Gary Logsdon, a veteran "code breaker" for the U.S. Army in Germany,
wrote Weds 7/21/21 @13:27 CDT re a New Yorker crossword puzzle
clue "name that's 'REALIGNED' realigned" with answer "GERALDINE":
That one is hard to get to! The New Yorker is getting out to the "fringes."Editor's note: The same day, the Los Angeles Times crossword puzzle had a
On my best day as a "code breaker," I would have had difficulty with that
one, even in Russian or German!
clue "language in which 'w' and 'y' are vowels," and the answer was "Welsh."
Tested positive, 767,812; died, 13,965.
[courtesy N.Y. Times]
michealh.jpg South Bend's most wanted: Derrick Lane, BM, 5'7", 160 lbs, auto theft; Micheal Hubbard, BM, 6', 230 lbs, fraud (Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.)
The Monroe County Prosecutor dropped his case against a wo-
man charged with hit-and-run crash after learning she died.
[courtesy Columbus Republic]
Tested positive, 475,351; died, 7,355 .
[courtesy N.Y. Times]
Senator Rand Paul suggested that the Department of Justice
should consider a "criminal referral" against Dr. Anthony Fau-
ci (see also).
[courtesy Louisville Courier-Journal]
couseyjf.jpg Lexington's most wanted: Jeffrey A. Cousey, BM, 36, 5'10", 180 lbs, DUI, evading arrest; Torrey Lamont Higgins, BM, 21, 5'04", 145 lbs, stalking, EPO violation (Bluegrass Crime Stoppers)
Quotations of the Wheat (Simon said): "Excuse me, miss, but, how much for the little girl?" |
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Dog of the
week: BasenjiThey don't bark; they yodel. |
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Borf 's weekly BONUS:
corrales.jpg Wichita Falls' Criminal Cathedral Choir: Joseph El-Hage, WM, 34, 5'11", 188 lbs, family assault of pregnant person (tenor); Viictoria Corrales, HF, 30, 5'4", 156 lbs, probation violation (control. subst.) (soprano); Jeremy Roe, WM, 28, 5'11", 222 lbs, prob. viol. (robbery) (baaritone); Noemy Jarlamillo, HF, 43, 5'3", 146 lbs, prob. violation (fraud) (alto); Hayden O'Malley, HM, 35, 5'7", 172 lbs, prob. viol. (intox. vehicle assault) (tenor)jonriley.jpg Jonathan Riley, WM, 24, 6'6", 170 lbs, prob. viol. (theft) (bass); Amanda Douglas, WF, 27, 5'2", 117 lbs, aggravated robbery (also); James Ivory, BM, 24, 6'1", 179 lbs, prob. viol.(family assault) (bass); Bianca Caretachea, HF, 30, 4'8", 90 lbs, prob.viol. (child abandon.); Christopher James Brett Clover, WM, 38, 5'7", 280 lbs, fail. to reg. (tenor)
Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene was suspended fromDear Eleanor:
Twitter for 12 hours for coronavirus misinformation. . . . Zsa Zsa Gabor
was buried. . . . Police in Delhi India, used water cannons to disperse hun-
dreds of people protesting the government’s management of a water shor-
tage. . . . Oregon ordered farmers to give workers 10 minutes in the shade
every two hours after a 38-year-old man died in s heat wave. . . . The Ford
Motor Company Ford unveiled a fragrance smelling of petroleum in an ef-
fort to sell electric cars. . . . The weather app of some iPhones will not dis-
play a temperature of 69 degrees, rendering it as either 68 or 70 degrees.
. . . President Jair Bolsonaro of Brazil was hospitalized with 10 days of
hiccups. . . . The revolver with which Pat Garrett shot Billy the Kid to
death will be sold at a Wild West auction in Los Angeles, California, Au-
gust 27 and is expected to bring $2 or $3 million. . . . A bride dislocated a
knee in her fist dance at her wedding.
[courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]
zachgoff.jpg Arrested in Abilene (Texas, not Kansas): Zachary Goff, WM, 18, 5'10", 155 lbs, aggravated robbery; Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas): Ashley Thomas, BF, 30, 5'7", 115 lbs, prob. viol. (burglary); Jessie Carson, WM, 29, 6', 200 lbs, dom. bat.; Harvey Lee Dear III, BM, 34, 5'11", 210 lbs, probation violation (endangered child); Anthony Troydale Carter Jr., BM, 19, 6'1", 150 lbs, tattoos "REALIZE EVERYONE AIN'T LOYAL" on left arm, Chinese symbols on right arm, felon with firearm, marijuana (Abilene Crime Stoppers, Sedgwick County (Kansas) Sheriff)
fredgren.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Fredrick Green, 60, fam. assault; Angie Abalos, 54, marijuana; Ariel Hamilton, 43, DUI; Destiny Rodela, 18, mj; Ranci Boone, 44, family assault; Becky Nowell, 36, mobery; Samantha Chacon, 24, mj, paraphern.; Ivan Parra, 23, DUI
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Leonard Simon (a/k/a "The Wheat") wrote Sun 7/11/21 @19:25 CDT:Dumb news from Indiana:
The Dog of Sunfish wormed last week was Willis, not "Willlard."Fred Dean wrote Sun 7/11/21 @11:11 PDT:
He's my dog. He's doing fine.
If she loses her fat, will she lose also her beauty?
Tested positive, 763,522; died, 13,940.
[courtesy N.Y. Times]
carriejn.jpg South Bend's most wanted: Robert Dillard, BM, 6'1", 165 lbs, failure to register as sex offender; Elizabeth Morse, BF, 5'1", 270 lbs (Yorkshire hog), assalt on police officer,leaving scene, DUI, neglect; Carrie Jensen, WF, 5'1", 150 lbs, common nuisance; Michael Moore, BM, 5'10", 150 lbs, handgun w/o license (Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.)
A Hoosier tricked Alabama police into giving him enough mon-
ey to get back home in Indiana.
[courtesy Columbus Republic]
Tested positive, 470,538; died, 7,328.
[courtesy N.Y. Times]
The City of
Brownsville
refused the
Edmonson
County At-
torney's ref-
fuse.
[photo and
report by
our roving
reporter]
jpg Lexington's most wanted, Brandon Dockery, BM, 6', 150 lbs, murder (armed & dangerous) (Bluegrass Crime Stoppers)
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Dog of the
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Borf 's weekly BONUS:
barryewa.jpg Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas): Barrye Walker Lightner Jr., WM, 49, 6'9", 170 lbs, pro. viol. (assault); Michael L. Tejeda, HM, 39, 5'11", 130 lbs, aggravated burglary & battery; Ivan Eduardo Aldaba, WM, 5'6", 186 lbs, aggravated assault; James Robert Kessinger, WM, 29, 5'9", 175 lbs, aggrav. assault; Otoneil Willalobos, HM, 57, 5'7", 160 lbs, probation viol. (marij. distrib.) (Sedgwick County Sheriff)
The Swiss voted, by a margin of 51.2 per cent to 48.8, to prohibit women'sDISCUSSION GROUP:
wearing niqabs and burkas. . . . The Entomological Society of America an-
nounced plans to rename the gypsy moth to eliminate an ethnic slur. . . .
Fifteen tons of dead fish washed ashore in Tampa Bay, Florida. . . . A Sa-
haran dust plume blew into Texas. . . . The Ukraine defense ministry re-
quired female soldiers to march in high heels. . . . A Japanese woman shot
the Olympic torch with a water pistol. . . . Term-limited Philippines Presi-
dent Rodrigo Duterte said he might run for vice president. . . . Goldfish
the size of footballs were discovered in Minnesota rivers and lakes. . . .
A naked woman got stuck in a 10-inch space between two business build-
ings in Santa Ana, Cali-
fornia. . . . The Naomi
Osaka Barbie doll sold
out only hours after it
went up on line (there's
the real deal on the right).
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is married, and
also has a boy friend. Both men live with her and share her bed. Her children are horrified and ashamed, as am I. Her older children are of age but still in school, and want to move out but can't af- ford to; the youngest is a minor and afraid of the boy friend. The husband does not object. Is there anything I can do to help the kids? |
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kaylawat.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Conrad Del Rio, 40, assault; Tamara Wachter, 37, DUI; Kayla Watson, 33, trespass (she's changed); Hayley Green, 29, assault; Maria Reyes, 26, publ. intox.; Dominie Stone, 47, controlled substances; Thomas Greer, 57, drug paraphernalia
Unopened e-mail last week included fromlifelamb.jpg Stalking, the judge said; everywhere that Mary went,I was sure to go Life Saver Dude: Mary had a little snit
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Will Anderson, Awards Specialist, wrote for City's Best Awards Thurs
7/8/21 @11:59 CDT:
Hello and I hope that you are having a great day! My name is Will,
and I am e-mailing you to let you know that you have been selected
for the 2021 Brownsville Best Award! For the next year you will be
promoted on our web site so anyone searching the Brownsville area
will find you. We only work with one winner in each major city in
the U.S. You will also get a badge for your web site, social media
graphics, a certificate for the office, press release, and more.
Tested positive, 467,690; died, 7,301.Birthdays:
[courtesy N.Y. Times]
Willard the Dog of Sunfish was wormed.
[a TH exclusive]
Hopkinsville Community College history professor John Davis
said "critical race theory" is nothing new.
[courtesy LEX18]
Dog of the
week: PekingeseThere are uglier examples (see second |
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Quotations of the Wheat (Simon said):
must be the prettiest fat girl I have ever seen." – Leonard Simon |
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Borf 's weekly BONUS:leighaju.jpg Arrested in Abilene (Texas, not Kansas): Jasmine Alyssa Diaz, HM, 19, 5'7", 200 lbs (Yorkshire hog), robbery, meth; Leigha Juana Marderosian, HF, 32, 5',170 lbs, robbery; Christopher Lee Polk, BM, 38, 5'11", 160 lbs, indecency w/ch. (Abilene Crime Stoppers)
Britney Spears' appointed attorney asked to be allowed to resign (and herDear Eleanor:
manager already had resigned). . . . A hundred homing pigeons that fell
off a truck in Dayton Beach, Florida, couldn't find their way home at night
and blocked an I-95 exit for three hours. . . . Firefighters stopped a dog go-
ing down the road in a car in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada (they figured he
had manged to knock the transmission out of park and intobarkneutral,
and the car rolled). . . . A live housecat was pulled from the collapsed con-
do rubble in Surfside, Florida.
[courtesy LEX18. HuffPost]
chandria.jpg Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas): Ronald Gene Mauzey, WM, 61, 5'9", 160 lbs, probation viol. (aggr. battery); Chandria Chantell Young, BF, 38, 5'5", 160 lbs, aggrav. assault, crim. damage; Albert Alexis Cruz-Aviles, HM, a/k/a Luigi Cruz, 46, 5'10", 150 lbs, prob. viol. (threat, dom. battery); Ashija Denise Washington, BF, 25, 5'4", 103 lbs, aggr. assault, shooting; Kevin Buggs, BM, a/k/a Willie Rose, 51, 5'10", 170 lbs, tattoos, prob. viol. (dom. bat.) (Sedgwick County Sheriff)
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danyelan.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): David McWilliams, 57, dangerous drugs Danyel Anderson, 33, DUI; Stacy Kelly, 38, burglary; Jason Dickey, 48, ctl. subs.; Kimberly Paz, 19, DWOL, paraph.; Mikaya Jones, 21, marijuana; Consuela Hernandez, 26, fam. assault; Robert Weddle-Coleman, 443, theft
Unopened e-mail last week included three messages fromlifemart.jpg Your portraits are so realistic Life Saver Dude: Modern art
The ugliest players in
women's tennis played
for the championship at
Wimbledeon in London,
England, yesterday –
Ashleigh Barty, of Aus-
tralia (left), beat Karolina
Pliskova, of the Czech Re-
public, two sets to one.
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Gary S. Logsdon, attorney at law, wrote Thurs 7/1/21:
I wrote a deed this week for a couple named Carrie Ann Gill Loid
and husband, Kirby Loid, and misspelled their name "Lloyd" on
the first draft. I corrected the misspelling when they pointed it out,
but I forgot to ask them if they had a son or daughter named Tab?
Dumb news from Kentucky:Tested positive, 758,078; died, 13,863.
[courtesy N.Y. Times]
samanthe.jpg Vincennes' most wanted (MugshotsOnline.com): Layton Tyler Walker, 21, paraphernalia; Cassandra Elizabeth Cooper, 21, trespass; Samanthe Michniak, 30, DUI; Mercedes Destiny Mauer, 22, prob. vi.; Eric R. Strahley, 34, disorderly
The United States District Court for the Southern District of
Indiana closed Friday, July 2, in observance of the new "June-
teenth" holiday (which was June 19, nearly two weeks earlier
– but remember, the 4th of July is on July the 5th this year).
[courtesy Columbus Republic]
Tested positive, 466,278; died, 7,280.
[courtesy N.Y. Times]
Children cooling off on this
hot day . . .
The fire depart-
ment brought out a pumper
truck to spray the kids who
completed the summer read-
ing program.
– Edmonson News
The Fraternal Order of Police sued the City of Lexington to
prohibit enforcement of its newly adopted ban of "no knock"
warrants. . . .
A Louisville mural honoring the memories of George Floyd
and Breonna Taylor was defaced with blue paint and the sig-
nature "Patriot Front."
[courtesy LEX18]
russwurm.jpg He's listed as wanted in South Bend, Indiana, but it's reported that he's from Louisville, Kentucky: Daniel Russwurm, WM, 5'9", 125 lbs, meth, coke; that's his lookalike cousin from Laurel County, Kentucky, on the right, Brian Eldridge, 46, charged there with murder[courtesy Michiana Crime Stoppers, LEX18]
Quotations of the Wheat (Simon said): "Excuse me, miss, but is that sweat rolling down your |
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Taney and John C. Calhoun were on their way out at the U.S. Capitol. . . .
"Miss" Nevada, Kataluna Enriquez, said, "I'm the
first 'trans woman' and 'trans woman of color' " to
be in the "Miss U.S.A." contest "and it's time that
our voices are heard" – and, our tits are shown?
("s"he was once known as "Durte Dom"). . . . Cal-
ifornia has prohibited state-funded travel to 17 oth-
er states for their "LGBTQ" discrimination (Ken-
tucky is among them; Indiana is not). . . . Twenty-
three states have prohibited the teaching of critical
race theory – but, what is it? . . . The busts of Roger
Kim Kardashian's brand SKIMS was designing underwear for U.S. women
engaged in the Olympics. . . . Five thousand pigeons vanished in a British
race. . . . Bill Cosby's 2018 assault conviction was vacated by the Pennsylva-
nia Supreme Court. . . . An Egyptian was arrested in Kuwait for complaining
on TikTok about the weather. . . . A Knoxville, Tennessee, nurse was charged
with postal infractions for mailing her husband's former wife feces and a used
menstrual pad. . . . U.S. passport applicants no longer have to submit support-
ing documentation for their choice of "M" or "F" identification, and a third
"gender" designation appears to be on the way.
[courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]
renshark.jpg Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas): Jacob Rendell Sharkey, BM, 28, 6', 155 lbs, probation violation (opiates, domestic battery); Angela Marie Estrada a/k/a Ortiz, HF, 39, 5', 140 lbs, prostitution, narcotics; Ashley Nicole Pocowatchit a/i/a Forrester, WF, 31, 5'5", 140 lbs, probation violation (narcotics; Moshe Mereghi Ange Stennett, BM, 30, 5'11", 190 lbs, ag. bat. (Sedgwick County Sheriff)
The
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liferats.jpg "Your mother and I never married, Timmy - so, yes, you are a rat bastard" Life Saver Dude: Letting the kid down easy
"Your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment" €“ Karen Crockett
donnaker.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Kenneth Donnaker, 59, crim tresp,cntrld substs; Lydia Martinez, BAILED OUT or ESCAPED; Hannah Smith, 29, marijuana, paraphernalia; Cameron Mouw a/k/a Chairman Mao, 38, paraphernalia; Mandy Renfro, 33, mj; Michelle Leyva, 34, mobery; Natividad Delarosa, 37, burglary; Manuel Tanguma, 51, abusive call
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