I was not lying.
I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.
-Richard Nixon (discussing Watergate)
A friend is somebody who will help you move. A real friend is someone who
will help you move a body.
-Anon
It matters not whether
you win or lose, only whether I win or lose.
-Darrin Weinberg
Only two things are
infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-Albert Einstein
I do not feel obliged
to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
-Galileo Galilei
Some cause happiness
wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
I would have made
a good Pope.
-Richard Nixon
Copy from one source,
it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
-Wilson
Mizner
I think it would
be a good idea.
-Mahatma Gandhi (discussing Western Civilisation)
The President has
kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
-George Stephanopolous (discussing Bill
Clinton)
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
-Groucho
Marx
A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better
lawyer.
-Robert Frost
I havent failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work.
-Thomas Edison
This is like deja vu all over again.
-Yogi Berra
Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them
serious.
-Alan Minter
During my time in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating
the internet.
-Al Gore
Solutions are not the answer.
-Richard Nixon
The rumours of my death are greatly exaggerated.
-Mark Twain
Either
this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
-Groucho Marx
This
isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
-Wolfgang Pauli
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope
it's nothing trivial.
-Irvin
S. Cobb
