Welcome to the Stunt Monkey mail order merchandise page. To order something, print out the order form, put the order form and payment in an envelope, and mail it to the address, below. Include cash (if you trust the U.S. Post Office) or a check or money order payable to Stunt Monkey and when your check clears, we'll send you the goods. Please don't forget to add the specified amount for shipping and handling. If you want to know the status of your order, just e-mail us and we'll tell you. And don't forget to buy lots of stuff, so we can afford to keep on making more.



With Lifelike Action CDs Stunt Monkey's newest full-length album, featuring 13 songs in 40 minutes from Aram, Rossi, Evan, and Ben is now here and ready to melt your brain with punk/pop goodness. Feast your ears on "Your Mom Is Hot," "Take Over the World," "Bulletproof," "Not the One," "Zero," "Turn It Up," "Knock Me Out," "Happy Going Nowhere," "Alone," "Spy Girl," "Cartoon," "Bachelor Pad," and "Do You Know the Way to San Jose?" for a mere...

U.S.$10 ($2 s/h)


Kid Tested, Mother Approved CDs What? Stunt Monkey releases two CDs in one year? We know it may sound too good to be true, but it is. KT,MA includes the ditties you've been wantin', including "Stupid," "Stay In Bed," "Hypochondriac," a new version of "White Trash Puppet Show," "Crimes," "Word Problem," "Martian Girlfriend," and "Bake A Cake." There might even be a little somethin' extra for you if you stick around until the very end. Can you believe that we're nearly giving it away for only...

U.S.$10 ($2 s/h)

(At that price, you may even want to buy two! Golly!)


"For the Ear" CDs (9-song EP) Includes the soon-to-be hits "Spy Girl," "Suicide," "Bachelor Pad," "White Trash Puppet Show," "Cartoon," "Handball Queen," and "High Mass," as well as CD bonus tracks "My Alibi," and "Selfish." See the glowing reviews on the Discography page. Now it can be yours for the amazingly low price of only... SOLD OUT! CURRENTLY ON BACK-ORDER. E-MAIL FOR AVAILABILITY.

U.S.$10 ($2 s/h)


Brand-spankin'-new Stunt Monkey head and crossbones shirt is now here. Two-sided, with the logo in the front and "Stunt Monkey" text between the shoulders. Sizes S-XL. Yeah.

U.S.$15 ($2 s/h)


Stunt Monkey new "sandwich" tee shirts available in your choice of light black or dark black. Sizes S-XL. Own your own little piece of 100% cotton copyright infringement for the low, low price of...

U.S.$15 ($2 s/h)


Stunt Monkey new, new, school cannon logo tee shirts (pictured in blue) are available in, well, blue. Currently availble in sizes S, L, XL. My, oh, my, wake up the children, 'cause they're just...

U.S.$15 ($2 s/h)


Stunt Monkey girl tanks When you need an extra schmall tank top with a new, new skool Stunt Monkey car logo on it, this will meet your need. 100% cotton, 100% fun in sizes S-L (but keep in mind that they're pretty small) that we're letting go for the low, low price of...

U.S.$15 ($2 s/h)


Stunt Monkey box car and cannon logo shirts are made up of 100% Norwegian heavyweight cotton (...actually we're not sure where the cotton is from, just that many pre-pubescent slaves were used in the manufacture of the shirts...) on white, black, navy, red, and aqua colored-shirts. Baby doll shirts also available in pink and baby blue. Colors limited. E-mail us for availability. Size S only. Just...

U.S.$15 ($2 s/h)


Stunt Monkey old school tee shirts are made of 100% heavyweight cotton. The oval logo t-shirt sports the classic-stylie Stunt Monkey logo over a red oval. Girl's ringer tee same logo, just ringed (rang? rung?) in black, Sizes M - XL. Sizes limited. E-mail us for availability. Make a stylish fashion statement for just...

U.S.$15 ($2 s/h)


Stunt Monkey hoodies with the new monkey head and crossbones logo are a mid-weight 50/50 blend of cotton, poly, and love. Wait - is that 150%? Well, they're just THAT cool and you can get 'em right now for a mere...

U.S.$25 ($3 s/h)


Stunt Monkey skates are high-quality 7-ply Canadian maple (Made by Vision, approx. 8"x30") blonde on top, black on the bottom with the Stunt Monkey cannon logo. Here's a picture of the guy, Flynn, who the board company sponsors to ride our deck. He's getting, like, 9' of air, or something. Anyway, get the deck (trucks and wheels extra) and look cool at the same time for just...

U.S.$30 ($5 s/h)


Stunt Monkey patches are all sewn, extremely high stitch count 2-1/2"x3-1/2" pieces of high art. Actual size shown. Get 'em today for just...

U.S.$3 (no s/h)


New monkey head and crossbones Stunt Monkey logo stickers are jumbo-sized 4"x3" black die cut vinyl with the newest of new Stunt Monkey logos! Call up the institution, 'cause we must be crazy to be givin' 'em away at just...

U.S.$.50 (no s/h)


New, new skool Stunt Monkey car logo stickers are jumbo-sized 3"x5" white die cut vinyl with the new school, five-color Stunt Monkey logo. Includes "Stunt Monkey" written in both English AND Japanese at no extra cost! We're nearly givin' 'em away for the bargain basement price of a mere...

U.S.$.50 (no s/h)


Stunt Monkey buttons are available in both monkey head and crossbones and new school cannon designs. They're 1" in diameter (that's 1/2" in radius!) and are perfect for backpacks, lapels, or that extra hole in your nose. Stop us before we go insane, 'cause we're almost giving them away for just...

U.S.$1 (no s/h)


Stunt Monkey Temporary Tattoos are a great way to temporarily piss your parents off! Get temporary ink done today! Two for the incredibly low price of...

U.S.$.50 (no s/h)



Send your cash or check or money order payable to Stunt Monkey to:

Stunt Monkey
Attn: Mail Order
P.O. Box 10175
San Jose, CA 95157-1175