Methwold Sixth Form

Bevan, Mr Keith

Maths teacher, fond of Polo's and cheap coffee (the former is due to the latter). Famous for giving Lauren his lollipop.

Bonnett, Sally

Er... incredibly cheerful, clever, writes in pencil, has a two year old pear drop in her pencil case (well... had, I don't if it's still there).

Currington, Mr Richard

Chemistrty High Priest, demi-god without compare. A man who not only knows where his towel is, but also what azo-coupling reaction was used in the dye that coloured it.

Gardner, Helen

What can be said of Helen... that can be repeated in polite conversation... hmmm... she did win 'The Grand Old Duke of York Award' (you may sing the rhyme through if necessary).

Horne, Mr Tony

Maths teacher, likes rugby, terrible at jokes, helpful, kind, good teacher... etc...

Lockyear, Mr Paul

Mr Bar-Code himself. Physics teacher notorious for wearing striped shirt and ties, that clash hypnotising his pupils. He does not, never has and never will dye his hair with any Grecian 2000 product.... just making that perfectly clear.

Philpott, Duncan

Carries the Weight of the World on his shoulders.

Tilbrook, Mrs Alison

The Commandante, Chief of Police, Stickle Gruber, Herr Tilbrook. The one who made people work, the one who banned gambling in the common room, the one who suggested the removal of certain posters as that wasn't the image she wanted. But not really that bad...

Watkins, Cadria Wendy

The Danish gnome, someone of diminutive stature who is easily annoyed, sits on toadstools and fishes in small ponds. Unsure of future career, but has suggested... ski-instructor, waitress and secretary (which explains why she took maths, physics and german at A-Level). Also, she apparently... wants to die, wants to live in Germany, is hot, is cold, hates physics and maths, oh and hates me...

Westerman, Mr David Godfrey

The Winged (pronounced Shakespearian style - wing ed) Beast. A physics teacher, who knows a hell of a lot...

Whitehead, Nicole

I cannot believe I almost forgot her. Originally intended taking four A-levels and going Oxford before entering physiotherapy at the highest level. Eventually dropped physics and chemistry and went to Oxford Brookes studying midwifery. Notoriously bodily pierced, and willing to show anyone who asks. On the whole a very shy person...

Young, Carl ('Bill')

Not much to say, except winner of the Wayne king Award for admiration of the female body.