Midnight Massacre

Okay, how does this sound? You get a bunch of Guild members, plus anyone else who want's to join in, and you all go into town at night. The object of the game is the last man (or woman, child, dog, gerbil, lamp-post, bus, shop, etc.) standing wins.

As you may have guessed this can lead to some enraged passers-by as you leap out and soak them. They never seem to understand that their footsteps sound exactly like Tom's either. Oh, well. It's nothing showing a clean pair of heels won't fix.

Guild Departments

Reception: "I'm a jumberlack,"
Disclaimer: "and I'm KO,"
Guild Rules: "I beat my wife,"
Guild Armoury: "and I have BO."
Rules Options: I'm sorry,
Current Members: I have no idea what came over me.
The Royal Unicorn: Maybe I've been working too hard on this.

Huddersfield Guild of Assassins

Rules

There are NO rules!

Well, almost. Try not to annoy the general public too much. Watch out for the police, no the real police, stupid. I'd have used a capital 'p' if I meant the game Police (who aren't in this game, anyway). The cops probably won't take kindly to a bunch a crazed loonatics running about town spraying everybody with their super-soakers.

Otherwise, that's about it. Have fun.