Why The Rebellion Will Not Win

The Rebel Alliance, of course, cannot possibly succeed. There are several causes for this. Obviously, they are outnumbered, and clearly outmatched in regards to quality of equipment, and resources.

The main reason, of course, that the Alliance can't win, is that they constantly have a bad feeling about something, which of course means that they must always be in trouble. Meanwhile, the Empire has a bad feeling about nothing. We will always win.

Below are a sample of many Alliance members stating they "Have a bad feeling about this."

Luke Skywalker - Approaching the Death Star
Han Solo - In the trash compactor
Leia Organa - Inside the space slug
C-3PO - In Jabba's Palace
Han Solo - At Ewok Village

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