EIGHT
(Gelagin/Hanlon)
from the album Popcore

I don't feel safe
My lawyer looks a little drunk
He's a snake
He's got no clue about my case
I'm going to gaol
The number 7 is almost 8
But 7,000,000 is nothing like 8,000,000
Not by a long way
What a screwed up day
What do you think of the world
When you're 8
I want to wait
For some love and affection
Mostly just affection will grab my attention
It will suffice
It's useless in the day but in the night
It will suffice

THIEF
(Gelagin)
From the album Popcore by The Simpletons

Must have had bolt cutters
You think you got away but you'll get yours
You should have kept an eye on it was all my mother said

Luck is real, luck is real
Lost my wheels, lost my wheels

'Spewing 'bout my five finger discount
By tomorrow that blue bike will be brown
don't hand around me you sad dog, you won't be so lucky

Lost my land, lost my land
Lost my smokes, lost my guitar stand

Nothing cool about old school
there's no school, there's no school