J. Ewing wrote Tuesday 2/22/22 @2:22 a.m.:

It's TWOSday!
                        And again @10:22 p.m. = 22:22, military time.

Malachi wrote Sun 2/20/22 @10:10 CST:

It's "Ukraine,"  not "the Ukraine."  The phrase "the Ukraine"
mirrors  "the U.S.,"  "the UK"  and "the U.S.S.R."   and goes
back to a time it was just a colony, or area, of Russia.  Think
Uganda, Uruguay and Uszbekistan.

Tested positive, 1,684,310; died, 22,800.
                                                                    [courtesy N.Y. Times]

An 11-year-old South Bend girl collected 500 4-leaf clovers in
a year.
                                                    [courtesy South Bend Tribune]

hobsonjo.jpg South Bend's most wanted: (Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.) Jonathan Hobson, BM, 5'5", 145 lbs, auto theft; Tiana Wiles-Hlawicz, WF, 5'2", 180 lbs (Yorkshire hog), syringe, coke & mj; Mia Hayes, BF, 5'4", 135 lbs, res entry

Tested positive, 1,285,192; died, 13,824.
                                                                        [courtesy N.Y. Times]

State SenatorRick Girdler and Rep. WalterThomas were criticized
by the Kentucky Jewish Council for saying "Jew them down" in a
discussion of a lease. . . .

A  pet  possum  in Laurel County was moving around on a wheel-
chair. . . .

Medina Spirit (now deceased), who tested positive after the race for
a steroid, was stripped of her victory in last year’s Kentucky Derby;
and  Mandaloun was declared the winner in a ruling by racing stew-
ards.
                                                                                  [courtesy Lex18]

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dishmanc.jpg Crystal did meth, Crystal Dishman, 47, for latest mug shot in Letcher County Jail (J. Ewing)

cheyeneh.jpg Arrested in Abilene (Texas, not Kansas): Timothy Michael Campbell, WM, 23, 5'9", 185 lbs, assault on police; Wanted In Waco: Mallory Kristen Cortinas, WF, 30, 5'3", 125 lbs, violation of protectiveorder; Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas): Andrea Lynn Steele, WF, 54, 5'4", 120 lbs, burglary; Cheyene Hampton, WF, 31, 5'7', 170 lbs, probviol (interference w/LEO) (law enforcem. ofcr.); Richard Harold Smallwood, WM, 31, 5'10", 185 lbs, aggr indecent liberties with a child (Abilene Crime Stoppers, City of Waco,Sedgwick County (Kans.) Sheriff

Queen Elizabeth and Justin Bieber tested positive.  .  .  .  Tuesday was
not only TWOSday  but also National Margarita Day. . . . A $100,000-
a-year Georgia state official was indicted for  faking  two  pregnancies
for paid leave benefits. .   .  .  A Tennessee pastor threatened to expose
six witches. .  .  . Thailand promised not to rename Bangkok,  the capi-
tal, Krung Thep Maha Nakhon, its local name. 

                                                            [courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]

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J. Ewing wrote Sun 2/13/22 @09:17 EST:

Now  hold  on  here.   The Kentucky Bar Association should
have Melania Trump as their speaker on cyber bullying.  Af-
ter all,  she's the "expert" on the topic.  Besides,  I  hear she's
desperate enough to be selling her personal clothing on line.

Maybe the KBA can arrange for both Melania and Monica to
appear?    Maybe even arrange a cage match between them to
make it more interesting?  (I got dibs on popcorn concession.)

Tested positive, 1,687,232; died, 22,529.
                                                                    [courtesy N.Y. Times]

blakemor.jpg South Bend's most wanted: Blake Morgan, WM, 5'10", 170 lbs, parole viol (burglary); Alyono Knonuchuk, WF, 5'1", 105 lbs, narcs; Leon Underwood, BM, 5'7", 140 lbs, parole viol (rape, burglary); Tashara Harrison, BF, 5'7", 230 lbs (Yorkshire hog), counterfeiting; Robert Stilley, BM, cocaine or narcotic

sextonty.jpg Tommy Sexton, WM, parole vi (DUI);Tamela Taylor, BF, 5'6", 250 lbs (Y. hog), theft, resisting; Joahua Troxel, WM, 6', 215 lbs, parole violation (child molesting); Lasean Green, BM, 5'7", 155 lbs, felon with firearm; Andrew Warren, WM, 5'7", 185 lbs, parole viol (coke or narc)

John Cougar Mellencamp released his 25th solo album.

                                                    [courtesy Columbus Republic]

Police rescued three emaciated dogs from a residence in Vermil-
lion County.
                                                           [courtesy Terre Haute Star]

Tested positive, 1,269,321; died, 13,606.
                                                                        [courtesy N.Y. Times]

cooperbr.jpg Busted in Bardstown (courtesy Nelson County Gazette): Brandon Lamont Cooper, 28, failure to appear; William Glenn Fulkerson, 53, nonpayment of costs; Duane Alan O'Brien, 53, Wanton endangermt.; Austin Michael Darst, 24, Wanton end., meth; Stephen Trevor Hicks, 40, forgery; Eric Michael Lott, 34, probation violation

codygene.jpg Cody Gene Kidd, 24, promoting a minor for sex; Joe Carl Hardin, 41, felon w/gun; Britnee Cheyenne Creason, 24, contempt of court; William Todd Rowlett, 32, contempt; Ashley Hiller, 34, failure to appear; Jason Phillip McGill, 44, evading police

jerrylyn.jpg Arrested in Abilene: (Texas not Kansas) Jerry Lynn Meeks, WM, 60, 5'9", 180 lbs, aggr. assault; Shawn Matthew Bennett, WM, 36, 6', 185 lbs., burglary; Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas): Justin Macormac, WM, 25, 5'8", 135 lbs, felon w/gun; Teresa Blalock, WF, 53, 5'2", 164 lbs, possession of opiate; Kenama Carter, BM, 25, 5'8",150 lbs, robbery (Abilene Crime Stoppers, Sedgwick County (Kans.) Sheriff)

Duchess Camilla tested positive. .  .  .  Whoopi Goldberg was allowed
back on the View. . . .  At "Have a Heart: Stop for Pedestrians,"  an an-
nual pedestrian safety event in Las Vegas, a car hit a van that had stop-
ped for someone crossing the street .  .  .  A priest in Phoenix, Arizona,
resigned after being accused by his Diocese of performing invalid bap-
tisms for more than two decades. .   .  .  Sarah Palin lost her libel suit a-
gainst the New York Times. . . . More than 100 vehicles piled up in the
snow on Interstate 39 in central Illinois. . . .  The capital of the Ukraine
changed its name (and pronunciation) from  Kiev  ("key-eff")  to  Kyiv
("keeve")  three years ago  to avoid Russian overtones.

                                            [courtesy Harper's, LEX18, Wikipedia, AP]

wayspath.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Wayne Spath, 61, mobery; Arianna Castilleja, 18, mj; Molly Hutchison, 45, c.s.; Terry Hidalgo, 53, mob.; Kennedy Buxton, 25, DUI; Maria Diaz-Rivera, 36, DUI; Jordan Sheen, 26, U.S. hold; Matthew Johnston, 21, marij.

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Tested positive, 1,668,288; died, 22,123.
                                                                   [courtesy N.Y. Times]

The former Ohio band A Girl Named Tom will perform in Ship-
shewana April 23.
                                                      [courtesy South Bend Tribune]

rolandoz.jpg South Bend's most wanted (Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.): Rolando Ruiz, BM, 6'5", 215 lbs, strangulation; Armando Castillo, HM, 5'11", 145 lbs, robbery; Steven Lane, BM, 5'10", 145 lbs, handgun w/o lic.; Pierre Bates, BM, 5'8", 155 lbs, robbery

Tested positive, 1,234,992; died, 13,349.
                                                                        [courtesy N.Y. Times]

Kentucky Congressman Hal Rogers apologized to Ohio Congress-
woman Joyce Beatty for telling her to  "kiss my ass"  after she ask-
ed him to wear a face mask on a train to the Capitol in Washington.

                                                                              [courtesy LEX18]

Monica Lewinsky will be one of the speakers at the Kentucky Bar
Association convention in June.  Her topic is "social activist in the
battle against on-line harassment."
                                                            [courtesy Bench & Bar Mag.]

gilmorea.jpg Lexinton's most wanted: Andrea Gilmore, BM, 23, 5'9", 200 lbs, fentanyl (Bluegrass Crime Stoppers)

kwamainr.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Kansas, not Wichita, Kansas): Kwamain Rakem Martell, BM, 23, 6'3", 150 lbs, Pro. viol (burglary); Sonya Wilene Jones, BF, 37, 5'6", 134 lbs, prob. viol. (accident involving injury); Mandy Diane Sepuladea, HF, 42, 4'9", 95 lbs (legal midget), bond forf., Michele Anne Reopke, WF, 28, 140 lbs, bond forf. (c.s.); James David Black, WM, 39, 5'9", 186, aggravated assault (Texoma Crime Stoppers)

An 80-year-old nun was sentenced to a year in prison in Los Angeles
for stealing $835,000 from a school fund to feed a gambling habit. . . .
A Las Vegas man accused of driving on the wrong side of a major belt-
way testified that the ghost of Dale Earnhardt Sr. had instructed him to.
. . .
                                                                           [courtesy Harper's, AP]

moncibiz.jpg Arrrested in Abilene (Texas, not Kansas): James Lee Moncibaiz, BM, 52, 5' 11", 205 lbs., indecency w/child; Eliaabeth Garcia Del Rio, HF, 46, 5'4'; 225 lbs (Yorkshire hog), meth; Wanted in Wihita (Kansas, not Wichta Falls, Texas): Jessica Ruth Cruz, WF, 5'5", 159 lbs, endangering a child; Ernest Washington, BM, 6'1", 150 lbs, aggr. robbery (Abilene Crime Stoppers, Sedgwick County (Kass.) Sheriff)

spencerr.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County Sheriff): Roger Spencer, 63, c.s.; Guadalupe Guttierez, 64, DUI 2d; Mariah Marquez, 27, paraphernalia; Christina Portwood, 49, assault; Haley Wynn, 27, trespass; Courtney Seymour, 29, c.s.; Rosy Bryant, 42, mobery; Lucio Solano, 26, DUI, assault, family violence

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Tested positive, 1,650,853; died, 21,712.
                                                                   [courtesy N.Y. Times]

ballentn.jpg South Bend's most wanted: Rickey Ballentine, BM, 6'1", 175 lbs, coke, auto theft; Madonna Papa, WF, 5'3", 110 lbs,meth; Heather Hanna, WF, 5'10", 165 lbs, burglary; Eric Williams, 6', 170 lbs, domestic battery (Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.)

The name of a Johnson County preacher seeking the Democrat-
ic nomination for Congressman was placed on  the  Republican
ballot.
                                                      [courtesy Columbus Republic]

Tested positive, 1,204,194; died, 13,089.
                                                                        [courtesy N.Y. Times]

Buzzards with iced wings were falling out of the trees  in  Lexing-
ton (like lizards in Florida) as animal control officers reheated and
released them. . . .

For a $10 donation to the Lexington Humane Society,  you can get
an adopted cat with a litter box with your ex-spouse's name printed
on it. 
                                                                   [courtesy WKYT, LEX18]

ronnally.jpg Busted in Bardstown: Ronald Allen Nally, 44, Bardstown, probation viol.; Melena ann Allen, 28, Louisville, meth, her.; John Matthew Roberts, 36, Bardstown, contempt; Tina Renée Bailey, 41, Bardstown, prob. viol.; Angel Gonzalez Alvarez, 37, Chaplin, Speeding, no ins.,no license; Kaylea Chenne Lowe, 20, Somerset, prob. viol. (Nelson County Gazette)

collasod.jpg Denton Daniel Colasso, HM, 41, 5'9", 130 lbs, ctld substs; Krystal Gillespie, BF, 32, 5'7", 220 lbs (Yorkshire hog), assault of public svt.; Tammi Michelle Stewart, WF, 34, 5'7", 124 lbs, ctld. substs.; Jonathan James Sparks, WM, 28, 5'10", 235 lbs, ctld. substs.; Kenneth Matthew Powell Jr., BM, 25, 5'11", 150 lbs, ctld. substs.; Wanted in Wichita Falls, Texas (not Wichita, Kansas) (Texoma Crime Stoppers); ornelasf.jpg Frank Ornelas, HM, 21, 6', 160 lbs, prob. viol. (ctl. subs.); Cherissa Sayles, BF, 26, 5'6", 150 lbs, org. crime; Clyde Roy Jones, WM, 39, 6', 190 lbs, ag. assault; Alisa Rogers, WF, 60, 5'2", 120 lbs, pro. fi. (c.s.); Herbert Daughtery, BM 51, 5'11", 175 lbs, bond forfeit.

tynorwod.jpg Arrested in Abilene (Texas,not Kansas): Tyler Norwood, WM, 25, 5'9", 165 lbs, aggr. sexual assault; Alexandria Sky Williams, BF, 26, 5'5", 160 lbs, injury to disabled; Corvin Ghant, BM [sic], 27, 5'5", 300 lbs, deadly conduct; Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas): Shalyn Jo Caswell, WF, 21, 5'4", 120 lbs, probation violation (theft); Chase Michael Kado, WM, 30, 5'8", 150 lbs, tattoos oon arm, back & chest, probation viol. (aggr. domestic battery) (Abilene Crime Stoppers, Sedgwick County (Kans.) Sheriff)

Justin Trudeau tested positive. . . . Police in Sioux Falls, South Dako-
ta,  completed an Arby's food delivery  after stopping and arresting a
DoorDash driver. .  .  .  A  same-sex  couple of penguins (males)  are
rearing a chick together at the Syracuse, N.Y., zoo.

                                                           [courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]

riohasro.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Robert Riojas, DUI; Ashley Perez, 34, burglary; Michael Perales (F) 39, Exp. MVIS; Kailtlyn McGuire, 27, DUI; Clara Pena, 41, forgery; Tresa Releford, 54, prostitutn.; Chelsy Cuellar, 38, parole viol.; Monica Hogeda, 41, disoderly

DISCUSSION GROUP:     Don't  forget!  Readers interested in intellectu- al dissection of important current events are invi- ted to attend the  Weekly World News Round Ta- ble at the offices of Borf  Books outside Browns- ville,  Kentucky,  just after church every  Sunday. Guest speakers lined up for meetings in the  near future include Pauline Bartolone.

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