LYRICS

A Heartfelt Verse of Endearment

My Darling I just wanted to say

Since we last spoke I'm doing OK

I know your still thinking of me

& we'll get together when you're not so busy

              My Darling I hope you are well

              All my best to you for putting me through Hell

My Darling you didn't have to lie

Does being friends mean fucking other guys

They're the ones you said you couldn't stand

You said I was different, unlike any other man.

My Darling you said you weren't good enough for me

What if I slapped you around, would you still be with me

I know somewhere you're still thinking about me

we'll get together when your not so busy

Bad Example

I'm the bad example x3

your told to stay away from

I'm the bad example

your mother prays your safe from

Bad Example, I've had a handful

wanna sample my bad example- F You!

I'm the bad example

you chose to hang out with

I'm the bad example

don't ever doubt it

I'm the bad example your

Dad wants to hit my shit

I'm the bad example your

Dad is a hypocrite

I'm the bad example

your old enough to choose

I'm the bad example

you already had issues

BB Gun

I wanna shoot a B.B. Gun

People tell me it’s so much fun

It’s more exciting than cutting the grass

You can shoot cats & dogs in the ass

B.B. Gun B.B. Gun (x4)

I wanna shoot a B.B. Gun

I wanna point it at people & make them run

Pump it 10 times and aim with accuracy

Better watch out people say I’m crazy

I wanna shoot a B.B. Gun

I like to shoot after 10 shots of Rum

Go outside with it ready and loaded

Shot my yard so often it’s become eroded

Busted

Catholic Guilt

Forgive me Father for I have sinned

My last confession is now

I’ve atoned my misgivens

I’m ready for righteous living

But someone's got to show me how

I’m a mess

I’m a loser

Take my hand

I’m a user

On your knees

Say a prayer

Sing a Psalm

I don’t care

I’m a mess

I’m a loser

Take my hand

I’m a user

Guilt ridden for eternity

From this Catholic Hypocrisy

I ate your body drank your blood

Lit a candle in your name

Said a Hail Mary

Gave some money to your Charity

But I still feel the same

Cocktease

Every time you get me good and ready

You end up crossing your legs

And then you won’t uncross them

No matter how much I beg

Your always coming on hot to me

Then you cool back

Making me feel like a slave

That you keep tied on a rack

Cock Tease

Flashing, Teasing, Moaning, Weasing

 Setting up your bait

Sending me home with a bad case of blue balls

I got to go masturbate

Every time you get me good and ready

You end up crossing your legs

And then you won’t uncross them

No matter how much I beg

Your always coming on hot to me

Then you cool back

Making me feel like a slave

That you keep tied on a rack

Flashing, Teasing, Moaning, Weasing

 Setting up your bait

Sending me home with a bad case of blue balls

I got to go masturbate

Crowds

A thousand faces in the crowd

They all look the same

Rush hour rat race

Life styles so lame

Mr. Rogers takes his trolley

To the land of make believe

While I sit & struggle

To understand reality

I quit my job today

LSD & PCP

I rode the bus today

LSD & PCP

I got fucked up today

LSD & PCP

I'm not myself today

LSD & PCP

Dead and Stinking

Water is swimming around me but I am still

someone untie the rock from my neck

Water is swimming around me but I am still

someone pull me out I'm dead

* Chorus:

What was I thinking? X3

Dead and Stinking

I went for a drive, a quiet little ride

didn't even leave the garauge

I went for a drive, a quiet little ride

no one heard me cough

No note of reason, why say goodbye

someone should have made the call

No note of reason, why say goodbye

now my brains all over the wall.

Deep and Empty

I feel like the world is a happy fascist place

All I want is freedom and my own space

All I want is peace of mind to pacify the pain

But what I really need is deep inside my vains

        You Yeah You Man!

        You’re Deep and EMPTY!!!

I want you out of my face take your theories too

I regurgitate in your face all over your celestial views

I drove my mind to the outer limits of town

Just to slap a Punk Rock bitch who keeps putting me down

Don’t tell me you hope I find what I’m searching for

Don’t tell me because you know I’m getting board

Don’t talk to me Quit bringing me mental abuse

You know I’m not listening Now I’m breaking loose

Don' Question My Sexuality

Downsize

I became this way without asking

got all my clothes in laundry baskets

maybe it's time to realize

you need to downsize

Downsize

My life

5'by 5'

Downsize

You never know whats on the inside

My whole life in a 5' by 5'

maybe it's time to realize

you need to Downsize

Josh came up with a better plan

said all he needs is his homeless bag

maybe it's time to realize

you need to Downsize

We don't need a whole lot

we'll be happy with what we've got

maybe it's time to realize

you need to downsize

Father's Day

We never really got along - Fuck you - I'll probably get this wrong

Love me for better or for worse - I’m your son I’m not a curse

                             You make it hard to understand

                             Forget the boy, Ignore the man

                             You make it hard to want to stand

Now the tables have been turned - From the past I should have learned

I try to get inside your mind - It’s just a waste of fucking time

I'm trying...I'm trying...I'm trying

Don't turn away

We never really got along - Fuck you - I'll probably get this wrong

There's one thing you'll never hear me say - Happy Father's Day

First Stone

What would I know about a star that's being born

What would I know about a crown of thorns

*Chorus:

You're so rightous,rightous

but you're no fucking saint

You're so rightous,rightous

get the fuck out of my face

What would I know About a fire down below

what would I know About casting the first stone

Even I know All about temptation

Even I know You can't buy salvation.

Fuck Shit Up

Friday at the bar just got paid and I’m having a ball

Drinking beer, drinking whiskey, I’ll drink it all

My glass is getting empty I need another smoke

If the bartender doesn’t hurry I’m gonna explode

                When everybody's getting ready to pack it up

                I’m getting started to fuck shit up

Working all day just to live at night

When the music’s rockin’ I feel alright

I’m looking for some action I don’t wanna fight

Lookin’ for a girl to keep me up all night

Full Grown Lobotomy

I come by your house day & night

You tell me Fuck off get a life

My friends say I just need a hobby

All I want is a beer & a lobotomy

(Chorus)

Slice your head

Lobotomize until you’re Dead

The doctors messin’ with my frontal lobe

He set my thoughts into happy mode

Makin’ friends with the birds & the bees

Having conversations with the trees

(Chorus)

          Life is good in my padded cell

          And there’s lots of people to keep me swell

          But there is only one thing I need

          Electro Shock Therapy

          When the pleasantries start to drain

          They hook electrodes to my brain

          Jump start my cheerful thoughts

          And all the depression will be lost

          I have lots of friends inside here

          Some I can’t see but I only hear

          And I know that they are sincere

          After all I’ve known them all these years

          I get analysis in a group

          With several other nincompoops

          When I feel Like flying the coop

          They’ll shock my brain into soup

Gap Generation

Hey I've got a new fucking plan

To be the worlds best man

Gonna were Hilfiger clothes

Put on expensive cologne

I'm trying to understand

what makes him the better man

I only've got a couple of bucks

Perhaps I'm just shit out of luck

Chorus:    And I won't cut my hair

                I won't look back as you stare

                I won't buy expensive shoes

                I can see right through girls like you

Gonna go out and drink some beer

I'll even hang out with queers

lacing my shitkickers on

just to boot you out right after this song.

Happiness

The world is such a lovely place

People smiling right in my face

They say, "Hello" and "How Ya Been"

I just know they wanna be my friends

I wanna kill them I wanna kill them

They go out of their way to be nice to me

They just want me to be Happy

And when I'm sad they give me a hug

Then they tell me I am Loved

I wanna kill them I wanna kill them

Why must I be Happy (2x)

H-A-P-P Why must I be (4x)

HAPPY

Hell

I just used my last regret

I sure could use a cigarette

now I have nothing left

I sure could use something wet

I think I'm going to Hell

man I sure love to yell

gonna leave "The End" for someone else to tell

I think I'm going to Hell

I just lost my final bet

now I'm all that I have left

you'll never know the tests I've met

I sure could use something wet

You counted me when I did contend

In the end the needle was your only friend

but this ones not about miss Wright

I feel this way every fucking night

How

She got me in pieces big little pieces

Can’t make a connection she don’t want a connection

(Chorus)            Hey look at me now

                        You’re gonna see me how

                        If you want me now

                        I’ll show you how

I’d let her in my mind if she wouldn’t mind

Everytime I see her I want to be her

She’ll ask for directions I’ll give her directions

She can’t find a way out I don’t want her way out

Judas Priest

Junkie

When I was a little boy I had a big dream

I wanted to grow up and be a Junkie

Didn’t want to be a doctor or president

I wanted to grow up so I could sleep in piss

(Chorus)

Now everyone has the same old dream

We all want to be Junkie’s

Everyone is living the same old lie

We all want to be Junkie’s until the day we die

I didn’t play with Lincoln Logs or Toy Trains

I’d just pretend I was shooting junk into my veins

I didn’t have a dog or cat, just a special monkey

That’s the only pet you need when you’re a Junkie

Didn’t go to college or get no fancy degree

Learned everything I needed out in the street

My parents could be anymore prouder of me

All they ever wanted for there son is to be a Junkie

Kids

Laughter

I  hear it  -  You make it

I'm near it  - You Shake it

                 It’s   Laughter

Past your eyes  -  Deep inside

Your personal strife coincides

                 With Laughter

Let’s feel it together

Let ‘s steal it forever

                 It ‘s Laughter

A  sarcastic deed that no one needs

But it helps feed a ticklish lead

                To Laughter  

You release it  -  I grab it

You tease it  -  I slap it

                It’s Laughter

Faded pictures in a shoe box  

Brings back memories I had lost

                And Laughter

Life

One way in

No way out

(Chorus)     I Hate My Life

                (I Hate My Life)

                 I Hate My Life

                (My Life Sucks)

Everyday it's the same old thing

Same old problems

Same old situations

Everynight it's the same old thing

Same old songs

Same old situations

No More

Contained in depression

I build my own prison

A feeling of hopelessness

That leads to bad decisions

Tire of the anxiety & solitude

I tried suicide

That took too much effort so I'll

Do nothin' till I die

I take a pill for happiness

Another for the stress

I take a pill to wake me up

And one to help me rest

I don't want to see it x2

The fear & pity in your eyes

I don't want to see it

To see you turn away when I come by

I don't want to see it

To be there when the anger & the pressure meet

I don't want to see it x2

So I close my eyes and go to sleep

No Regrets

Not Guilty

Sitting in the back of a Police Car

For a little armed robbery that went way too far

Now I’m looking at 20 to life

When you commit the crime you have to pay the price

I’m not Guilty

I’ve been framed

I’m not Guilty

Sitting in the back of a prison cell

Everyday I’m living in Hell

Stupid Lawyer done lost my case

Now my life is just a waste

Strapped down to the electric chair

It’s been 20 years, You know life isn’t fair

Thirty seconds faster and I would have gotten away

To commit more crimes and kill more prey

Numb skulls

Motorcycle

One Consumer's Responsibility to the World

Woke up this morning

I took a shower

Went to the store

I bought some stuff!

I took the stuff home

I used it up

Went home to bed early

So I can do it again!

(Chorus)              I hate you you’re one of them (x4)

Went to more stores

Bought more stuff

I took it home

I used it all!

(Chorus)

OR

Wanna flower

Buy a flower

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                Money

                Money

                Just give me

                all your Money

                Money

                Money

                I need

                all your Money

Perfect

You tell me how to act

You tell me what to say

You tell me how to live

You tell me when to pray

You tell me how to dress

And who my friends should be

You tell me everything, but nothing that I need

You want me to be just like you

That’s the worst thing you could do

(Chorus)

Why don’t you want me to be myself

You want me to be someone else

Why don’t you like me as I am

You want me to be an Average Man

You tell me how to think

You tell me what to eat

You tell me when to wake up

And when to go to sleep

You tell me how to stand

You tell me what to read

You tell me everything, but nothing that I need

You want me to be just like you

That’s the worst thing you could do

Prenatal Care

Punch

I know you want some of my punch

                        I know your Thirsty

I know you want some of my fuck

I know you want me

Punchline

I lose a pill     I lost my Mind

Lose a pill lost my mind     No Good Times

Take a shot something strong     Take a drag and its gone

Lose a pill lost my mind     No Good Times   

                I’m living proof of the conception

                I suffer through the misdirection

                All I ever want I never need

                Cut me now   Cut me deep   Watch me bleed

I take a trip     I have a drive

Take a trip have a drive     I’m alive

Mental Vacation     Unchartered Destination

Solo Exploration     No prior education

Take a trip have a drive     I’m alive

When I add it up I wish I were dead

Find a way to satisfy the demons in my head

It’s not very long till they’re craving more

On the darkest streets I find a temporary cure

Every morning I fall out of bed

Just another day I wish I were dead

Every morning I fall out of bed

First a drink then a smoke then a swallow then a poke

I can’t find the Punchline in this Joke (x3)

And the Punchline isn’t funny in this Joke

Rip It Up

How you gonna play?  We’re Gonna Rip It Up!

Each and Everyday?  Never Gonna Give It Up!

If they lock you in a cage?  Then we’re Gonna Tear It Down!

And throw the keys away?   Burn that Mother To the Ground!

(Chorus)

Screw the politicians that make the rules.

It’s your life, it’s up to you.

Don’t give in, don’t conform

It’s your life, take control

How you gonna fight?  We’re Gonna Rip it Up!

Everyday and every night?  Never Gonna Give it Up!

When they hold you down?  Then we’re Gonna Break Free!

Bury you in the ground?  Kick that Mother in the Teeth!

How you gonna live?  We’re Gonna Rip It Up!

How you gonna give?  We’re Gonna Rip It Up!

Will you win the war?  We’re Gonna Rip It Up!

Gonna take control?  We’re Gonna Rip It Up!

Rock Star

It’s not about the music or having fun

It’s about your ego and some stupid trip you’re on

Your head’s grown so big it won’t fit in your anus

But that’s OK, because soon you’ll be famous

          You’re a Stupid

          Stupid   

          Stupid Rock Star

          That’s what you are

You show up right before your band goes on

Then you leave as soon as you’re done

You don’t care about any other bands

Because soon you’ll be touring across the land

Burn them

Blow them Up

Rip Off their Heads

Poke them with sticks too make sure they’re dead

Choke them

Hack them Up

Drive them Insane

Make them be the next Curt Cobain

You got the right clothes and the pompous attitude

Your tattoos and piercings make’s you one cool dude

Your head’s grown so big it won’t fit in your anus

But that’s OK, because soon you’ll be famous

Satan Worships Me

Sure I went to college

and studied Demonology

But I don’t worship Satan

Satan Worships Me

Oh, I’m so Evil   

I’m Evil as can be.

But I don’t worship Satan

Satan Worships Me

You all know I posed for playgirl

I’m the playmate of the century

But I don’t Worship Satan

Satan Worships Me

Soon I’ll be the President

Of this Demonocracy

But I don’t Worship Satan

Satan Worships Me

I won 37 Oscars

I’m a star of the silver screen

But I don’t Worship Satan

Satan Worships Me

But I don’t Worship Satan

Satan Worships Me

Oh I am so Wealthy

I have more money than Oprah Winfrey

But I don’t Worship Satan

Satan Worships Me

Serial Killer

you treat me like this is a game

you turn me on then turn me away I

'm not your average psychopath

this isn't a game you'd understand

I try to run from a feeling deep inside

all that I find is it's a waste of fucking time      serial,serial,serial,serial killer!

I followed you into the park

you went for a run, it's almost dark

I forced you into my van

I want your skin for my pants

I got you tied to a chair

you look at me like your scared

I lick the tears from your eye

this gets me off while you die

now that the cops have found your remains

I'm gonna plead I'm insane

I'm not your average psychopath

this isn't a game you'd understand

Smoke Drink Fuck Die

Smoke

Drink

Fuck

Die

Suicide Exemption

wanna be a doctor

wanna be a fireman

wanna be a ballerina

wanna be a astronaut

wanna be in a movie

wanna join a band

wanna be your boyfriend

wanna get in your pants

don't tell me i mean something

when your wearing some other guys ring

all i want is some love and affection

or just give me a suicide exemption

Technicolor Jesus Christ

We see you on TV

We hear your every prayer

You’re talking about Jesus Christ

But I don’t think you care 

You say Jesus has saved you soul

But he hasn’t saved mine

I thought Jesus died upon the cross

To save all of mankind

(Chorus)

You’re a picture tube preacher

You’re no Technicolor Jesus Christ

You want me to send my money in

So you can save my life

You pray to god in heaven above

As you prey upon the weak

When you die you’ll burn in hell

Cause Heaven’s for the meek

Now Religion has made you famous

Richer than king

Is this the type of Salvation

That Jesus Christ Brings

The Emperor's New Clothes

I went as her and she as me,

I'm sedated and I don't care

Crystal mist in my head,

I'm sedated and I don't care.-

                        She’s got the way to please me man,

                        Number nine and counting

                        I'm a cross dressing emperor man.

A friend can be a friend’s best friend,

It's not important-what I wear,

Take it off and I’m still me

I'm sedated and I don't care.

The Rules

Went to see a show last Saturday

It was MSP with LGA

Made it in the back with a 6 pack of Coors

When I opened one up, Bob threw me out the Door saying

(Chorus)

No Smoking      No Drinking      No Morons    (4x)

I’m a short little midget into street punk

I only go to shows to beat people up

Right in the middle of Jethro’s set

I started throwing punches when they grabbed me by the neck saying

I’m not only Sexy, but I’m also wise

I always tell the truth, never lies

The good times won’t last they’ll be destroyed by fools

Because they couldn’t follow these simple Rules

Thing On My Penis

Woke up this morning what did I see

Oh my God, my sheets are green

(Chorus) I got a thing on my Penis

Went to the bathroom had to pee

Hurt so bad that it made me scream

Broke up with Brenda don’t see her no more

On her lip is a big ol’ sore

Went to the Doctor to get me a cure

Shook his head and said, “Son you’re Fucked”

Things to Do When You're Home Alone

Drink beer

Get drunk

Get naked

Party!

Get Drunk

Smoke Pot

Get Wasted

Party!

Get Drunk

Get Stoned

Get Naked

Party!

True Love

Is this the real me

suffering to be

this self inflicted torture

is all because of me

This is true Love!

My face is busted open

"I love you" like we're joking

in this moment you are soaking

I'm in love but I'm choking

This situation is pointless

what I really need is ointment

to heal me from your torment

your a fucking disappointment

I could go on and on

your right where you belong

away from me

I am set free

Wasted Time

Drink beer

Get drunk

Get naked

Party!

Get Drunk

Smoke Pot

Get Wasted

Party!

Get Drunk

Get Stoned

Get Naked

Party!

We Love Cops

We Love Cops (8x)

Domestic Violence was the call

Three Shots Fired Three Cops Fall

Two Cops Wounded One Cop Gone

I want to Thank the Police for Protecting us All

We Love Cops (8x)

Another routine traffic stop

While approaching the car guns started to pop

Officer down was his final call

I want to Thank the Police for Serving us All

We Love Cops (8x)

White Slave Trade

White Slave Trade

Betty

I sold Betty

I miss Betty

I want Betty

Give back Betty

Whoa

Really don’t give a fuck

Still I take my best shot

Gonna give it all I got

Right on to the top

Whoa

No

She’s a Dog

She’s a Ho