Products That Lead to the Dowfall of Man (and women) 1. Hair Plugs 2. Instant Breakfast 3. The Pet Rock 4. The Rubix Cube 5. Infomercials Most addictive substances 1. Frappachinos 2. Little Debbie brownies 3. Hot and sour soup 4. Borden's dutch chocolate milk 5. Jalapeno poppers Miracles of the 20th Centruy 1. The toilet that flushes automatically 2. The George Forman Grill (because the fat just dripps right off) 3. Duct tape 4. Post-It notes 5. The Clapper sound activated light switch Ways to tourment a cat 1. Put a piece of tape on their paw 2. Shine a laser light on their tail 3. Cover them in silly string 4. Tie a string with a bell on the end of it to their tail 5. Put a cracker with lots of peanut butter in it in their mouth |