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Here goes...
Nickname on IRC, ICQ, AOL or whatever?
Don't do chat
Name given at birth?
Jefrey Paul Jones
Nicknames?
Jeff; anyone who has ever called me JJ or Jonesy suffered horribly before I let them die
Favorite words or expressions used?
It doesn't work in written form, you have to see it.
Hometown?
Born in Akron, 18 years in Northampton Township.
Occupation?
Chemist. My business cards say "Technical Service Manager"
Current residence?
Ann Arbor, MI
Dream Job?
Beach bum
Dream place to live?
Maui
Croutons or bacon bits?
Neither. Salad doesn't need them.
Favorite salad dressing?
Oil and vinegar
Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Don't think so
Do you make fun of people?
Never (you idiot)
Favorite colors?
Blue. Because it's better than the other colors
Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
Not in the past 25 years (GW Bush reference; ha ha)
Favorite web sites?
Anything giving away free software, or free access to government publications.
Favorite singers/bands?
Laurie Anderson, Paul Simon, Talking Heads
Five of your favorite songs?
Don't like that question.
Favorite Book?
Last year I read "American Aurora" and it changed my life.
Movie?
Don't like movies
Hobbies?
Work
Toothpaste?
Crest
Favorite food?
Broccoli
Favorite car?
Don't like cars
Favorite town to chill in?
Not sure
Favorite icecream?
Breyers
Favorite non-alcoholic drink?
Water (sorry)
Favorite alcoholic drink?
Don't like alcohol
Shampoo or conditioner?
Shampoo
Adidas, Nikes, or Reebok?
Don't like hype
One pillow or two? Cotton or feather?
1, used to be feather, now whatever
Dogs or cats?
Prefer dogs, but have only a cat
Brains or beauty?
Partial to brains, but ruled by hormones like everyone else
Nick or Disney?
Nick
Jan or Marcia?
Don't like Bradys
Greg or Peter?
Which one slept with Florence Henderson?
Ginger or Marianne?
Don't like either
Mick or Keith?
Don't like the 'Stones
NY or CA.
CA except LA
Butter or PB?
PB probably
A cause I believe in.
Cancer; against it
A perfect Saturday:
Are we almost done?
My idea of luxury is...
Not getting email for a full week.
Favorite perfume/cologne?
Don't use it
Favorite subjects at school?
In school I liked science, but now I prefer history. In particular, the late 1700's.
Least favorite subject at school?
English, but only because of the advanced level of incompetence of Lewis, Budget, Nagel, etc.
Favorite sport to watch?
Don't like spectator sports now that roller derby is gone.
Humiliating moment?
Living it right this very minute
Craziest idea or silliest thing?
Believing that good will triumph over evil, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Do you get along w/ your parents?
For the most part, if we avoid Politics.
What do you look for in the opposite sex?
Found it
Quirky things about you?
Ask someone else; my opinion would be meaningless.
People would be surprised to know that...?
I used to do any drug that was offered to me, but now I don't even drink.
Before you die you'd like to...?
Finish this freaking questionnaire; are we almost done!?
Something great that happened to you?
I achieved my professional goal before I turned 30, and realized that I hated it. Now I have a job I like.
Something sad that happened to you?
Watching people I loved ruin their lives with drugs, and kill themselves. Does that count, since it really happened to them?
Heroes/role models?
Wow. I just realized that Dan Quayle will never be President... My heroes are all dead.
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