This Is Retarded!?

Well if you think this whole thing is retarded you either haven't got a sense of humor or don't care about those poor sheep out there. Think about the billions and billions of wool producing animals out there, who don't have it as good as you do. Who are left to get dirty and walk around in the muck outside. They are out there twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. You take away their warm coats so you can have socks. Is that really all you ever feel for your animal neighbors?

Maybe you don't think you have a problem. Maybe you can't fess up to your addiction to banging on poor innocent sheep.

Or, you could possibly be thinking of how retarded this is and how you don't want to even say you've been to this page because you think it's so stupid. Well let me assure you that when someday when the farmer you know hits the wrong spot on a sheep and all of a sudden there are retarded looking sheep and kids poping out of the local herd you are gonna start to wonder. If you neglect this problem I'm sure you will never forgive youself. There are a couple things you should take into account if this is happening. Hopefully this is one of the ways you contribute to being a member of P.A.S.T.

  • Do your local sheep have two eyes?
  • Are they able to "Baaaa" or go "Where's the dip?"
  • Do your local sheep have three eyes?

    Each of these things should be carefully concidered and turned into the ASPCA as soon as possible. Also to the P.A.S.T. committee at sheepsaver@hotmail.com. We will take immediate action and come down hard on them with our *electric cattle prods.





















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