I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey - Hungry
You've got a face like a wet weekend - Miserable
As scarce as rocking-horse manure - Rare
A few stubbies short of a six-pack - Stupid
Flat out like a lizard drinking - Busy
As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike - Useless
A snag short of a barbie - Stupid
He would talk a glass eye to sleep - Boring
Like a possum up a gumtree - Happy, in good spirits As bright as a two-watt bulb - Stupid
To bark at the lawn-to vomit
As mad as a cut snake - Furious
A fair suck of the sav - A fair go Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey! - Cold! See your last guarantee - On the verge of death
He would bet on two flies walking up the wall - Compulsive gambler
If his brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his hat off! - Stupid
Don't know the bloke from a bar of soap - A stranger
He couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery - Useless He wouldn't know his arse from his elbow - Idiot
Happy as a boxing kangaroo in fog - Miserable
As useless as a glass door on a dunny - Useless
I could eat the crutch out of a low-flying duck - Hungry
So slow he couldn't get a job as a speed hump - Dull-witted person
As lively as a blowfly on a winter's day - Lethargic He couldn't last a round in a revolving door - Weak
As useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest - Useless
My stomach thinks my throat's been cut - Hungry