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TALL POPPIES
(Meldrum/Gelagin)
We will mock your verse
Well give the wooden spoon to the person who came first
You heat me up, you suss me out, you hold my hand
But its cold as a half night stand
As fulfilling as a tribute band
Your laughter sounds canned
(Go to the store and buy the seed)
Its as common as thumbs on hands
(Plant the seed somewhere sunny)
Dont talk to me
I think Im gunna burst
(Chop down plant with blunt machete)
Better give that wooden spoon to the person who came third
PENSIONER PARTY
(Gelagin)
from Matter
As if a pensioner party would
Ever go on past eight
As if a backbencher
Would ever venture
Across the floor
What if a man with vision
Helped a blind dog
to cross the road
And the same dog didn't
Sit up and beg he just
bit you on th eleg
would you want to explode?
It's getting on
And they know it can't be long
Still the pensioners party on
An open mind
Can be hard to find
At a KKK rally
At a university
Looks like a pensioner party |
