression."
-Shirly Manson, Garbage-

"If i was beautiful like you, all the things i would do. Those not so blessed would be crying out murder, and i'd just laugh, and get away with it too."
-Shirley Manson, Garbage-

"Life is too short to be cool."
-Shirley Manson-

"BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!!!"
"But i'm not dead yet."
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail-

"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left."
"Yes I do."
"Then what's that?"
"It's only a flesh wound."
-Monty Pyhthon and the Holy Grail-

"God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex."
-Sarah Michelle Gellar, Cruel Intentions-

"I'm the Marsha fucking Brady of the upper east side, and sometimes i want to kill myself."
-Sarah Michelle Gellar, Cruel Intentions-

"Fuck her yet?"
"I'm working on it."
"Loser."
"Blow me."
"Call me later?"
"K."
Sarah Michelle Gellar and Ryan Phillipee, Cruel Intentions-

"I suppose you've come here to make arrangements, but unfortunatly I don't fuck losers."
-Sarah Michelle Gellar, Cruel Intentions-

"You have a fear of committment?"
"Well, my boyfriend says I do, but my girlfriend says he's just jealous."
-Cathrine Zeta Jones, The Haunting-

"You studied hell?"
"No, I studied Purgatory. I was there once for 11 years."
-The Haunting-

"You were only in Seventeen once, and you looked fat so stop acting like you're Goddamn Chrissy Turlington."
-American Beauty-

"Let's all just sell our souls and work for Satan because it's more convenient that way."
-Kevin Spacey, American Beauty-

"Brad, for fourteen years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I can save myself now is if I start fire bombing."
-Kevin Spacey, American Beauty-

"I am Jack's broken heart."
-Edward Norton, Fight Club-

"Sticking feathers up your butt dose not make you a chicken."
-Brad Pitt, Fight Club-

"Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brain."
-Edward Norton, Fight Club-

"You're not your fucking khakis."
-Brad Pitt, Fight Club-

"The key to self improvement is masturbation."
-Brad Pitt, Fight Club-

"It's only after we've lost everything that we are free to do anything."
-Brad Pitt, Fight Club-

"I've never been so alone, and i've never been so alive."
-Steven Jenkins, Third Eye Blind-

"My sister's eating pain chips again, maybe that's why she's insane. I shut the door to her moaning, and i shoot smack in my vaiens. Wouldn't you? I see my neightboor beating his wife because he hates his life. There's a knot to his fist as he swings. Oh an what a beautiful thing."
-Steven Jenkins, Third Eye Blind-

"Anything for you. Turn my castles blue. Turn my bones to sand just to see you. I'll give you anything."
-Steven Jankins, Third Eye Blind-

"There are days that I'm sex crazed."
-Steven Jenkins, Third Eye Blind-

"Catholics try to shake up
All the things that form their lives, but they're....
Dead, their sighs, their songs
They know what they do is wrong."
-Rasputina-

"I would say it's a fucking great day, but i'm not supposed to say fuck."
-Tara, Joydrop-

"So go fuck yourself, you might as well."
-Tara, Joydrop-

"Hey mister music my name's not honey don't call me dear my eyes are up here."
-Tara, Joydrop-

"I sent you boys down here to get a little track lead. Not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."
-Blazing Saddles-

"You say you and an evolution. The ape was a great big hit. You say you want a revolution man, and i say that you're full of shit."
-Marilyn Manson-

"There's not time to discriminate. Hate every mother fucker that is in your way."
-Marilyn Manson-

"It's not your fault that you're always wrong."
-Marilyn Manson-

"The game of life is hard to play. I'm going to lose it anyway."
-Marilyn Manson-

"Memories and drinks don't mix too well."
-Meral Haggard-

"Carol the waitress, Simon the fag."
-Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets-

"Say good night to the bad guy."
-Al Pacino, Scarface-

"I hope you're happy you... donut nazi."
-Sandra Bullock, Miss Congienality-

"Why you gotta waste my flavor? DAMN!"
-Seth Green, Can't Hardly Wait-

"A UK magazine quoted me as saying I first had sex when i was 16. Why did they say that? I actually said 13."
-Zia Mcabe-

"I don't care if it hurts. I want to have control. I want a perfect body. I want a perfect soul. I want you to notice when I'm not around. You're so fucking special. I wish I was special. But I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here. I don't belong here."
-Radiohead-

"When I was young i knew everything."
-Verve Pipe-

"Some girls are crazy. Just listen to what I have to say about it. You've got to watch out for the beautiful ones. They'll twist your head right off your neck, and laugh about it with their friends."
-A New Found Glory-

"Just wait untill your heart breaks, then you'll know how i felt when i wrote this song."
-A New Found Glory-

"I know a man who had the same name as I do. He was a revrend. The difference between him and I is he worshiped God, and I am God!"
-Robet Dinero, Men of Honor-

"Those giraffes you sold me will not mate. They just walk aorund eating. You sold me queer giraffes."
-Gladiator-

"And I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think that they'd understand. When everything's made to be broken. I just want you to know who I am."
-Goo Goo Dolls-

"When everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know you're alive."
-Goo Goo Dolls-

"Jack Daniels if you please, knock me to my knees. You're the only friend that has ever been that didn't do me wrong."
-David Allen Coe-

"There were thirteen kids and a bunch of dogs. A house full of chickens and a yard full of hogs. I spent the summer time cuttig up logs for the winter. Trying like the devil to find the lord, working like a nigger for my room and board. Coal burning stove, no natural gas. If that ain't counrty I'll kiss your ass."
-David Allen Coe-

''Teach my children to love! They'll learn to hate on their own.''
-David Allen Coe-

"When you fall off the horse you've got to ge back up and shoot it."
-Quin, Daria-

"You get what you put in, and people get what they deserve."
-Kid Rock-

"Bithces don't mean shit to me anymore."
-Kid Rock-

"Don't take life so seriously, nobody makes it out alive anyway."
-Unknown-

"We're here with the Church of the Jesus Chirst of Latter-Day Saints."
"Oh, the mormons."
"Yes ma'am."
"Well you can take that book of mormon and shove it so far up your rightous asses that you choke. Soul soliciting pig fuckers."
-Orgazmo-

"I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing, but I think unicorns are kick ass."
-Orgazmo-

"These are not all of the infantesimal things you can find wrong with me, but would you tell me please . . . what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do right?"
-Jimmie's Chicken Shack-

"I've been a bad bad girl. I've been careless with a delicate man. It's a sad sad world when a girl will break a boy just because she can."
-Fioan Apple-

"What would an angel say? The devil wants to know."
-Fiona Apple-

"Women are natural anarchists."
-Kim Gordon-

"So what if the sex was great? Just a temporary escape. Another thing I grew to hate."
-SR-71-

"You can bulid a thousand bridges, but if you suck one dick you're no longer a bridge builder. You're a cock sucker."
-Woddy Harrelson, Play it to the Bone-

"That was nuts!"
-Daggot, The Angry Beavers-

"I like to see how far people will go to help you if you tell them your bra is in your ass."
-Ellen DeGeneres-

"God has put me on this planet to do a number of things, right now, I'm so far behind I will never die."
-Unknown-

"Hard work pays off in the future, but lazieness pays off now."
-Mr. Barckholtz-

"I'm 23 now but will I live to see 24? The way things is goin I don't know."
-Coolio-

"Imitation is suicide."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson-

"And they try to find a way to make me something that I'm not."
-Lit-

"You can run away and become a raging bull-dyke."
-But I'm a Cheerleader-

"You don't know how it feels to be me."
-Tom Petty-

"I'm too alone to be proud."
-Tom Petty-

"Life is like a shooting start. It don't matter who you are if you only run for cover. It's just a waste of time."
-Live-

"Maybe nothing lasts forever, even when you stay together."
-Sheryl Crow-

"People tend to perceive you as..."
"Tempestuous?"
"Hanus bitch is the term used most often. You might want to work on that."
-10 Things I Hate About You-

"Somebody's cold one is giving me chills."
-Weezer-

"In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage where I belong no one hears me sing this song."
-Weezer-

"Everyone's a little queer."
-Weezer-

"All the things that I could never have were from you."
-Stained-

"So you can make me cum, that doesn't make you Jesus."
-Tori-

"I done told you once you son-of-a-bitch I'm the best there's ever been."
-Charlie Daniels Band-

"It's so easy to tell a lie, and it's so easy to run and hide, but it's not easy to be alive."
-Limp Biscut-

"Anger's today's fashion so sing another song about bashin someone's head in."
-Stroke 9-

"If you put your hands uopn her, you're a goner."
-Stroke 9-

"How many people wanna kick some ass? I do, I do."
-Stroke 9-

"I can't put my arms down!"
"Well you can put them down when you get to school."
-A Christmas Story-

"And I know life will tear you apart, and I know the darkest secret of your heart."
-Courtney Love, Hole-

"I want the life you think I have."
-Unknown-

"Cheerleadrs are dancers gone retarded."
-Bring It On-

"She woke in the morning. She knew her life had passes her by. She called out a warning. Don't ever let life pass you by."
-Incubus-

"I suggest we learn to love ourselves before it's made illegal."
-Incubus-

"You could see me reaching. Why coulnd't you meet me halfway?"
-Incubus-

"Well you're not homosexual, and you're definatly not heterosexual."
"What am I then? Bisexual?"
"No... you're just sexual."
-Unknown-

"I don't want to be your fall back rut anymore."
-Everclear-

"So I smoked some weed. What is that a crime or something?"
-Rene Zelwiger, Me, Myself, and Irene-

"You can't hear the buffalo coming if you don't put your ear to the ground."
"Look, I don't know what that means."
-Jim Carey and Rene Zelwiger, Me, Myself, and Irene-

"You stole my heart, now that's what really hurts."
-Rod Stewart-

"And I told you I didn't want my picture taken. You snapped it anyway. Now I guess you won't have trouble remembering me someday."
-Saves The Day-

"Looking at her reflection was like squinting in the sun."
-Saves The Day-

"Sex junike looking for a dealer."
-Everlast-

"He said that faith is like a glass of water. When you're young the glass is little so it's easy to fill. As you get older the glass gets bigger. The same amount of liquid doesn't fill it anymore. Periodicly the galss has to be refilled."
"You're suggesting I get filled?"
"In more ways than one. You need to get laid Bethany Sloane. You need a man if only for ten minutes."
"It's been my experience that the average man is never a man not even for ten minutes in his entire lifespan."
"That sounds a little militant. You think you'd join the other side?"
"Couldn't do it. Women are insane."
"Then you need to go back and ask God for a third option."
"I think God is dead."
"The sign of a true Catholic."

-Dogma-

"Most men think they are God. This one just happns to be right."
-Elizabeth Hurley, Bedazzled-

"I'm not a virgin anymore. I just thought you should know, darling I've been around. I've been up and down your block. In fact I have been all over town... You can call me what you will. Call me a slut, call me a jaded pill. Darling I just want you to know, I'm not a virgin anymore."
-Poe-

"So if you want to play dirty my darling I'm going to win."
-Poe-

"Fairy tales can not fool me anymore."
-Poe-

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