:

A doctor in Mount Sterling,  Kentucky,  allowed his wife to mis-
manage a vaccination program,  causing a flu outbreak  and  oth-
er ailments in Kentucky, Indiana and Ohio (the Kentucky Board
of Medical Licensure (sic) placed him on five years of probation
and ordered him to pay $5,000 for delegating to someone without
a medical license).
                                                         [courtesy Columbus Republic]

Steuben County Sheriff's officers identified the body of a Mich-
igan woman found dead in field in 1999.
 
                                                     [courtesy Columbus Republic]

timtaylr.jpg South Bend's most wanted (Michiana Crime Stoppers): Timothy Taylor, WM, 5'7", 145 lbs, meth; Melvin Mitchell, WM, 5'7", 160 lbs, auto theft; Deandre Mosley, BM, 5'9", 150 lbs, burglary; Tyler Crawford, BM, 5'6", 180 lbs, carrying gun w/o a lic.

A tick lodged on a Floyd County electrical worker's eye-
ball, and a doctor popped it off.
                                                               [courtesy WKYT]

When no one showed up for two little boys' birthday par-
ty in Florence, someone called police; and the police and
fire departments came to rescue the party.

                                                              [courtesy LEX18]

rameypot.jpg Lexington's most wanted: Nathaniel Ramey, WM, 25, 5'9", 150 lbs, mere smirking; Melissa Potter, WF, 36, 5'4", 130 lbs, beer jerking; Heather Campbell, WF, 36, 5'4", 130 lbs, beer jerking; TRhomas Shuck, WM, 31, 5'8", 160 lbs, tear smirking; Shakela Green, BF, 37, 5'6", 125 lbs, fear lurking; Jason Caudill, WM, 38, 6'0", 280 lbs, criminal distress (pulled kicking and screaming from the Herald-Leader)

Classic quotations of the Wheat (June 14, 2017):                                                                                 "Stop the grinnin' and drop the linen."                                                                                                                       – Leonard Simon

rayrevel.jpg Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas): Ray Revells IV, BM, 41, 6'4", 175 lbs, tattoo left arm "Original Player" Probation violation; Angela Sue Trant, a/k/a Angela Sue Bashline, WF, 38, 5'3", 150 lbs.:  Probation violation; Vincent Eugene Currie Jr., BM, 28, 5'8", 130 lbs, probation violation (Sedgwick County Sheriff: "call 316-267-2111, or you may leave a tip using the P3 Tips app; noo one will ask your name")

bretcame.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita, Kansas): Bret Cameron Henderson, WM, 24, 5'4", 120 lbs, Obstruction/retaliation; Antonio Fuerte Jr., HM, 5'7", 170 lbs, bond rev. (DWI); Carolyn Jean Johnson, BF, 63, bond canceled (poss. contr. substances); Ashley Nicole Murphy, WF, 30, 5'2", 97 lbs, bond forf. (c.s.); Michael Deon Wright, BM, 52, 5'9", 185 lbs, family assault (Wichita Falls Crime Stoppers, Texoma's most wanted fugitives of the week)

Police in Braintree, Massachusetts, implored criminals to desist until the
heat wave is over. . . .  7-Eleven pledged $7,111 to a college fund for the
7-pound 11-ounce baby born at 7:11 p.m. on July 11. .  .  .  A 2-year-old
boy drove himself to the Chisago County Fair in Minnesota  on  his  toy
tractor. . . . What began as a quiet family dinner at home quickly escala-
ted into a front-yard brawl in  Bedford, Virginia:  Mark Turner,  56,  his
girl friend,  her son and his girl friend  had retired to the front yard after
dinner when an argument broke out between the two men about whether
Chevrolet or Ford makes better vehicles. According the Commonwealth
Attorney Turner pulled out a knife but ended up slashing his girl friend’s
back as she tried to calm the situation. Then he went inside and retrieved
a  gun,  but as his girl friend again tried to get between him  and her son,
he shot her five times in the leg and her son once in the arm, and two of
his stray bullets hit the son's girl friend in the  back  and  cheek.  Finally
Turner barricaded himself in the house, where police eventually shot him
with a beanbag round and took him into custody. . . . Three dancers at the
Foxy Lady strip club in Providence,  Rhode Island,  were arrested for of-
fering sex for money – but Lindsay Hoffmann, 39, was cleared:  The on-
ly testimony against her  was  that she told an undercover cop  he  could
get anything he wanted for $300, but Judge Melissa DuBose that the of-
fer could not be defined as sexual.  "Anything" could mean anything. . . .
Two men and a woman stuffed several colonoscopes,  worth  $450,000,
into their backpacks at a medical center in Philadelphia; but "this is not
something a typical pawn shop might accept,  said Police Detective Sgt.
Michael Vice, who as speculating it might be an inside job. . . . Miss Mi-
chigan, Kathy Zhu, 19, a University of Michigan student and vice presi-
dent of the school's College Republicans, had her title and tiara stripped
after a week "due," she said, "to my refusal to try on a hijab in 2018, my
tweet  about  black-on -black  gun  violence  and  'insensitive'  statistical
tweets," including ""Did you know the majority of black deaths are caus-
ed  by  other blacks?  Fix problems within your own community first be-
fore blaming others." . . . The Clutterbook Facebook page of the Illinois
Republican County Chairmen's Association  broadcast  a  meme  of  the
four minority Congressmen under attack by President Dump labeled the
"Jihad Squad." . . . Prince  Harry  and Duchess Meghan  caught  hell  for
wishing Prince George, 6, a happy birthday without mentioning his name
or title. . . . Mew  New  York  became the first state to prohibit declawing
cats. . . . In two store surveys,  Family  Dollar  was found to be the cheap-
est, Dollar Tree next, and Dollar General to have the best selection. . . . A
$12 million settlement was revealed in Neil Armstrong's family's  wrong-
ful  death  suit against a hospital. . . . The West Palm Beach, Florida, gov-
ernment played two annoying songs – "Baby Shark" and "Raining Tacos"
– loud outside a pavilion to deter homeless people from sleeping there.. . .
The municipal code of Berkeley, California, was amended to change all
mentions of "manhole"  to  "maintenance  hole." . . . The secretary of Io-
wa's Human Resources Department said he was fired for his expressions
of love of Tupac Shakur. . . .  A trucker bit a snake that had bitten him in
Gujarat, India; both died. . . . An "emotional support" dog bit a flight at-
tendant on an Envoy Air flight from Dallas, Texas, to Greensboro, North
Carolina. .  .  .  Three University of Mississippi fraternity boys were sus-
pended from Kappa Alpha after a photo surfaced showing them holding
rifles by a memorial sign for Emmett Till,  riddled with bullets,  outside
Glendora,  Mississippi.  .  .  .  A little boy bruised his right hand riding a
baggage conveyor belt at the airport in Atlanta, Georgia.

                                                                [courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]
Gems from Harper's index:

Factor by which users of marijuana edibles are more likely to require emer-
gency care than marijuana smokers:  33. . . . Percentage of American who
report experiencing stress during "a lot of" the previous day:  55. . . . Fac-
tor by which men are more likely than women to have sexual dreams  in-
volving multiple partners:  2. . . . By which women are more likely than
men to have sexual dreams about a public figure: 2. . . . Number of times
by which the brand name FUCT was said aloud during Supreme Court ar-
guments about its trademark status:  0.

No, it's not Bonnie Raitt; it's John Prine (and it was not "after"
a medical emergency, it was to undergo a stent implant).   An-
other photo with the same caption showed Prine and Lyle Lov-
ett.  [discourtesy Windstream.net]

Tom Brady was dad-shamed for leaping off a cliff into the wa-
ter holding his young daughter by the hand. . . .

erikwhit.jpg Celebrity lookalikes: Whitney Hay, Elizabethtown (Ky.) High school, Erika Brady, Western Kentucky University professor of folklore

sylliaan.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Deborah Ramirez,25, pub. int.; Dorothy Sylliaasen, 44, marij.; Christy Thompson, 22, false report; Bailey Smith, 29, con. sub.; Autumn Thrower, 19, marijuana; Kristen Reyes, 31, c.s.; Kathryn McWilliams, 33, forgery; Alison Arteaga, 29, family ass.

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Steve Yates wrote Sun 7/7/19 @15:15 CDT:

It was Thomas Jefferson's aerial photographs  of Kentucky
that established the Buffalo Trace on the internet (so much
for Al Gore).

Five homes were destroyed in a fire in the  Lindberg  Village
subdivision of West Lafayette. . . .

A stolen car struck a police car on U.S. 30 in Whitley County,
killing a police dog.
                                                 [courtesy Columbus Republic]

iwant719jpg Wanted Crime Stoppers of Central Indiana up to $1,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of any suspect on this poster July 1, 2019, Terald Blakey, burglary; Porfirio Abrego, domestic battery; Beverly Huddleston, robbery; Tyree Sisk, robbery; Krystal Gonzalez, burglary; Benjamin Abrego-isidro, battery; Richard Hambrick, robbery; James Williams, possession of cocaine,George Acevedo, theft; Justen Butler, burglary; Channel Towns, theft; Carlos Vergara, robbery

in Bowling Green, by police who discovered ads for two massage
parlors in sex forums on line,  on charges of prostitution, massag-
ing without a license and engaging in organized crime. . . . Camp
Horsin' Around in Boyle and Mercer counties says it "lets kids be
kids." . . . A man was found driving with a canister of radioactive
uranium,  a  rattlesnake,  and  an  open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe
whiskey  in  Guthrie  County,  Oklahoma  (and told police he was
headed  for the Highway of Holiness Church  in  Hardin  County,
Kentucky). . . . A semi-trailer carrying pigs overturned at I-64-71
in Louisville, killing 110.
                                            [courtesy LEX18]

massagep.jpg Lu Yanying, Huadi Chen, Li Jionggang, Lu Caiyuan

roycehum.jpg Lexington's most wanted (dragged kicking and screaming from the Herald-Leader): Royce Humphrey, WM, 36: Sniffin' the wrong women; Jamie Warren, WF, 41, 5''1", sniffed; Joshua Stone, WM, 34, sniffin' his own hair

Classic quotations of the Wheat (Simon said July 2, 2017):          "A pretty woman looks better naked than dressed in purple."                                                                                                                     – Leonard Simon

craigeug.jpg Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas): Craig Eugene Bauer, WM, 58, 6'3", 300 lbs, theft; Amanda Latrese Hubbard, BF, 5' 3", 39, 150 lbs, prob. viol. (opiates); Stephanie Nickole Wynn, a/k/a Neavaha Moldovan, WF, 26, 5'4", 160 lbs, tattoos left shoulder, left ear, prob. viol. (poss. firearm by felon); Anthony Denise Jocella, BF, 36, 5'6", 190 lbs, tattoos rt. arm, left shoulder, forgery; Sam Singvilay, AM, 29, 5'3":, 175 lbs, prob. viol. (opiates (Sedgwick County Sheriff)

ethandan.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita, Kansas): Ethan Dan Torrez, HM, 20, 6'2"m 256 lbs, prob.vi. (pos.); Jacob Wesley Cook, WM, 18, 5'7", 195 lbs, indec. w/child; Tedrick Oduwule, BM, 29, 6'3", 245 lbs, bond forf. (mj); Shaielle Deann Gay, BF, 30, 5'5", 180 lbs, theft (Texoma's most wanted fugitives of the week, courtesy Wichita Falls Crime Stoppers)

mistcast.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Teas, Sheriff): Misty Castillo, 29, possession; Gabrianna Dominguez, 25, DWOL; Kala Ingram, 37, forgery; Aimee Martin, 36, dng. drug; Rayanna Weissand, 29; Miaeshe Brown, 24; Fam. ass.; Melanie Baker, 29, family assault; Kerry Frederick, 48

The Clay County, Tennessee, Jail does not have room for women prison-
ers;  so it shackles them to chairs in a hallway. . . . J'aime  Brown,  at  7
pounds 11 ounces, was born at 7:11 p.m. on July 11 (7/11)  in St. Louis,
Missouri  (and,  no,  this was not in a contest sponsored by the conveni-
ence store chain). . . . A man detained in the back of a police car in nor-
thern Ohio called 911 for air conditioning. . . . Chance the Snapper alli-
gator was finally captured after a week roaming the Humboldt Park la-
goon in Chicago, Illinois, by an expert imported from Florida. . . . Ma-
rilyn, 88, and Herbert DeLaigle, 94, of Waynesboro, Georgia, died the
same day after 71 years of marriage. . . . Police in Tennessee asked lo-
cals not to flush their drugs down the toilet to avoid turning alligators
into "meth-gators." . . . A Detroit,  Michigan,  policeman was charged
with asking women for their telephone numbers in exchange for drop-
ping tickets against them. . . . Police were called on a 10-year-old boy
selling "ICE COLD root BEER" on the street in Brigham City, Utah.

                                                               [courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]

A poll showed that one man out of eight believes he could win
a tennis point against Serena Williams. . . .

bbhotties.jpg Whieney Hay, Elizabethtown, co-player of the year; Natalie Pierce, South Warren; Sarah Hale, Logan County; Mason Towery, Allen County - Scottsville; Kendall Wingler, Meade County; Bailey Pedigo, Barren County; Amelia Hodgees, Bethleham

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J. Ewing wrote Sat 7/6/19 @16:39 EDT:

Most people don't know this, and I'm so happy
I can enlighten you.

The band Jefferson Airplane was named after
the aircraft that Thomas Jefferson flew in the
Revolutionary War  –  and Jefferson Starship
was the craft he later flew in the first   Space
Force.

Archaeologists are just now beginning to un-
cover  the  extensive runway  at  Monticello,
which appears to be of a very advanced form
of construction for its day.

People   have  always wrongly subscribed to
the  "fake  news"  that a "Jefferson Airplane"
was actually a joint in a makeshift roach clip
fabricated from a cardboard match.  

If you don't believe these known truths, you
can go ask Alice.

Steve Yates wrote @16:01 Sun 7/7/19:

Is Prince Archie's middle name Bunker?  I
can't wait for Princess Edith!

The Indianapolis Cathedral High School teacher fired for being in
a same sex marriage sued the archdiocese for interference with his
employment contract, renewed May 21 (he settled with the school,
but settlement terms were not disclosed).
                                                                   [Columbus Republic]
           

nicoesco.jpg South Bend's most wanted: Nico Escobedo, HM, 5'11", 135 lbs, burglary (Michiana Crime Stoppers)

A man was arrested in Richmond for asking a 15-year-old
girl to model underwear for him.
                                                                 [courtesy LEX18]

Jim Beam whiskey spilled in the Woodford County barrel
house fire reached the Ohio River, leaving many dead and
happy fish.
                                                  [Lexington Herald-Leader]

shaniceb.jpg Lexington' most wanted: Shanice Burgess, BF, 40, 5'10", 170 lbs, salty gravy with big-ass biscuits; Alyssa Jordan, BF, 25, 5'11", 135 lbs, said no to undercover cop; Jonathan Runions, 24, 6'4", 190 lbs, wimp; Oshawn Austin, BF, 25, 5'6", 210 lbs, Yorkshire hog, soliciting; Lacretia Sniffen, WF, 46, 5'4", 115 lbs, refused to swallow (pulled kicking and screaming from the Herald-Leader)

                                                         

tiffanyw.jpg Arrested in Abilene (Texas, not Kansas): Tiffany Ann Warr, WF, 36, 5'11", 280 lbs, Yorkshire hog, morphine; Elihah James Perez, HM, 17, 5'3", 125 lbs, firearm theft; Amy Katherine Beckham, WF, 27, 5'0", 165 lbs, robbery (Abilene Crime Stoppers)

drakells.jpg Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas): Drake Ellsworth Krause, WM, 31, 5'11", 180 lbs, prob. viol. (DUI, flight); Malia Taniece McNeal, BF, 22, 5'5", 180 lbs, Yorkshire hog (but a hottie), opiates and marijuana; Jordan Ravel Brown, BM, 27, 5'8", 140 lbs, tattoos both arms and chest, prob. viol. (c.s.) (Sedgwick County Sheriff)

diedrash.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita, Kansas): Anthony Scott Kelley, HM, 23, 5'10", 180 lbs, probation viol. (possession); Diedra Sharna Embers, BF, 27, 5'0", 125 lbs, pr. viol (poss.); Gina Blackburn, WF, 52, 5'5", 125 lbs, probation violation (DUIx3); Levi Anthony Dewberry, WM, 31, 6', 225 lbs, prob. viol. (inj. to child); Dwight Allen Haywood, BM, 65, 5'11", 174 lbs, probation violation (theft) (Wichita Falls Crime Stoppers)

Classic quotations of the Wheat (Simon said June 11, 2017): "You can leave your buddy, but don't take his car.  (You can   take his wife.)"                                                                                                                                                              – Leonard Simon

Deaths:               H. Ross Perot, 89               Joao Gilberto, 88               Rip Torn, 88               Jim Bouton, 80               Anthony "Barry" Cecil, 51               Elite Elliott, 35                                         [Louisville Courier-Journal]

January the Cat-a-log   July 7:  Cat-a-wumpus (entire week)

A 45-year-old man died of a hundred dog bites in Lake Placid, Florida. . . .
Police in Lufkin, Texas, arrested a 17-year-old girl who licked the inside of
a tub of Blue Bell ice cream at a Wal-Mart and put it back in the freezer. . . .
A 65-year-old convenience store worker in Indian Shores, Florida was arres-
ted for urinating in a rival store's ice bucket used to make ice cream, picking
her nose  and putting her snot-glazed hands in the product,  and then spitting
into the containers. . . . A woman at a Wal-Mart in Wichita Falls, Texas, ate
half a cake walking the aisles  and refused to pay for any of it  but what was
left when she got to the counter. . . . A white man just out of prison, arrested
for stabbing a 17-year-old black boy to death in a store parking lot in Peoria,
Arizona, said he did it because the teen was listening to rap,  and it threaten-
ed him. . . .  Goats were found to distinguish emotions in others' bleats.

                                                                       [courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]

It was hard to tell whom you were rooting for  in the Wimbledon
semifinals tennis match between Simona Halep of Romania  and
Elita Svitolina of the Ukraine.   They look exactly alike.     Halep
won 6-1, 6-3, and went on to beat Serena Williams in the final, 6-
2, 6-2.   The American Williams beat Barbora Strýcová,  a Czech,
6-1, 6-2,  in the semis, but lost her bid for a 24th grand slam tour-
nament victory to tie her with Margaret Smith Court. . . .
 

Fans at a sports bar in Lyon, France, shouted "Fuck Trump"
when the U.S. women won soccer's World Cup. . . .

Five bull runners were gored in Pamplona, including a 23-
year-old man from Florence, Kentucky.

joshuapu.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Joshua Purdey, 30, resisting arrest; Jeanette Martinez, 24, theft; Alexis Ortiz, 22, theft; Samantha Carroll, 39, aggr. ass.; Bryan Donaldson, 22, possession; Joanne Rojas, 48, theft; Veronica Cerritos, 42, tresp.; Sabrina Guerra, 38, family assault; Mario Delarosa, 24, child sex

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Alumni,  students and other supporters of Cathedral High School  gath-
ered outside the headquarters of the Indianapolis Roman Catholic Arch-
diocese to protest the firing of a teacher in a same-sex marriage.

                                                                    [courtesy Indianapolis Star]

A new law makes  revenge  porn  a misdemeanor for a first offense,  a
felony for a second.
                                                                               [Columbus Republic]

ronaldun.jpg South Bend's most wanted are back! Ronald Underwood, WM, 5'11", 175 lbs, leaving the scene; Nicole Frederick, WF, 5'5", 130 lbs, burglary, meth and criminal acne; Devin Meyers, BM, 5'10", 220 lbs, carrying a handgun without a license (Michiana Crime Stoppers)

Quotations of the Wheat: "Damn!  I was born in a crossfire hurricane, and it seems   like I just woke up in a brown yellow haze."                                                                            – Leonard Simon

Dumb news from Kentucky:         Cherry the Cow, 15, of         Cynthiana,      pictured         three  days  before  the         birth of twins, took sec-         ond  place in  the  Ani-         mals   division  of  the         2019  Kentucky Living         magazine photography         contest. . . .         Lightning  struck  and         killed   two   cows   in         Garrard County. . . .

Two barrel houses and all their whiskey went up in flames
at Jim Beam's in Woodford County. . . .
                                                                  [courtesy LEX18]

jaseanab.jpg Lexington's most wanted: Christian Sims Jr., BM, 23, 6.0", 180 lbs, featured fugitive of the week, burglary, theft of services; Jaseana Bigelow BM, 27, 5'7" 123 lbs, fishin' on co. time; Edwina Moore, BF, 47, failed to meet height & weight reqs.; Lacretia Sniffen, WF, 5'4", 115 lbs, snffin' strangers' underpants; Joseph Williams, WM, 59, 6'3", 170 lbs, sniffin' Lacretia (dragged kicking and screaming from the Herald-Leader)

Deaths:               Lee Iacocca, 94               Arte Johnson, 90               Tyler Skaggs, 27               Eula Mae Yewell Hayes, 89               Robin' Deon F. O'Bryant, 17               Su OK Yi, 68                                         [Louisville Courier-Journal]

January the Cat-a-log   June 30:  Cat-a-mongus      July 1:  Cat-a-wumpus

                     

salzupan.jpg Arrested in Abilene (Texas, not Kansas): Johnny Earl Lewis, WM, 55, 5'10", 190 lbs, child sex. ass.; Ambrya Hope Salas, BF, 19, 5'9", 240 lbs, aggrav. robbery; Cassandra Nicole Zupan, WF, 27, 5'0", 165 lbs, Yorkshire hog, meth (Abilene Crime Stoppers)

tracylyn.jpg Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas): Traci Lynn Schaeffer, WF, 47, 5'8", 180 lbs, burglary,theft; Quintana Renée Martinez, WF, 22, 5'3", 200 lbs, Yorkshire hog, aggravated battery; Melissa Jean Heinzman, WF, 45, 5'3', 120 lbs, officer ass. (Sedgwick County Sheriff)

micgreve.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita, Kansas) Texoma's most wanted fugitivees of the week: Michele Greve, WF, 38, 5'1", 110 lbs, bond revoc. (poss. cont. subs.); John D. McCampbell, BM, 31, 6'1", 270 lbs, probation viol. (resist.); Maria Hernandez-Perez, HF, 27, 5'2", 267 lbs, Yorkshire hog, probation violation (theft); Timothy Sequine, WM, 57, 6'0", 300 lbs, prob. viol. (assault by sitting, contr. s.); Shallyn Manning, BF, 31, 5'3", 150 lbs, prob. viol (poss. of controlled substance in a drug-free zone) (Wichita Falls Crime Stoppers)

Pascagoula,  Mississippi,   placed  a historical marker near
the river where two men said they were abducted by aliens
in 1973. . . .  The 24-year-old woman who left a $5,000 tip
at a restaurant in  Clearwater,  Florida,  said it was because
the  waitress  was grieving over the loss of her dog;  but  it
turns out that the tip, on her boy friend's credit card, was to
get back at him  for not buying her an airplane ticket home
to New York. . . . The driver of a hearse got off with a war-
ning in  an  HOV  lane  on I-15 in Nevada – "Dead people
don't count as car-pool passengers," the trooper told him. . . .
A woman was jailed in San Juan County, New Mexico, for
shooting, beating and starving some of her 15 children and
boiling a litter of puppies. . . .  A  barista  asked  six police-
men to leave a Starbucks in Tempe, Arizona,  for making a
customer uncomfortable.
                                           [courtesy LEX18, HuffPost, AP]

danielal.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green, Texas, County Sheriff): Michael Clark, 60; Dan8iela Lira, 22, dealing cont. subs.; Kristen Moore, 27, public drunk; Rhea Valdez, 43, inj. child; Brittany Morris, 26, inj. to child; Alice Rodriguez, 36, mj.; Jennifer Word, 27, ATV on rd.; Keith Meek, 22, solicit minor

                       

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