I had a slushie and my brain froze.
I made a papier mache shrine of you
and I ran out of paper, so I used
my homework.
I was working on my Spanish homework so much,
when I got to yours, I
couldn't think in English.
I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.
Teacher:Where is you're homework? You:Do
my boobs look bigger?
My mom thought it was toilet paper.
Some aliens from outer space borrowed
it so they could study how the human brain worked.
I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly
moved away.
I left it in my shirt and my mother put
the shirt for washing.
A sudden wind blew it out of my hand
and I never saw it again.
The lights in our house went out, and
I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.
Another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped
in to rescue him but unfortunately my homework drown.
I used it to fill a hole in my shoe,
you wouldn't want it now.
My father had a nervous breakdown and
he cut it up to make paper dolls.
I didn't do it, because I didn't want
the other kids in the class to look bad.
