In Space, no one can hear you
scream - or sing, for that matter. But that's alright with Nick Carter,
who's such a huge fan of the Alien movies that he wants to make his big
screen debut opposite of the nasty Alien Queen. "I'd love to star in the
next sequel," the soulful singer says. "I wanna shoot loads of aliens."
We can't think of anyone better to revitalize the sci-fi film serises.
The question is: Now that Sigourney Waver has given up the E.T. hunt, who
should be Nick's co-star? We offer our fantasy cast calling. |
Carmen
Electra:
The busty ex-Baywatch babe
wants to prove that she can handle acting assignments that call for more
than sunbathing and squatting. But could she really deal with an out-of-control
alien? Well, she did marry Dennis Rodman [kinda']. |
Courtney
Love:
The rowdy lead singer of
the rock group Hole pukes at Oscar parties, punches out photographers and
screams at her fellow bandmates in the airport. Finally, a human the Alien
Queen can relate too. |
Katie
Holmes:
Could Dawson's cutie crush
really play a butt-kickin' alien blaster? Sure! Acting is all about attitude,
and Katie has that in spades. Offers the TV sweetie: "My dad says, 'Do
your best. If they don't like it, piss on them.'" Sounds like the perfect
Alien 5 catch phrase to us. |
Britney
Spears:
The strutting asparagus
spear of a girl is the coolest pop tart on the planet - and bad enough
to be game for some serious hand-to-claw combat. The only problem: The
aliens are night crawllers, and Britney's cerfew is 11 p.m.! |
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--J-14 |