Deliciously Funny Quotes
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Today's quotes come from two articles blasting abbreviations and the companies that fuddle them.
About AT&T and their new campaign emphasizing the &:
"Thank goodness they've reminded us it's American Telephone AND Telegraph. Mustn't forget the highly profitable telegraph division."
"But this company didn't need a new graphic. It already has its Death Star globe, which has years and years of built-up brand equity."
About TCBY:
"Way back during the mid-1980s frozen yogurt wars, there was a chain called I Can't Believe It's Yogurt, which sued competing chain TCBY because the letters stood for This Can't Be Yogurt. Unperturbed, TCBY deftly shifted its underlying name to The Country's Best Yogurt, kept the well-established abbreviation, and went on its merry yogurt-peddling way. (Few of us now remember the third fro-yo warrior, YSCCMTTIIFY, which stood for: You Simply Cannot Convince Me That This Is in Fact Yogurt!)"
about YM:
"YM magazine was once Young Miss, then became Young and Modern, and is now Your Magazine. Frankly, those all suck--the last just as much as the first. Your Magazine? Could there be a blander title? Why not call it Hey, Here You Go, Have a Magazine?"
-All by Seth Stevenson, Slate Columnist
Posted by Eric
at 12:20 PM EDT